Author's note: This is my first EVER song-fic so please go a little easy
on this one. I got it while listening to some music and making up my own
lyrics, finding myself talking about Street Fighter. Check this out. This
is to the beat of Wyclef Jean's "Industry" and contains some strong
language.
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(in a New York recording booth we see two certain World Warriors beginning a rare piece of work...)
Dee-Jay: Ok, Ryu! Are you ready for this?
Ryu: (is seen in the booth wearing some urban clothing, namely black jeans and a loose white tee and sneakers, his arms crossed and looking away from Dee-Jay, head down) *mumbling* How did I get into this...?
Dee-Jay: Ey, man! I need to know if you're up to this! You said that if I won our fight you'd do anything...
Ryu: I never actually think that you'd WIN...
Dee-Jay: That's the power of music, mon. Now, are you ready? I'm about to get this record recordin'.
Ryu: (sighs and grabs the mic) Let's get this over with.
Dee-Jay: That's what I'm talking about! Now...
(music comes on and Ryu starts nodding his head, warming up)
Ryu: Yeah, I'd like to dedicate this to all those who like Street Fighter, because without them Capcom wouldn't be here today (most likely). The World Warriors. Yeah.
(song starts)
Ryu: Imagine if Charlie and Guy never got shot
And were both were still on Ken's 5-star yacht
Sakura & Karin're roommates from col-lage
And Gen was never found in an alley
Rolento & Sodom, they were still homies
And squashed the beef between them & Cody
And yours truly shook hands with Sagat
Cause I was damn tired of watching him kickbox
And sometimes when I'm dreamin', is when I wake up
And kinda hope Chun-Li wore some more make-up
And when I came into this studio I wish there was some way
That I could smack some sense right into Dee-Jay (whoa, ooa, oh!)
Chorus: What's that sound, watch it, men
Ha-do-ken, Sho-ryu-ken
Tatsumak-senpu-kyaku
You can't blame it on Ryu
Cause when he starts, your ass is done
You're on the floor and the match is won
From corner to corner people sing the blues
But you can't blame it on Ryu
Ryu: Imagine if Bison were still alive
I could see Guile go out of his damn mind
Imaging if there were still 4 survivors left in Shadowloo
And Sagat never lost his left eye
Imagine Blanka never needin' a passport
And Vega screaming in Newark airport
But I'm still walking, and I keep going
If you want to know more meet me at Central Park
When the tournament starts its just another day
But imagine E. Honda not getting departed (whoa, ooa, oh!)
Chorus: What's that sound, watch it, men
Ha-do-ken, Sho-ryu-ken
Tatsumak-senpu-kyaku
You can't blame it on Ryu
Cause when he starts, your ass is done
You're on the floor and the match is won
From corner to corner people sing the blues
But you can't blame it on Ryu
Ryu: Imagine is Charlie never shot Bison
But is he didn't, man, he'd probably run
And imagine my shock, in my mirror
When I see that smile from that same 'nizzle
Back & forth & front & back
Master Gouken, man do I miss'em
The war still goes on with Sakura and her mom's
And me & Ken Masters, it's a fight to the top
Dan!
He lost too many matches but I wonder how
HOW HE gets on a cover of a magazine
He's gotta die (whoa, woa, whoa!)
Chorus: What's that sound, watch it, men
Ha-do-ken, Sho-ryu-ken
Tatsumak-senpu-kyaku
You can't blame it on Ryu
Cause when he starts, your ass is done
You're on the floor and the match is won
From corner to corner people sing the blues
But you can't blame it on Ryu
Ryu: I'll be training (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
You better be, too, Ken (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
I'm coming for you and Dan... (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
*laugh* And Sakura? Kep working hard, girl... (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
Man, I'm outta here.
*song fades to end*
Dee-Jay: "The Way of The World Warrior!" That was hot, mon!
Ryu: (emerging from the booth): Really?
Dee-Jay: Of course! My endorsers will be selling this like hotcakes!
Ryu: Wait! You never said that you'd be SELLING that!
Dee-Jay: ...you were unconscious when I said it, but I still said it, so it still counts, mon.
Ryu: ...crap.
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(in a New York recording booth we see two certain World Warriors beginning a rare piece of work...)
Dee-Jay: Ok, Ryu! Are you ready for this?
Ryu: (is seen in the booth wearing some urban clothing, namely black jeans and a loose white tee and sneakers, his arms crossed and looking away from Dee-Jay, head down) *mumbling* How did I get into this...?
Dee-Jay: Ey, man! I need to know if you're up to this! You said that if I won our fight you'd do anything...
Ryu: I never actually think that you'd WIN...
Dee-Jay: That's the power of music, mon. Now, are you ready? I'm about to get this record recordin'.
Ryu: (sighs and grabs the mic) Let's get this over with.
Dee-Jay: That's what I'm talking about! Now...
(music comes on and Ryu starts nodding his head, warming up)
Ryu: Yeah, I'd like to dedicate this to all those who like Street Fighter, because without them Capcom wouldn't be here today (most likely). The World Warriors. Yeah.
(song starts)
Ryu: Imagine if Charlie and Guy never got shot
And were both were still on Ken's 5-star yacht
Sakura & Karin're roommates from col-lage
And Gen was never found in an alley
Rolento & Sodom, they were still homies
And squashed the beef between them & Cody
And yours truly shook hands with Sagat
Cause I was damn tired of watching him kickbox
And sometimes when I'm dreamin', is when I wake up
And kinda hope Chun-Li wore some more make-up
And when I came into this studio I wish there was some way
That I could smack some sense right into Dee-Jay (whoa, ooa, oh!)
Chorus: What's that sound, watch it, men
Ha-do-ken, Sho-ryu-ken
Tatsumak-senpu-kyaku
You can't blame it on Ryu
Cause when he starts, your ass is done
You're on the floor and the match is won
From corner to corner people sing the blues
But you can't blame it on Ryu
Ryu: Imagine if Bison were still alive
I could see Guile go out of his damn mind
Imaging if there were still 4 survivors left in Shadowloo
And Sagat never lost his left eye
Imagine Blanka never needin' a passport
And Vega screaming in Newark airport
But I'm still walking, and I keep going
If you want to know more meet me at Central Park
When the tournament starts its just another day
But imagine E. Honda not getting departed (whoa, ooa, oh!)
Chorus: What's that sound, watch it, men
Ha-do-ken, Sho-ryu-ken
Tatsumak-senpu-kyaku
You can't blame it on Ryu
Cause when he starts, your ass is done
You're on the floor and the match is won
From corner to corner people sing the blues
But you can't blame it on Ryu
Ryu: Imagine is Charlie never shot Bison
But is he didn't, man, he'd probably run
And imagine my shock, in my mirror
When I see that smile from that same 'nizzle
Back & forth & front & back
Master Gouken, man do I miss'em
The war still goes on with Sakura and her mom's
And me & Ken Masters, it's a fight to the top
Dan!
He lost too many matches but I wonder how
HOW HE gets on a cover of a magazine
He's gotta die (whoa, woa, whoa!)
Chorus: What's that sound, watch it, men
Ha-do-ken, Sho-ryu-ken
Tatsumak-senpu-kyaku
You can't blame it on Ryu
Cause when he starts, your ass is done
You're on the floor and the match is won
From corner to corner people sing the blues
But you can't blame it on Ryu
Ryu: I'll be training (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
You better be, too, Ken (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
I'm coming for you and Dan... (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
*laugh* And Sakura? Kep working hard, girl... (tra-a-a-a-ainin' to see ya a-gain!)
Man, I'm outta here.
*song fades to end*
Dee-Jay: "The Way of The World Warrior!" That was hot, mon!
Ryu: (emerging from the booth): Really?
Dee-Jay: Of course! My endorsers will be selling this like hotcakes!
Ryu: Wait! You never said that you'd be SELLING that!
Dee-Jay: ...you were unconscious when I said it, but I still said it, so it still counts, mon.
Ryu: ...crap.
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