One fine day while Lord Sesshoumaru-sama was figuring out what "the
internet" was, Rin came to his office with a question
"Lord Sesshoumaru-sama? Where do babies come from?"
Sesshoumaru looked up. "Why, That's an easy question. First, uh....um...."
"Don't you know?" Rin asked, innocentally.
"Why of course! I am SUPER SESSHOUMARU!!! Uh, I mean Lord Sesshoumaru...."
Thinking, "that was close. Too close."
"Then why won't you tell me?"
"Because I don't want to." Muttering "Where DO babies come from? Pops
died before he had the chance to tell me." He starts to cry. "AWW
POPS!!! WHY'D YA HAVE TA GO!!!"
"Uh, I think I'll be going now..."
"You're still here!?" Damnit...
rin leaves Sess-sama to his memories of his Pops.
Sesshoumaru crawls under his desk in the feeble position, reminiscing about
his long-dead Pops, when suddenly Inuyasha comes in.
"YO SESSHOUMAU! Inuyashaz in da house!!! For schizzel!!!"
Sesshoumaru bangs his head on the desk "owchies!!!!"
"Yo, bro, watz uz doin down there?"
"....thinking....."
*mutters* "Sick man...."
"What?"
"Nothin', bro. Uh, I wuz talking to da Kagome ho 'n she waz talkin' 'bout babies and stuff, 'n uh, bein as pops died without out da talk, erm.... where
do da babies come from?
"NOT AGAIN!!!!"
"Watz yo problem, yo?"
"Erm....does the Kagome whelp know where da babies come from? HOLY CRAP IM
STARTIN TO TALK LIKE YOU!!!!!"
"Ya, bro. We'z can be da gangsta brodas!!!"
"WTF!!!!??"
"Uh, nothing!" mutters "Always had ta go 'n ruin my childhood dreams,
yo....."
"You said the whelp knew where babies come from."
"For shizzel!"
"I MUST KNOW!!!"
"ok, but first ya hav ta be my homie bro, aight?"
Sesshoumaru-sama grumbles, "Aight."
"Ya now DATZ wat I'm talkin' 'bout! TOGETHER WE SHALL FIGHT AGAINST THE
FORCES OF EVIL!!!" The powerpuff girls' Theme music starts to play, and
Inuyasha rips off his shirt & reveals a perty pink outfit, similar to
Blossom's.
"Here, bro I gotz da blue one for you!!"
Sesshoumaru looks somewhat scared | (@_@) | "Uh, I'll keep my furs...."
"Aight, ,bro!"
They go off in search of Inuyasha's human whelp together.
"Yo, Sesshoumaru, I'm hungry!"
"Eat something."
"All Iz gotz is dis sticker Kagome gave me," he pulls it out of his pocket,
,and it looks somewhat similar to a pad. Inuyasha starts to talk about Ramen and how nummy it is, even when accompanied by Kagome's cooking. "And THEN I told her she'd betta get me da good stuff, and Iz found da Ramen.
It'z jus so tasty, yo! I can almost tas—"
"SHUTUP!!!! GAH!!!!!! I should've killed you off when I had the chance!"
Inuyasha's bottom lip starts to quiver. "But I thought we were just sharing
moments!!"
Sesshoumaru backs away.
"BROTHERLY MOMENTS, YOU CREEP!!!"
They start to argue.
"YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU!!"
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE EYESHADOW AND A BOA!!!!"
Sesshoumaru gasps. "You know not to make fun of my tail!! I'm sensitive
about that!!!" He sits on a rock and starts to cry.
"I'm sorry, Sesshoumaru. HEY!!! I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A GANGSTER ANYMORE!!!"
"I was wondering about why you weren't so whelpish anymore...."
~TOO BE CONTINUED~
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internet" was, Rin came to his office with a question
"Lord Sesshoumaru-sama? Where do babies come from?"
Sesshoumaru looked up. "Why, That's an easy question. First, uh....um...."
"Don't you know?" Rin asked, innocentally.
"Why of course! I am SUPER SESSHOUMARU!!! Uh, I mean Lord Sesshoumaru...."
Thinking, "that was close. Too close."
"Then why won't you tell me?"
"Because I don't want to." Muttering "Where DO babies come from? Pops
died before he had the chance to tell me." He starts to cry. "AWW
POPS!!! WHY'D YA HAVE TA GO!!!"
"Uh, I think I'll be going now..."
"You're still here!?" Damnit...
rin leaves Sess-sama to his memories of his Pops.
Sesshoumaru crawls under his desk in the feeble position, reminiscing about
his long-dead Pops, when suddenly Inuyasha comes in.
"YO SESSHOUMAU! Inuyashaz in da house!!! For schizzel!!!"
Sesshoumaru bangs his head on the desk "owchies!!!!"
"Yo, bro, watz uz doin down there?"
"....thinking....."
*mutters* "Sick man...."
"What?"
"Nothin', bro. Uh, I wuz talking to da Kagome ho 'n she waz talkin' 'bout babies and stuff, 'n uh, bein as pops died without out da talk, erm.... where
do da babies come from?
"NOT AGAIN!!!!"
"Watz yo problem, yo?"
"Erm....does the Kagome whelp know where da babies come from? HOLY CRAP IM
STARTIN TO TALK LIKE YOU!!!!!"
"Ya, bro. We'z can be da gangsta brodas!!!"
"WTF!!!!??"
"Uh, nothing!" mutters "Always had ta go 'n ruin my childhood dreams,
yo....."
"You said the whelp knew where babies come from."
"For shizzel!"
"I MUST KNOW!!!"
"ok, but first ya hav ta be my homie bro, aight?"
Sesshoumaru-sama grumbles, "Aight."
"Ya now DATZ wat I'm talkin' 'bout! TOGETHER WE SHALL FIGHT AGAINST THE
FORCES OF EVIL!!!" The powerpuff girls' Theme music starts to play, and
Inuyasha rips off his shirt & reveals a perty pink outfit, similar to
Blossom's.
"Here, bro I gotz da blue one for you!!"
Sesshoumaru looks somewhat scared | (@_@) | "Uh, I'll keep my furs...."
"Aight, ,bro!"
They go off in search of Inuyasha's human whelp together.
"Yo, Sesshoumaru, I'm hungry!"
"Eat something."
"All Iz gotz is dis sticker Kagome gave me," he pulls it out of his pocket,
,and it looks somewhat similar to a pad. Inuyasha starts to talk about Ramen and how nummy it is, even when accompanied by Kagome's cooking. "And THEN I told her she'd betta get me da good stuff, and Iz found da Ramen.
It'z jus so tasty, yo! I can almost tas—"
"SHUTUP!!!! GAH!!!!!! I should've killed you off when I had the chance!"
Inuyasha's bottom lip starts to quiver. "But I thought we were just sharing
moments!!"
Sesshoumaru backs away.
"BROTHERLY MOMENTS, YOU CREEP!!!"
They start to argue.
"YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU!!"
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE EYESHADOW AND A BOA!!!!"
Sesshoumaru gasps. "You know not to make fun of my tail!! I'm sensitive
about that!!!" He sits on a rock and starts to cry.
"I'm sorry, Sesshoumaru. HEY!!! I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A GANGSTER ANYMORE!!!"
"I was wondering about why you weren't so whelpish anymore...."
~TOO BE CONTINUED~
~~~~~~~
yeah.....like I said...I'VE MASTERED FANFICTION.NET!!!! *superior dance*
yeah....anyway please review even if u hate the story
syonara!
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