Yeah....me=BRILIANT!!! lol jkjkjk.....but yes I am very proud of myself...I can
type legibly! Yeah....fixed this 1 too....
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Inuyasha "So.... babies.... where do they come from?"
Kagome rummages through her backpack and pulls out a book.
Inuyasha "'Trees are People, too'?"
Kagome "Uh.... oops..." she pulls out another book.
Inuyasha "'so you want to have a baby'?"
"It's for school...uh...anyway..."
Kagome explains the "process" to Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, and Miroku pops
up.
Miroku "Did I hear 'make' and 'babies' in the same sentence?" He looks
around and sees Sesshoumaru coloring a sparkly flower and a very creeped out Inuyasha.
Inuyasha "GAH!!! IT'S NASTY!!!" he points to the book.
Kagome "Uh, I'm trying to teach Inuyasha about the birds and the bees..."
Miroku "Can I help?" looks at the book "uh, I'll be keeping this..." grabs
book and runs away.
"HEY!!! I need that for ma—uh...SCHOOL! Damn monk."
Sesshoumaru "What are the 'birds and the bees'?"
"Didn't I just tell you?"
"Did you? Uh...I was...uh...doing other stuff...." He hides the stack of flowers
pictures
behind his back.
Inuyasha "And you say I'm the embarrassing one..."
Sesshoumaru starts to sing, "I'm very sensitive to the birds. I'm very
sensitive to the trees. I'm very sensi—"
Inuyasha covers his ears "Shut up! Damn beauty products are screwin' up
your brain!"
Sesshoumaru pouts. "Just because I'm prettier than you don't mean that—"
Kagome "Not again!"
Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha look at her
Inuyasha "Uh, how did you know that we were arguing about that earlier?"
Kagome "I, uh, you see, uh...."
Sesshoumaru "-tive to all of these, but I'm especially sensitive-"
Kagome "SHUT UP, OK!?!?!? I, uh, just wanted to make sure you weren't off
looking for that dead chick..."
Inuyasha "K-K-Kikyo?"
"Yeah, sure....whatever." She starts to pick through Inuyasha's hair and
pulls out something. "I've been listening to your every conversation!!!
INCLUDING the one with Sesshoumaru's rubber ducky!!!"
Sesshoumaru "MR. SQUEAKERS!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!" he curls up in the feeble
position (again) and rocks back and forth slowly.
Inuyasha realizes what Kagome said. "huh, HEY!!! YOU WHELP I'LL KILL
YOU!!!" he pulls out tetsuiga and aims it for Kagome.
Kagome "HAH!!! You're sword can't hurt humans!"
Inuyasha "Drats!"
Sesshoumaru "Can I have her?"
"Have fun."
"Wheeee!!" he grabs Kagome by the arm. "Now Rin won't have to braid my
hair!! And
YOU can explain to her where babies come from! AH!! My brilliance shines
through again!"
Kagome "Is that all I am!?"
Sesshoumaru "Yeah."
Kagome pouts.
~TO BE CONTINUED~
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please review!! It makes Mr. Squeakers happy....o ya...Mr. Squeakers idea from
kim(im1smartblonde)
syonara!!
Jenna/mika/jonnass
type legibly! Yeah....fixed this 1 too....
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Inuyasha "So.... babies.... where do they come from?"
Kagome rummages through her backpack and pulls out a book.
Inuyasha "'Trees are People, too'?"
Kagome "Uh.... oops..." she pulls out another book.
Inuyasha "'so you want to have a baby'?"
"It's for school...uh...anyway..."
Kagome explains the "process" to Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, and Miroku pops
up.
Miroku "Did I hear 'make' and 'babies' in the same sentence?" He looks
around and sees Sesshoumaru coloring a sparkly flower and a very creeped out Inuyasha.
Inuyasha "GAH!!! IT'S NASTY!!!" he points to the book.
Kagome "Uh, I'm trying to teach Inuyasha about the birds and the bees..."
Miroku "Can I help?" looks at the book "uh, I'll be keeping this..." grabs
book and runs away.
"HEY!!! I need that for ma—uh...SCHOOL! Damn monk."
Sesshoumaru "What are the 'birds and the bees'?"
"Didn't I just tell you?"
"Did you? Uh...I was...uh...doing other stuff...." He hides the stack of flowers
pictures
behind his back.
Inuyasha "And you say I'm the embarrassing one..."
Sesshoumaru starts to sing, "I'm very sensitive to the birds. I'm very
sensitive to the trees. I'm very sensi—"
Inuyasha covers his ears "Shut up! Damn beauty products are screwin' up
your brain!"
Sesshoumaru pouts. "Just because I'm prettier than you don't mean that—"
Kagome "Not again!"
Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha look at her
Inuyasha "Uh, how did you know that we were arguing about that earlier?"
Kagome "I, uh, you see, uh...."
Sesshoumaru "-tive to all of these, but I'm especially sensitive-"
Kagome "SHUT UP, OK!?!?!? I, uh, just wanted to make sure you weren't off
looking for that dead chick..."
Inuyasha "K-K-Kikyo?"
"Yeah, sure....whatever." She starts to pick through Inuyasha's hair and
pulls out something. "I've been listening to your every conversation!!!
INCLUDING the one with Sesshoumaru's rubber ducky!!!"
Sesshoumaru "MR. SQUEAKERS!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!" he curls up in the feeble
position (again) and rocks back and forth slowly.
Inuyasha realizes what Kagome said. "huh, HEY!!! YOU WHELP I'LL KILL
YOU!!!" he pulls out tetsuiga and aims it for Kagome.
Kagome "HAH!!! You're sword can't hurt humans!"
Inuyasha "Drats!"
Sesshoumaru "Can I have her?"
"Have fun."
"Wheeee!!" he grabs Kagome by the arm. "Now Rin won't have to braid my
hair!! And
YOU can explain to her where babies come from! AH!! My brilliance shines
through again!"
Kagome "Is that all I am!?"
Sesshoumaru "Yeah."
Kagome pouts.
~TO BE CONTINUED~
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please review!! It makes Mr. Squeakers happy....o ya...Mr. Squeakers idea from
kim(im1smartblonde)
syonara!!
Jenna/mika/jonnass