Oi thanx so much to ne1 who's reviewed. 'cept kimbert....lol jk Kim! Anyway,
yeah...I can feel the hatred from Kagome fans....HAH!!!! ahem...

Sesshoumaru arrives home, dragging Kagome by her arm.
Kagome "OW!! Your poison claws are burning my skin!" "And now I can finally kill off Jaken! And I won't have to take my tail to
the groomers!!!"
Jaken comes outside "Lord Sesshoumaru!!" he sees Kagome. "KAGOME, my
LOVE!!!" Kagome pulls away from Sesshoumaru an runs toward Jaken. "Jaken!! You sexy
toad!"
Sesshoumaru "GAH!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!" Rin walks outside and sees Jaken and Kagome kissing. "Jaken, you said that
you only loved Lord Sesshoumaru!"
Sesshoumaru "GAH!! I'M BEING STALKED BY AN UGLY TOAD!!!"
Kagome (to Jaken) "I thought what we had was SPECIAL!!!"
Jaken "I'm torn between the two I love!! Hmm...you two COULD share me!"
Sesshoumaru thinks for a minute. "GAH!! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!!" He starts hitting himself on the head with the flat end of the tensaiga. "GO *smack*
AWAY *smack* NOW *smack*"
Jaken "Sesshoumaru, my love! You're prettier than the human whelp!" Sesshoumaru grabs Rin's arm and runs inside his house, locking the doors
behind him.
Kagome "So, I'm not pretty to you!?"
Jaken "You're pretty!" he mutters, "puhlease...the schoolgirl look was
SooOoOo last week."
Kagome "HMPH!!! I think I will become Rin's nanny!" she runs up to Sesshoumaru's house(a whole 2 feet) "Open up! I hate that ugly creep of a
toad!" The doors opens, and Kagome runs in. A minute later, the door reopens, and
a sign is placed on the door.
Jaken reads the sign "'J.U.T.S. Jaken is an Ugly Toad Society'...hey!"

~To be continued~