Hold Me, I'm Scared
Bakura and Yami were dueling on Seto's Dirigible when all of a sudden Joey and Tristan started feeling each other up.
``I'm scared Tristan."
``Don't worry Joey I'll protect you."
``Your penis is so soft."
``Ohh gawd Joey."
So there they were, undressing in front of everybody. I guess Joey wasn't scared anymore. He was horny.
``Hey Tristan, why are my pants tight all of a sudden?"
``WellJoey, you have a fucking boner."
Everybody looked at them.
``Sex?"
``Okay."
Yeah, so there they were, naked now. Yah' know, in front of everybody while the wind was blowing and the eyeballs were floating in the sky, and the mouths were also floating in skies, making kissing faces.
The duel all of a sudden came to a halt.
Gasp.
Everyone's eyes were on Tristan and Joey, and their nakedness.
Goku had layers upon layers of muscle.
All the women love him.
And maybe some men.
Tristan and Joey were having ass sex on Kaiba's Dirigible.
``I told yah' ya' shoulda brought that emergency anal plug."
``Well I did Joey, it's up your ass."
``Oh, so that's where it went."
Anyways, there they were, humping each other like crazed rabbits.
Soon, Malik joined in.
He was all, ``BoWchicawowowow." And he undressed sexily, or at least what he thought was sexily. It was actually gross. But, Tristan and Joey didn't care. Because Malik had a penis. And they like those.
``Reeeh!" Said Joey, moaning I guess. I don't the fuck that noise is. So, moaning question mark?
Soon, they all came. And it rained down on Kaiba's Dirigible.
Kaiba looked pissed.
Well, more pissed than usual.
``Fuck. I didn't get my clothes off fast enough to join!!!!!!111one." Seto said angrily.
Mokuba spoke up, ``That's why I have velcro on my clothes, big brother." Mokuba ripped off his clothes, boxers and all, and did a funny dance, with the Blue Eyes White Dragon that he drew. They're both booging, old school style. ``I know how you always imagined me and Blue Eyes doing this Seto."
Seto moaned.
AND THEN NOA FLEW IN.... RAAA. And Hollie* whisteled.
This extremly, scary, evil raspy old voice spoke to them. ``HOW COULD YOU ---" He coughed, and spit out some mouth wash. His voice returned to normal. ``Sorry... needed to gargle, anyways... YES! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!? Bitches. I shall turn you to stone again! GO RED RANGER!"
And then, A Power Ranger came out of no where, flipping for the bling. The bling rained down from the sky, like the cum did, and pelted people, painfully so. Except Tristan and Joey, their hair protects them.
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The End.
* Bitch. You don't get to know. She's just the sound effects, you know, whisteling and all for the bling.
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Bakura and Yami were dueling on Seto's Dirigible when all of a sudden Joey and Tristan started feeling each other up.
``I'm scared Tristan."
``Don't worry Joey I'll protect you."
``Your penis is so soft."
``Ohh gawd Joey."
So there they were, undressing in front of everybody. I guess Joey wasn't scared anymore. He was horny.
``Hey Tristan, why are my pants tight all of a sudden?"
``WellJoey, you have a fucking boner."
Everybody looked at them.
``Sex?"
``Okay."
Yeah, so there they were, naked now. Yah' know, in front of everybody while the wind was blowing and the eyeballs were floating in the sky, and the mouths were also floating in skies, making kissing faces.
The duel all of a sudden came to a halt.
Gasp.
Everyone's eyes were on Tristan and Joey, and their nakedness.
Goku had layers upon layers of muscle.
All the women love him.
And maybe some men.
Tristan and Joey were having ass sex on Kaiba's Dirigible.
``I told yah' ya' shoulda brought that emergency anal plug."
``Well I did Joey, it's up your ass."
``Oh, so that's where it went."
Anyways, there they were, humping each other like crazed rabbits.
Soon, Malik joined in.
He was all, ``BoWchicawowowow." And he undressed sexily, or at least what he thought was sexily. It was actually gross. But, Tristan and Joey didn't care. Because Malik had a penis. And they like those.
``Reeeh!" Said Joey, moaning I guess. I don't the fuck that noise is. So, moaning question mark?
Soon, they all came. And it rained down on Kaiba's Dirigible.
Kaiba looked pissed.
Well, more pissed than usual.
``Fuck. I didn't get my clothes off fast enough to join!!!!!!111one." Seto said angrily.
Mokuba spoke up, ``That's why I have velcro on my clothes, big brother." Mokuba ripped off his clothes, boxers and all, and did a funny dance, with the Blue Eyes White Dragon that he drew. They're both booging, old school style. ``I know how you always imagined me and Blue Eyes doing this Seto."
Seto moaned.
AND THEN NOA FLEW IN.... RAAA. And Hollie* whisteled.
This extremly, scary, evil raspy old voice spoke to them. ``HOW COULD YOU ---" He coughed, and spit out some mouth wash. His voice returned to normal. ``Sorry... needed to gargle, anyways... YES! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!? Bitches. I shall turn you to stone again! GO RED RANGER!"
And then, A Power Ranger came out of no where, flipping for the bling. The bling rained down from the sky, like the cum did, and pelted people, painfully so. Except Tristan and Joey, their hair protects them.
JWAKJl;sal'kdl;asdru3qiwPRUIpe'uripewruje
The End.
* Bitch. You don't get to know. She's just the sound effects, you know, whisteling and all for the bling.
dsha;djklsd;'Fkap[
eop3-i]4frkl;sakd
djslkadjklad
dhskdjop'aotg[4wae
gfdnhgkjgkl;ewa
5hfdgjkjhgfkl;xjh;f
Long enough for you yet?!1111one