The Power Ranger had too much weight on him. Normally, he soared over the clouds, but now with so much weight him he was just scarping against the sidwalk.

Wait, Power Rangers Can't fly.

Well, this one can.

Because it's red.

Anyways, that's totally irrelevant to the story. The story is about our favorite boys Tristan and Joey. And, um, Duke too. I guess. Cause ya' know, he's kinda Tristan's boyfriend. So he can be in the story. Even though it's about Tristan and Joey's secret affair.

Hollie says "Raa".

Anyways...

Yeah. So...

Setting?

WHAT'S THE SETTING?!

It's setting.

WHERE?!

They were at the Apple Orchird.

Minus Duke.

Duke will walk in later.

BUT IT'S A SURPRISE!

Okay. So Tristan was standing on a ladder, wearing a dress, plaid patterned, and high heels, trying to get an apple. Thanks alot Hollie. I hope you know I would never wear that. WELL, Joey, was wearing a speedo, and.... tube socks, and... he was... wearing a bra, too. A Sports Bra. Because he needs that ample support. Okay. So Joey's ( I'm gonna kill Tony Hawk. // Me too. ) holding the basket, and Tristan is chucking apples into it.

``Why the hell are we picking apples?"

``I dunno... but I see a lot more than apples."

``Ha, ha, ha... like what? Leaves or something?"

``Ah, ah, forget aboot it."

``Since when are you Candian?"

``Since when am I Brooklyn accented?"

``Since I told you it was sexy."

``Ahh."

Then they had sex.

Yep. Randomly.

And then... while they were having sex....

Duke drives in with a limo, running over trees, saying it's okay because he can buy more, and he runs over Joey.

``OH GOD! YOU, You... kinda ran over Joey there, buddy."

Joey is dead.

``Oh, oh God! I think Joey's dead."

I dunno. Goku

THE END