I Remember Jimmy
By Charmega

Disclaimer: Weird Al owns "I Remember Larry". Paramount and such own Star Trek. This is just a random thought I had on vacation in Montana a few days ago, dealing with Star Trekkies #3: Kaunshuk.

Say, do you remember that guy Jimmy of mine?
Well, he always was the best-looking guy
Like the time he ripped his shirt up and he fought with an alien
And yeah, I never even asked why
All those orders he gave, all those missions he tried
All the times he pretended that he wouldn't cry
What a cool guy Jimmy was, always flying around

Boy, what a captain
What a charismatic guy
I'll never forget about Jimmy
And I wouldn't ever try

Say, do you remember when I followed him down
'Cause plotholes, yeah, needed to be fixed
And hey, how 'bout the day we found out that I'm his aunt
And oh boy, yeah, our feelings were mixed
All the people he saved, all the brass that he met
All those card games he made up, well I wouldn't bet
Even a half of a credit for a minute with him

Boy, what a captain
What a charismatic guy
I'll never forget about Jimmy
And I wouldn't ever try

You know I couldn't help but watch
Even though it was just an old show
Remember when he helped Horta eggs hatch?
Well, I really loved it you know

Say, do you remember when I lied to Admiral
Fitzpatrick and told him I'd be good
Then a few years later I went and I stole a ship
And my dragon, well, he picked up on my mood
So we messed with the timeline, you know what they say
Of course that's why ol' Jimmy's still with us today
And he has to agree with me, it was a pretty good plan

Boy, what a captain
What a charismatic guy
I'll never forget about Jimmy
And I wouldn't ever try
Boy, what a captain
What a charismatic guy
I'll never forget about Jimmy
And I wouldn't ever try
And I wouldn't ever try

Oh, I remember Jimmy
Oh, I remember Jimmy
Oh, I remember Jimmy
Oh, I remember Jimmy
Oh, I remember Jimmy
Oh, I remember Jimmy
Oh, I remember Jimmy