Chapter 2 – A Plan, a Pregnancy? And a Pillock!
"Oww!" closely followed the girlie scream, as Trunks rubbed the back of his head, glaring at his mother out of the corner of his eye. "Whatcha do that for mum?" "Because you did that! And why did you do that?" "Did what?" He'd forgotten about his poor little head, and was staring at Bulma with a confused look, on his face. "Screamed!" "Well you see due to the hauntingly quiet atmosphere, that was much like that in standard horror movies, I felt it would add a sense of drama and tension.." Bulma had heard enough, and decided to put an end to it, by shoving her handkerchief into his mouth. Trunks just stood there, hands beside his sides, blinking in shock, with a big white hankie, hanging over his chin.
Meanwhile in the gravity room, Vegeta was now doing a one handed hand stand, in 300 gravity. He was concentrating upon a piece of paper, that was in the other hand which was paused in front of his face. After turning the bit of dead tree around, it all became clear. He stared at his artwork (well I say artwork I mean, his linear drawing of his plan of action. I say linear drawing I mean the little stick men and lines that show, what he intended to do when the new born arrived. I say little stick men...) a smirk spread across his face, which upside down in 300 gravity isn't as easy as it sounds. The plan went as followed: One. Wait and hide till brat is born. Two. Kidnap brat. Three. Store it some where top secret (Think other planet). Four. Act like nothings happened. Five. Claim to be going to the fools house and train brat in high gravity. Six. Don't bring it back till strongest warrior in the universe! So it was basic, and the little stick men where hard to translate, the only problem he had was with the hair. Sure when it became super saiyain it wouldn't matter what colour his original hair was. But it did to Vegeta. A true Saiyain had at least one child that was the spitting image of their father, he was, the clown was, Goten was...Trunks or Bra, well not so much emphases on Bra, but Trunks wasn't. Maybe a wig? Vegeta's mind went back into plan mode.
Outside the gravity room, Bulma had been forced to take drastic measures. She phoned Goku! "Goku I need your help. You have to come over right away" "OKAY!" Bulma jumped to find Goku standing in front of her with the phone still in his hand. He was only allowed to use the portable phone for that reason. When he used instant transmission, he tended to forget to put the phone down. And because the phone used to sit on the table, and the table on the floor.. one would find the entire sons' residence before them. As poor Krillian will tell you when he can walk again. So Chi-Chi insisted (with the help of a rather large frying pan) that he was to only use the portable phone. "What's up Bulma!" "You can stop talking on the phone Goku, I m right here" "Okay then Bulma" He then pushed the button to end the call and put the phone down. Bulma's heart sank as she waved goodbye to hope. With a large in take of breath she told him her problem.
"Gee Bulma I don't know. I think you should tell Vegeta the truth. I remember when you pulled that prank about a food shortage and he started hitting his head against the wall, eating toothpaste whilst trying to hide the fact he was crying. It is rather mean." "What has that got to do with the fact he's scheming an evil plot? And tell him what truth?" "You know! that you're pretending to be pregnant." "WHAT! pretending!" Bulma's face started turning red, Goku started backing away and Trunks had mysteriously disappeared. "Well yeah" could just be made out from behind his arms which was protecting his face and head. "Okay "Bulma said as she tried to calm herself down. This is Goku after all. "Why on Earth do you think I m 'Pretending' ?" "Because I would have sensed it by now. you can't fool me that easily" He laughed putting his hands proudly on his hips. Bulma thinking it to easy to argue, began thinking about this revelation. (Not fooling Goku, the other one.)
Vegeta had finally left the gravity room, as he'd realised he was still in his P.J.s due to all the chaos that had happened so far, to hear a loud munching sound emanating from his bedroom. He recognised the sound as an animal of some description eating. So he took evasive manoeuvres and then felt silly. So instead he rammed the door down to be greeted by Trunks sitting in the middle of the room, cheeks bulged, covered in crumbs and a large and some what empty tray in front of him. "Did you just eat that large tray of cookies? Hmm I forgot about them." As he shook his head In disbelief of himself, he sensed HIS kai. There was no mistaking it, it had to be...KAKAROT!
Goku had been right about this, for he had sensed her pregnancies, Videl's and Chi-Chi's. Damn it! It was him who had told her she was pregnant with Bra, in the first place, much to Vegeta's annoyance. "Are you sure?" He nodded his head with a goofy smile, perched on his face. She thought this through and began to walk out the door towards the stairs. Goku stared after her with the smile still on his face, eyes glued to the door she exited from.
5 Minutes later Goku's smile began to fade and his stomach started to rumble. He took his eyes off the door and looked in panic around the room he was in. What was it Chi-Chi away told him not to do when at someone's house on his own. He searched his memory and 2 seconds later, a faded image of Chi-Chi appeared in his mind, her mouth was moving but he couldn't hear anything. Cursed 'in one ear out the other' deal. He shrugged his shoulders and headed quite happily towards the kitchen, positive that Chi- Chi would remind him later, by yelling at him for it.
Vegeta started to stalk down the stairs thinking of ways he could catch Goku unawares (not that he was aware most of the time!) and beat him to a pulp claiming he thought he was a burglar or something. He stopped. His head hurt. He was a warrior not a thinker and too much thinking had this effect on him. After stopping off at Dr. Brief's lab for some Paracetamol, he continued his sneaking around, fists held in front of him ready, when Bulma came running past him, knocking him into a wall, the cloud of dust making him choke. She was yelling something or another, but he couldn't hear it over his own coughing. After re-visiting Dr Brief's lab, he finally made it to the kitchen where he stood gawking helplessly at the sight before him. The Refrigerator door was half way across the room, and the only door that was still attached to its hinges was the cupboard under the sink and that was only by one. Papers, wrappers, boxes and tins littered the floors and work surfaces and there in the middle of it all was Goku. Vegeta felt anger fill him rapidly, his hand stretched out in front of him preparing to close around his neck, his eyes sparkled with insanity, he took 3 steps towards his prey. Goku looked up, and his eyes widened, his mouth fell open and moved but no sound came out.
Moments later a loud scream was heard as was some loud bangs and crashes, followed this time by an evil laugh!
Will Kakarot...er I mean Goku survive Vegeta's wrath? Why was Bulma in such a rush? Where has Bunny disappeared to? Why hasn't Bra had part to play in all this? What time is it? And why so many questions?
Find out next time on Dragonball GT
To Be Continued
"Oww!" closely followed the girlie scream, as Trunks rubbed the back of his head, glaring at his mother out of the corner of his eye. "Whatcha do that for mum?" "Because you did that! And why did you do that?" "Did what?" He'd forgotten about his poor little head, and was staring at Bulma with a confused look, on his face. "Screamed!" "Well you see due to the hauntingly quiet atmosphere, that was much like that in standard horror movies, I felt it would add a sense of drama and tension.." Bulma had heard enough, and decided to put an end to it, by shoving her handkerchief into his mouth. Trunks just stood there, hands beside his sides, blinking in shock, with a big white hankie, hanging over his chin.
Meanwhile in the gravity room, Vegeta was now doing a one handed hand stand, in 300 gravity. He was concentrating upon a piece of paper, that was in the other hand which was paused in front of his face. After turning the bit of dead tree around, it all became clear. He stared at his artwork (well I say artwork I mean, his linear drawing of his plan of action. I say linear drawing I mean the little stick men and lines that show, what he intended to do when the new born arrived. I say little stick men...) a smirk spread across his face, which upside down in 300 gravity isn't as easy as it sounds. The plan went as followed: One. Wait and hide till brat is born. Two. Kidnap brat. Three. Store it some where top secret (Think other planet). Four. Act like nothings happened. Five. Claim to be going to the fools house and train brat in high gravity. Six. Don't bring it back till strongest warrior in the universe! So it was basic, and the little stick men where hard to translate, the only problem he had was with the hair. Sure when it became super saiyain it wouldn't matter what colour his original hair was. But it did to Vegeta. A true Saiyain had at least one child that was the spitting image of their father, he was, the clown was, Goten was...Trunks or Bra, well not so much emphases on Bra, but Trunks wasn't. Maybe a wig? Vegeta's mind went back into plan mode.
Outside the gravity room, Bulma had been forced to take drastic measures. She phoned Goku! "Goku I need your help. You have to come over right away" "OKAY!" Bulma jumped to find Goku standing in front of her with the phone still in his hand. He was only allowed to use the portable phone for that reason. When he used instant transmission, he tended to forget to put the phone down. And because the phone used to sit on the table, and the table on the floor.. one would find the entire sons' residence before them. As poor Krillian will tell you when he can walk again. So Chi-Chi insisted (with the help of a rather large frying pan) that he was to only use the portable phone. "What's up Bulma!" "You can stop talking on the phone Goku, I m right here" "Okay then Bulma" He then pushed the button to end the call and put the phone down. Bulma's heart sank as she waved goodbye to hope. With a large in take of breath she told him her problem.
"Gee Bulma I don't know. I think you should tell Vegeta the truth. I remember when you pulled that prank about a food shortage and he started hitting his head against the wall, eating toothpaste whilst trying to hide the fact he was crying. It is rather mean." "What has that got to do with the fact he's scheming an evil plot? And tell him what truth?" "You know! that you're pretending to be pregnant." "WHAT! pretending!" Bulma's face started turning red, Goku started backing away and Trunks had mysteriously disappeared. "Well yeah" could just be made out from behind his arms which was protecting his face and head. "Okay "Bulma said as she tried to calm herself down. This is Goku after all. "Why on Earth do you think I m 'Pretending' ?" "Because I would have sensed it by now. you can't fool me that easily" He laughed putting his hands proudly on his hips. Bulma thinking it to easy to argue, began thinking about this revelation. (Not fooling Goku, the other one.)
Vegeta had finally left the gravity room, as he'd realised he was still in his P.J.s due to all the chaos that had happened so far, to hear a loud munching sound emanating from his bedroom. He recognised the sound as an animal of some description eating. So he took evasive manoeuvres and then felt silly. So instead he rammed the door down to be greeted by Trunks sitting in the middle of the room, cheeks bulged, covered in crumbs and a large and some what empty tray in front of him. "Did you just eat that large tray of cookies? Hmm I forgot about them." As he shook his head In disbelief of himself, he sensed HIS kai. There was no mistaking it, it had to be...KAKAROT!
Goku had been right about this, for he had sensed her pregnancies, Videl's and Chi-Chi's. Damn it! It was him who had told her she was pregnant with Bra, in the first place, much to Vegeta's annoyance. "Are you sure?" He nodded his head with a goofy smile, perched on his face. She thought this through and began to walk out the door towards the stairs. Goku stared after her with the smile still on his face, eyes glued to the door she exited from.
5 Minutes later Goku's smile began to fade and his stomach started to rumble. He took his eyes off the door and looked in panic around the room he was in. What was it Chi-Chi away told him not to do when at someone's house on his own. He searched his memory and 2 seconds later, a faded image of Chi-Chi appeared in his mind, her mouth was moving but he couldn't hear anything. Cursed 'in one ear out the other' deal. He shrugged his shoulders and headed quite happily towards the kitchen, positive that Chi- Chi would remind him later, by yelling at him for it.
Vegeta started to stalk down the stairs thinking of ways he could catch Goku unawares (not that he was aware most of the time!) and beat him to a pulp claiming he thought he was a burglar or something. He stopped. His head hurt. He was a warrior not a thinker and too much thinking had this effect on him. After stopping off at Dr. Brief's lab for some Paracetamol, he continued his sneaking around, fists held in front of him ready, when Bulma came running past him, knocking him into a wall, the cloud of dust making him choke. She was yelling something or another, but he couldn't hear it over his own coughing. After re-visiting Dr Brief's lab, he finally made it to the kitchen where he stood gawking helplessly at the sight before him. The Refrigerator door was half way across the room, and the only door that was still attached to its hinges was the cupboard under the sink and that was only by one. Papers, wrappers, boxes and tins littered the floors and work surfaces and there in the middle of it all was Goku. Vegeta felt anger fill him rapidly, his hand stretched out in front of him preparing to close around his neck, his eyes sparkled with insanity, he took 3 steps towards his prey. Goku looked up, and his eyes widened, his mouth fell open and moved but no sound came out.
Moments later a loud scream was heard as was some loud bangs and crashes, followed this time by an evil laugh!
Will Kakarot...er I mean Goku survive Vegeta's wrath? Why was Bulma in such a rush? Where has Bunny disappeared to? Why hasn't Bra had part to play in all this? What time is it? And why so many questions?
Find out next time on Dragonball GT
To Be Continued