Part 2: The Hat Spoiler
CHAPTER 1: A Date For Two
[Late Afternoon, Lorelai enters Luke's diner and walks up to the counter, kisses him, and then sits down.]
Lorelai: Hey Luke! Can I please have some coffee?
Luke: Yeah sure, but only one cup. I don't want you bouncing off the walls when I take you out tonight.
Lorelai: Oh, I love Valentine's Day! I even brought a new red dress to wear tonight. I'm so glad I get to go out tonight. Otherwise I'd probably end up babysitting for Sookie and Jackson, or repeatedly calling Rory and interrupting her date with "St. Patty." I really don't like him. I mean, yeah I don't know him that well, but Rory stayed there this weekend to hang out with him. So, what if it's your first Valentines Day together, you still come visit your mother! Errr... Now what was I talking about? Oh yeah, today is Valentine's Day!!!
Luke: You need to know that the only reason I am giving you coffee is so that you can get ready in a hurry. Now I am actually picking you up at 7. So here is a coffee to go. Bye!
Lorelai: Thanks! Bye, Luke! Oh, I'm so excited!!!
~ Later at Lorelai's house ~
[Luke knocks on the door, Lorelai answers the door wearing a red dress, red stockings, red shoes, and a red bowler with black and red and black hearts popping out.]
Lorelai: Hi, Luke!
Luke: Hi... There is no way I am taking you out while you are wearing that cooky hat.
Lorelai: But it's brand new! I got it just for tonight.
Luke: Does it look like I care? I said no hat.
Lorelai: But without this cool hat, my head will freeze.
Luke: Wear your hood.
Lorelai: But-
Luke: No hat, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Okay, okay I get the picture! You, you... hat spoiler! (She sticks her tongue out at him)
Luke: Oh, come on!
Chapter 2: Are You Feeling Okay?
~ At the restaurant ~
Lorelai: Oh my gosh, this spaghetti has the hugest meatballs ever, its incredible!
Luke: Well, I'm glad you like it.
Lorelai: Yeah, how's your meal?
Luke: Oh, its okay.
Lorelai: Well good. I think.
Luke: Um... Huh?
Lorelai: Luke, are you feeling okay? Luke: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm just kind of nervous.
Lorelai: About what?
Luke: Well, I have to talk to you about something...
Lorelai: Uh huh? Uh oh!
Luke: No it's not bad.
Lorelai: Oh good you scared me there. So, what do you want to tell me?
Luke: Want to go for a walk?
Lorelai: Somehow, I don't think that's what you wanted to tell me.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Sorry.
Luke: I just think it would be nice to get some fresh air.
Lorelai: I think that I can agree to that... Ok, I'm done with my meal. Let's go! I'm sooo curious!
Luke: All right, check please!
~ 15 minutes later ~
[Luke and Lorelai are walking in the center of Stars Hollow]
Lorelai: What do you want to tell me! What do you want to tell me!
Luke: You know, you're starting to resemble a sugared up 4-year-old.
Lorelai: And who sugared me up? You, mister! Plus you're acting like a grouchy old neighbor. But, please, please tell me?
Luke: Wow, look at all the couples out walking tonight. Wait, is that Miss Patty and Kirk over there flirting?
Lorelai: Oh my gosh (barely keeping her laughs quiet), wait till I tell Rory! Now imagine, that could have been me if you hadn't asked me out. Although I don't think I would ever be desperate enough to flirt with Kirk (by this point she is hysterically laughing).
Luke: Lorelai, give the guy a break. I mean I'm no fan of Kirk, but if it weren't for him, we probably wouldn't even be dating.
Lorelai: How do you figure that?
Luke: Who else would play their bongo drums at 3 o'clock in the morning. This town is crazy, but he is the only one that crazy, at least I think so (gives Lorelai a look).
Lorelai: Hey, don't look at me. Plus, I don't even own any instruments.
Luke: Thank God, for that.
Lorelai: Hey! But if I did play an instrument I would definitely want to play the drums. Lukey, will you give me a drum set, please?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Oh... Man! Well a girl can try(gives him the look).
Luke: Ok, new subject. Lorelai: Hmm... Ok! Now, will you tell me the secret?
Luke: It's not a secret.
Lorelai: Then, why won't you tell me?
Luke: Because... It's too crowded here.
Lorelai: Then let's go to the gazebo, nobody is there. Then will you tell me.
Luke: Ok, ok. Let's go.
Lorelai: Yay! [Lorelai and Luke sit down at the gazebo. She looks at him expectantly, but he says nothing.] Lorelai: Ok mister, now tell me I'm dying of curiosity here.
Luke: You know, everybody says that but you can't actually die-
Lorelai: Luke, spill it. You promised you'd tell and you've already made me wait a long time.
Luke: Ok, (takes a deep breath) Lorelai Gilmore, will you marry me?
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Will you marry me?
Lorelai: Oh my gosh, oy with the poodles already!
Luke: I'm still unsure of what exactly that phrase means. In this case, is it a yes or a no?
Lorelai: In this case, I guess I'm saying yes. I mean, gosh, if I'm crazy enough to date you all this time I guess I'm crazy enough to marry you. I'm certainly not crazy enough not to marry you. I have to say I'm really startled though, I mean, wow! I am however relieved this was what you had to tell me, and not something bad. Luke: I told you it wasn't bad. Wait did you just agree to marry me?
Lorelai: Have you been listening? Yes.
Luke: Really?
Lorelai: Of course.
[They kiss]
Luke: I love you, Lorelai.
Lorelai: I know.
Luke: 5 minutes after you agreed to marry me and you are already thinking about another guy.
Lorelai: But, its Harrison Ford. Plus, you're the one that made me watch Star Wars last night, and that's why I thought of it. Plus, you both look good in flannel.
Luke: Uh...huh.
Lorelai: Plus, you know I love ya.
Chapter 3: I Think I've Finally Lost It!
~ An hour later ~
[Lorelai enters her house and picks up the phone]
Rory: Hello, this is Rory.
Lorelai: Hey, Ror. It's me, I think I've finally lost it! I need some major advice!
Rory: Ok, just for the record, you lost it a long time ago. Now, what happened this time?
Lorelai: Luke asked me to marry him. And I said yes. And now I'm like, what was I thinking? I mean things between us have been going really well. But last time I agreed to marry someone it turned out really, really bad.
Rory: No kidding.
Lorelai: Will you be quiet. Mommy's talking here.
Rory: Ok, sorry.
Lorelai: So anyway, the last thing I want to do is ruin my relationship with Luke by breaking his heart.
Rory: Plus, you could like never go into the diner again.
Lorelai: Exactly. So... did I do the right thing?
Rory: Well, do you love him?
Lorelai: Duh.
Rory: Do you want to marry Luke?
Lorelai: Well, why else would I say yes? I definitely would love to marry Luke.
Rory: Well then, I would say you're doing the right thing.
Lorelai: Oh good, what would I do without you?
Rory: Scary thought.
Lorelai: Agreed. When are you coming?
Rory: Friday night. And I get to spend it with you because Grandma has a meeting and Grandpa's out of town. They want us to go on Saturday instead.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, I think I remember Mom mentioning that. Hey, maybe we can have a movie night.
Rory: Sounds good. Now I have to get some more studying done. I love you and I'll see you on Friday. Bye!
Lorelai: Ok, love you too, hon. See you soon!
Authors Note: Ok, so how was that? I hope you liked it. There is a Part 3, which I will try to post sooner than I did this one. Sorry, this was long! Please review! Tell if it was awful, tell me if it was great, tell if it needs improvement, tell me if I made a mistake, or just tell me you read it.
CHAPTER 1: A Date For Two
[Late Afternoon, Lorelai enters Luke's diner and walks up to the counter, kisses him, and then sits down.]
Lorelai: Hey Luke! Can I please have some coffee?
Luke: Yeah sure, but only one cup. I don't want you bouncing off the walls when I take you out tonight.
Lorelai: Oh, I love Valentine's Day! I even brought a new red dress to wear tonight. I'm so glad I get to go out tonight. Otherwise I'd probably end up babysitting for Sookie and Jackson, or repeatedly calling Rory and interrupting her date with "St. Patty." I really don't like him. I mean, yeah I don't know him that well, but Rory stayed there this weekend to hang out with him. So, what if it's your first Valentines Day together, you still come visit your mother! Errr... Now what was I talking about? Oh yeah, today is Valentine's Day!!!
Luke: You need to know that the only reason I am giving you coffee is so that you can get ready in a hurry. Now I am actually picking you up at 7. So here is a coffee to go. Bye!
Lorelai: Thanks! Bye, Luke! Oh, I'm so excited!!!
~ Later at Lorelai's house ~
[Luke knocks on the door, Lorelai answers the door wearing a red dress, red stockings, red shoes, and a red bowler with black and red and black hearts popping out.]
Lorelai: Hi, Luke!
Luke: Hi... There is no way I am taking you out while you are wearing that cooky hat.
Lorelai: But it's brand new! I got it just for tonight.
Luke: Does it look like I care? I said no hat.
Lorelai: But without this cool hat, my head will freeze.
Luke: Wear your hood.
Lorelai: But-
Luke: No hat, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Okay, okay I get the picture! You, you... hat spoiler! (She sticks her tongue out at him)
Luke: Oh, come on!
Chapter 2: Are You Feeling Okay?
~ At the restaurant ~
Lorelai: Oh my gosh, this spaghetti has the hugest meatballs ever, its incredible!
Luke: Well, I'm glad you like it.
Lorelai: Yeah, how's your meal?
Luke: Oh, its okay.
Lorelai: Well good. I think.
Luke: Um... Huh?
Lorelai: Luke, are you feeling okay? Luke: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm just kind of nervous.
Lorelai: About what?
Luke: Well, I have to talk to you about something...
Lorelai: Uh huh? Uh oh!
Luke: No it's not bad.
Lorelai: Oh good you scared me there. So, what do you want to tell me?
Luke: Want to go for a walk?
Lorelai: Somehow, I don't think that's what you wanted to tell me.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Sorry.
Luke: I just think it would be nice to get some fresh air.
Lorelai: I think that I can agree to that... Ok, I'm done with my meal. Let's go! I'm sooo curious!
Luke: All right, check please!
~ 15 minutes later ~
[Luke and Lorelai are walking in the center of Stars Hollow]
Lorelai: What do you want to tell me! What do you want to tell me!
Luke: You know, you're starting to resemble a sugared up 4-year-old.
Lorelai: And who sugared me up? You, mister! Plus you're acting like a grouchy old neighbor. But, please, please tell me?
Luke: Wow, look at all the couples out walking tonight. Wait, is that Miss Patty and Kirk over there flirting?
Lorelai: Oh my gosh (barely keeping her laughs quiet), wait till I tell Rory! Now imagine, that could have been me if you hadn't asked me out. Although I don't think I would ever be desperate enough to flirt with Kirk (by this point she is hysterically laughing).
Luke: Lorelai, give the guy a break. I mean I'm no fan of Kirk, but if it weren't for him, we probably wouldn't even be dating.
Lorelai: How do you figure that?
Luke: Who else would play their bongo drums at 3 o'clock in the morning. This town is crazy, but he is the only one that crazy, at least I think so (gives Lorelai a look).
Lorelai: Hey, don't look at me. Plus, I don't even own any instruments.
Luke: Thank God, for that.
Lorelai: Hey! But if I did play an instrument I would definitely want to play the drums. Lukey, will you give me a drum set, please?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Oh... Man! Well a girl can try(gives him the look).
Luke: Ok, new subject. Lorelai: Hmm... Ok! Now, will you tell me the secret?
Luke: It's not a secret.
Lorelai: Then, why won't you tell me?
Luke: Because... It's too crowded here.
Lorelai: Then let's go to the gazebo, nobody is there. Then will you tell me.
Luke: Ok, ok. Let's go.
Lorelai: Yay! [Lorelai and Luke sit down at the gazebo. She looks at him expectantly, but he says nothing.] Lorelai: Ok mister, now tell me I'm dying of curiosity here.
Luke: You know, everybody says that but you can't actually die-
Lorelai: Luke, spill it. You promised you'd tell and you've already made me wait a long time.
Luke: Ok, (takes a deep breath) Lorelai Gilmore, will you marry me?
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Will you marry me?
Lorelai: Oh my gosh, oy with the poodles already!
Luke: I'm still unsure of what exactly that phrase means. In this case, is it a yes or a no?
Lorelai: In this case, I guess I'm saying yes. I mean, gosh, if I'm crazy enough to date you all this time I guess I'm crazy enough to marry you. I'm certainly not crazy enough not to marry you. I have to say I'm really startled though, I mean, wow! I am however relieved this was what you had to tell me, and not something bad. Luke: I told you it wasn't bad. Wait did you just agree to marry me?
Lorelai: Have you been listening? Yes.
Luke: Really?
Lorelai: Of course.
[They kiss]
Luke: I love you, Lorelai.
Lorelai: I know.
Luke: 5 minutes after you agreed to marry me and you are already thinking about another guy.
Lorelai: But, its Harrison Ford. Plus, you're the one that made me watch Star Wars last night, and that's why I thought of it. Plus, you both look good in flannel.
Luke: Uh...huh.
Lorelai: Plus, you know I love ya.
Chapter 3: I Think I've Finally Lost It!
~ An hour later ~
[Lorelai enters her house and picks up the phone]
Rory: Hello, this is Rory.
Lorelai: Hey, Ror. It's me, I think I've finally lost it! I need some major advice!
Rory: Ok, just for the record, you lost it a long time ago. Now, what happened this time?
Lorelai: Luke asked me to marry him. And I said yes. And now I'm like, what was I thinking? I mean things between us have been going really well. But last time I agreed to marry someone it turned out really, really bad.
Rory: No kidding.
Lorelai: Will you be quiet. Mommy's talking here.
Rory: Ok, sorry.
Lorelai: So anyway, the last thing I want to do is ruin my relationship with Luke by breaking his heart.
Rory: Plus, you could like never go into the diner again.
Lorelai: Exactly. So... did I do the right thing?
Rory: Well, do you love him?
Lorelai: Duh.
Rory: Do you want to marry Luke?
Lorelai: Well, why else would I say yes? I definitely would love to marry Luke.
Rory: Well then, I would say you're doing the right thing.
Lorelai: Oh good, what would I do without you?
Rory: Scary thought.
Lorelai: Agreed. When are you coming?
Rory: Friday night. And I get to spend it with you because Grandma has a meeting and Grandpa's out of town. They want us to go on Saturday instead.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, I think I remember Mom mentioning that. Hey, maybe we can have a movie night.
Rory: Sounds good. Now I have to get some more studying done. I love you and I'll see you on Friday. Bye!
Lorelai: Ok, love you too, hon. See you soon!
Authors Note: Ok, so how was that? I hope you liked it. There is a Part 3, which I will try to post sooner than I did this one. Sorry, this was long! Please review! Tell if it was awful, tell me if it was great, tell if it needs improvement, tell me if I made a mistake, or just tell me you read it.