2 – Starscream the renegade master
Song for the chap. – Renegade master by Fatboy slim
Once things had calmed down somewhat at the Seeker mansion, the boys went out to get some energon from a nearby shop. Unfortunately, Skywarp had to come along.
"Yippee! Woohoo! Me love shoppies! Can I get a marshmallow?" The excited seeker ran around TC's legs on all fours, earning him a kick in the head.
"I've always wondered where he got human food from." Starscream said and pointed at a green and purple robot nearby, whose head was poked out of a store window. He happened to be Starscream's boss at work (he worked in a video shop)
"Hey Screamer, ain't he your boss at work?" TC asked as he kept Skywarp restrained via a leash. He always had to keep one in subspace when taking Skywarp out.
"Megatron!" Starscream shouted.
"STARSCREAM!!" Megatron roared. "Where were you yesterday?! I had an irate Soundwave in here yesterday when he found out you weren't here to tell him about the newest batch of some certain spicy videos!!"
"Say, did he mention spicy videos?" Thundercracker wondered, but shut up as Starscream sent a laser-sharp glare in his direction.
"Ah, put a can in it, old Megsy," Starscream yelled back in the direction of the shop. "I'll be back tomorrow!"
"YOU'D BETTER BE!!" Megatron yelled, shaking his fist at the red-and-white jet. "OR YOU'RE FIRED!! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!!"
Starscream shook his head as the trio headed off. "He'll never fire me. I'm his best employee!" He puffed out his chest in pride. TC let out a small snort of laughter.
"You're his ONLY employee."
Starscream felt lubricant rise to his face. "Eheh, you've got a good point there, big bro…"
"Can I get a video, TC?" Skywarp begged, still on all fours. "PWEEEAAASEEE???"
TC slapped his face, the loud CLANG echoing down the street. "Fine, fine…but only 1 video!"
"YAY!!"
Starscream would have rolled his optics, but since they didn't have the available motor functions to perform the movement, he simply looked skyward instead. "You guys go on without me. Megsy won't be too happy if I step foot in there."
TC nodded, then nearly smashed into the shop door as Skywarp rushed in, still on all fours. Starscream started laughing. "I have no idea how he goes around on all fours like that…maybe we should reformat him to have a body like Ravage's…" the seeker thought to himself.
In the shop, TC was having a hard time restraining his younger brother as Skywarp ran around the shelves, looking for a video he thought he'd like. Then…he saw it. The youngest of the trio rushed up to take a closer look, lubricant almost dripping from his mouth.
"Ooooo!"
TC took a look at the cover. It was a picture of a human female, with an amount of clothing on that was well below average…in a rather…compromising posture. The oldest brother raised a non-existing eyebrow.
"No way, Skywarp."
"BUT TEEEEEESEEEEEEEE!! YOU SAID I COULD GET ONE VIDEO!!" Skywarp whined. Megatron looked up from behind the cashier.
"Hey! Keep it down! Or else get out of my shop!"
TC let out a low growl of frustration. "Fine! But nothing else, you hear?"
Skywarp grinned from audio receptor to audio receptor. "THANK YOU TEEESEEEEEE!!" Megatron covered his audio receptors and grimaced. TC noted the oncoming explosion.
"C'mon Skywarp, let's just pay the nice cashier here and leave, ok?" The Decepticon hurriedly slapped a 5-credit note onto the counter and left the shop. Megatron sighed in relief, putting his feet up on the counter and shutting down.
Crisis number one over, the trio resumed their journey to the store.
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The next chap. will be fun! Seeyas then!
And thanks for the reviews!
Skins & MiT
Song for the chap. – Renegade master by Fatboy slim
Once things had calmed down somewhat at the Seeker mansion, the boys went out to get some energon from a nearby shop. Unfortunately, Skywarp had to come along.
"Yippee! Woohoo! Me love shoppies! Can I get a marshmallow?" The excited seeker ran around TC's legs on all fours, earning him a kick in the head.
"I've always wondered where he got human food from." Starscream said and pointed at a green and purple robot nearby, whose head was poked out of a store window. He happened to be Starscream's boss at work (he worked in a video shop)
"Hey Screamer, ain't he your boss at work?" TC asked as he kept Skywarp restrained via a leash. He always had to keep one in subspace when taking Skywarp out.
"Megatron!" Starscream shouted.
"STARSCREAM!!" Megatron roared. "Where were you yesterday?! I had an irate Soundwave in here yesterday when he found out you weren't here to tell him about the newest batch of some certain spicy videos!!"
"Say, did he mention spicy videos?" Thundercracker wondered, but shut up as Starscream sent a laser-sharp glare in his direction.
"Ah, put a can in it, old Megsy," Starscream yelled back in the direction of the shop. "I'll be back tomorrow!"
"YOU'D BETTER BE!!" Megatron yelled, shaking his fist at the red-and-white jet. "OR YOU'RE FIRED!! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!!"
Starscream shook his head as the trio headed off. "He'll never fire me. I'm his best employee!" He puffed out his chest in pride. TC let out a small snort of laughter.
"You're his ONLY employee."
Starscream felt lubricant rise to his face. "Eheh, you've got a good point there, big bro…"
"Can I get a video, TC?" Skywarp begged, still on all fours. "PWEEEAAASEEE???"
TC slapped his face, the loud CLANG echoing down the street. "Fine, fine…but only 1 video!"
"YAY!!"
Starscream would have rolled his optics, but since they didn't have the available motor functions to perform the movement, he simply looked skyward instead. "You guys go on without me. Megsy won't be too happy if I step foot in there."
TC nodded, then nearly smashed into the shop door as Skywarp rushed in, still on all fours. Starscream started laughing. "I have no idea how he goes around on all fours like that…maybe we should reformat him to have a body like Ravage's…" the seeker thought to himself.
In the shop, TC was having a hard time restraining his younger brother as Skywarp ran around the shelves, looking for a video he thought he'd like. Then…he saw it. The youngest of the trio rushed up to take a closer look, lubricant almost dripping from his mouth.
"Ooooo!"
TC took a look at the cover. It was a picture of a human female, with an amount of clothing on that was well below average…in a rather…compromising posture. The oldest brother raised a non-existing eyebrow.
"No way, Skywarp."
"BUT TEEEEEESEEEEEEEE!! YOU SAID I COULD GET ONE VIDEO!!" Skywarp whined. Megatron looked up from behind the cashier.
"Hey! Keep it down! Or else get out of my shop!"
TC let out a low growl of frustration. "Fine! But nothing else, you hear?"
Skywarp grinned from audio receptor to audio receptor. "THANK YOU TEEESEEEEEE!!" Megatron covered his audio receptors and grimaced. TC noted the oncoming explosion.
"C'mon Skywarp, let's just pay the nice cashier here and leave, ok?" The Decepticon hurriedly slapped a 5-credit note onto the counter and left the shop. Megatron sighed in relief, putting his feet up on the counter and shutting down.
Crisis number one over, the trio resumed their journey to the store.
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The next chap. will be fun! Seeyas then!
And thanks for the reviews!
Skins & MiT