3 – TC and robot education
Song for the chap. Rollercoaster of Love by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Skywarp clutched his video to his chest with an expression of great contentment. He loved videos. TC sighed. Well, at least he was walking on two legs now.
"Okay 'Warp, we're going to get some stuff from the grocery store." TC said and walked in.
"Oooo! Cool!" Skywarp gibbered happily and bounced after his oldest brother.
While TC went to get some energon, Skywarp wondered down the isle with Starscream. None of the brothers ever left Skywarp to his own devices. That had destruction written all over it. They entered the 'foreign planets' aisle.
"Hmm … Why in the world would anyone want to create something like this?" Starscream said and showed his youngest brother a box with the word 'Toaster' written on it.
"Can we get it?" Skywarp asked Starscream with puppy optics.
"You've already got something today! I'm going to get it." Starscream declared and walked up to the Energon aisle. As he did, someone smashed into him, knocking them both to the ground.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" The voice sounded feminine, so Starscream decided to hold back his verbal assault.
"Just be careful next ti-" Starscream stopped talking abruptly as he got a good look at her. She was built like a seeker, but was slimmer and more streamlined in appearance. She was silver with burgundy highlights that complemented her slender figure.
Starscream felt lubricant rise to his cheeks. He quickly turned and coughed, saying, "Er, yeah, that's okay."
"I'm really sorry!" She said again and ran off.
Starscream watched her go, unaware that Skywarp had watched the whole thing; but was brought back to reality with his younger brother saying, "Ooooooooo! Screamer has a crush!"
That earned him a punch in the gut.
They soon found TC wandering towards them, filling up his basket with different energon. He took a glance at Skywarp clutching his fuel converter and sighed.
"What'd he do now?"
"Don't worry about it. TC! I want this!" Starscream said and held up the toaster.
"Whatever." TC said and took it from Starscream. He went up to the counter and paid for it all.
They transformed and flew home, TC telling Skywarp not to chase the poor petro rabbits.
"But their sooooo cute!" He said, hugging an angry, hissing petro rabbit, "Can we keep it?"
At this, TC lost his temper, "NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO KEEP SOME STUPID FUZZ BALL AS A PET! NOW LET'S GO HOME!"
He glared at Skywarp, then………
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Skywarp was very upset about getting yelled at that he flew all the way home with super speed.
TC and Starscream stood there, stunned.
"You know, if he wasn't such a dope, he'd make a great fighter." Starscream stated.
***
Once the boys had arrived home, they found Skywarp in his room, still crying his pathetic spark out.
"Oh come on 'Warp, it's not that bad!" TC said as he walked into his room (Starscream went to use the Cybertron phone.)
Skywarp remained crying.
TC sighed and said, "Skywarp, TC is sorry and has a cookie!"
"C-cookie?" Skywarp looked up and found his brother crouched next to him, holding a cookie.
A big grin surfaced on Skywarp's face as he hugged his oldest brother and said, "TC is a good brother to Skywarp!"
TC gave a smile of relief and said, "C'mon 'Warp, lets watch that video."
"Okay TC!" Skywarp said, hypo happy and hugged his video.
The two of them went into the lounge to find Starscream just finishing his phone call.
"Okay, Seeya then!" He said and put the headphones on his head on the hook next to the door.
"Okay c'mon, lets watch this video!" He said and jumped on the couch. TC did the same as Skywarp inserted the video into the VCR.
It started to play; telling the three brothers that it was 'R' rated and that it should only be for adult viewers.
"Okay Skywarp, off to bed with ya!" TC said as he turned to the exited seeker next to him.
"But I'm an adult!"
"No your not."
"Yeah I am!"
"No your not."
"Yeah!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
"No!!"
"Ye-"
"Hey, It's starting!" Starscream interrupted the two idiots and they turned to watch.
They took one look at the humans *ahem* and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE HORROR!" Screamer said threw his arms over his head.
TC leant over the side of the couch and threw up.
Skywarp stared at it with a look of complete shock on his face. Then he turned to Screamer, who was trying to block out the groans from the TV set to his audio receptors.
"How are they doing that?"
Starscream looked up (TC had the sense to turn it off.) and looked at him like he was crazy.
"I am NOT giving you that talk! TC!" He glared at his pale brother; "You were supposed to tell Skywarp about the petro birds and the petro bees!"
"No, our parents were supposed to educate him but-"
"Excuse me…is anyone…here?"
The femme Starscream had met that afternoon stumbled into the room. She looked terrible. Fuel lines ran down her face, and lubricant leaked from her joints, pooling into a black pool on the carpet.
The three seekers (Skywarp included) let out a collective gasp as she fell to the floor unconscious.
Song for the chap. Rollercoaster of Love by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Skywarp clutched his video to his chest with an expression of great contentment. He loved videos. TC sighed. Well, at least he was walking on two legs now.
"Okay 'Warp, we're going to get some stuff from the grocery store." TC said and walked in.
"Oooo! Cool!" Skywarp gibbered happily and bounced after his oldest brother.
While TC went to get some energon, Skywarp wondered down the isle with Starscream. None of the brothers ever left Skywarp to his own devices. That had destruction written all over it. They entered the 'foreign planets' aisle.
"Hmm … Why in the world would anyone want to create something like this?" Starscream said and showed his youngest brother a box with the word 'Toaster' written on it.
"Can we get it?" Skywarp asked Starscream with puppy optics.
"You've already got something today! I'm going to get it." Starscream declared and walked up to the Energon aisle. As he did, someone smashed into him, knocking them both to the ground.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" The voice sounded feminine, so Starscream decided to hold back his verbal assault.
"Just be careful next ti-" Starscream stopped talking abruptly as he got a good look at her. She was built like a seeker, but was slimmer and more streamlined in appearance. She was silver with burgundy highlights that complemented her slender figure.
Starscream felt lubricant rise to his cheeks. He quickly turned and coughed, saying, "Er, yeah, that's okay."
"I'm really sorry!" She said again and ran off.
Starscream watched her go, unaware that Skywarp had watched the whole thing; but was brought back to reality with his younger brother saying, "Ooooooooo! Screamer has a crush!"
That earned him a punch in the gut.
They soon found TC wandering towards them, filling up his basket with different energon. He took a glance at Skywarp clutching his fuel converter and sighed.
"What'd he do now?"
"Don't worry about it. TC! I want this!" Starscream said and held up the toaster.
"Whatever." TC said and took it from Starscream. He went up to the counter and paid for it all.
They transformed and flew home, TC telling Skywarp not to chase the poor petro rabbits.
"But their sooooo cute!" He said, hugging an angry, hissing petro rabbit, "Can we keep it?"
At this, TC lost his temper, "NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO KEEP SOME STUPID FUZZ BALL AS A PET! NOW LET'S GO HOME!"
He glared at Skywarp, then………
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Skywarp was very upset about getting yelled at that he flew all the way home with super speed.
TC and Starscream stood there, stunned.
"You know, if he wasn't such a dope, he'd make a great fighter." Starscream stated.
***
Once the boys had arrived home, they found Skywarp in his room, still crying his pathetic spark out.
"Oh come on 'Warp, it's not that bad!" TC said as he walked into his room (Starscream went to use the Cybertron phone.)
Skywarp remained crying.
TC sighed and said, "Skywarp, TC is sorry and has a cookie!"
"C-cookie?" Skywarp looked up and found his brother crouched next to him, holding a cookie.
A big grin surfaced on Skywarp's face as he hugged his oldest brother and said, "TC is a good brother to Skywarp!"
TC gave a smile of relief and said, "C'mon 'Warp, lets watch that video."
"Okay TC!" Skywarp said, hypo happy and hugged his video.
The two of them went into the lounge to find Starscream just finishing his phone call.
"Okay, Seeya then!" He said and put the headphones on his head on the hook next to the door.
"Okay c'mon, lets watch this video!" He said and jumped on the couch. TC did the same as Skywarp inserted the video into the VCR.
It started to play; telling the three brothers that it was 'R' rated and that it should only be for adult viewers.
"Okay Skywarp, off to bed with ya!" TC said as he turned to the exited seeker next to him.
"But I'm an adult!"
"No your not."
"Yeah I am!"
"No your not."
"Yeah!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
"No!!"
"Ye-"
"Hey, It's starting!" Starscream interrupted the two idiots and they turned to watch.
They took one look at the humans *ahem* and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE HORROR!" Screamer said threw his arms over his head.
TC leant over the side of the couch and threw up.
Skywarp stared at it with a look of complete shock on his face. Then he turned to Screamer, who was trying to block out the groans from the TV set to his audio receptors.
"How are they doing that?"
Starscream looked up (TC had the sense to turn it off.) and looked at him like he was crazy.
"I am NOT giving you that talk! TC!" He glared at his pale brother; "You were supposed to tell Skywarp about the petro birds and the petro bees!"
"No, our parents were supposed to educate him but-"
"Excuse me…is anyone…here?"
The femme Starscream had met that afternoon stumbled into the room. She looked terrible. Fuel lines ran down her face, and lubricant leaked from her joints, pooling into a black pool on the carpet.
The three seekers (Skywarp included) let out a collective gasp as she fell to the floor unconscious.