I wrote this chapter because school is cancelled due to snow and there's only THREE DAMN INCHES! Please excuse the language. Anyway, I'm bored and I found four new (or I think they're new) names.

~People~

Coram Matheson (Coram Smytheson)

Ram Slew (Aram Sklaw)

Array Drapery (Arram Draper, (NUMY! Er, Numair)

~Places~

Barony Olay (Barony Olau)

Port Canyon (Port Caynn)

I know, short, but I'm going to do something to this chapter, I don't want to chance two illegal stories so I'm going to stick on some bloopers I thought up, well, actually two. If you don't want to see it then you don't have to read it

**scene from Alanna The First Adventure just before Alanna lean about "a woman's monthly cycle"**



Alanna: **sneaks into George's bedroom, is grabbed by George who has a knife to her throat**





George: Didn't your mother ever teach you to enter by way of the door?

Alanna: George-it's me! Alanna! Oops

Director: **banging head against wall** CUT! **bang** Stupid **bang** armature **bang** actors! **bang, bang, bang**



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Alanna: **sneaks into George's bedroom, is grabbed by George who has a knife to her throat**





George: Didn't your mother ever teach you to enter by way of the door?

Alanna: George-it's me! Alan!



George: **accidentally slits Alanna's throat** Oops, can we redo that?





Director: **swaying back and forth** Yes, CUT!





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Alanna: I'm a boy. I'm a girl

George: **laughing* Make up your mind! Or are you both?

Alanna: Oops

Director: **pulling hair out* CUT!