I FINALLY got to writing more of this. Sorry I took so long, I've been really busy . So, let's get on with the chapter.

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Maiden (Aiden)

Anvil of Rotten (Ansil of Groten)

Baird of Censored (Baird of Queenscove)

Balding of Dessert (Balduin of Disart)

Blimp (Balim)

Berlin (Bernin)

Bernhard of Stone Mountain (Burchard of Stone Mountain)

Burial Tearoom (Burriam Tourakom)

Cleo of Knob (Cleon of Kennan)

Cuter of Nixon (Cythera of Naxen)

Dream (Derom)

Dominant of Marble (Domitan of Masbolle)

Embroil of Goliath (Ebroin of Genlith)

Eater nod Nokomis (Eitaro noh Nakuji)

Hemet of Furnish (Emmet of Fenrigh)

Finial (Fianola)

Lynda White ford (Flyndan Whiteford)

Flusher (Fulcher)

Girth of Naming (Gareth of Naxen)

Garvey of Runner spring (Garvey of Runnerspring)

Given (Gavan)

Glides of Vending (Gildes of Veldine)

Glisten of Horse (Glaisdan of Haryse)

Hanna not Manicure (Hananame noh Ajikuro)

Harriet of Ail (Harailt of Aili)

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Okay, more names later, ON WITH THE BOOPERS! BLOPEASS! BLOOPERS! ME HIGH ON CHOCOLATE!

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**very beginning of chapter 5 of Squire**

Narrator: Kel sat upright with a gasp. In her dream the centaur had come to live again, scarring her out of her sleep.

Kel: SCARRING me out of my sleep?

Narrator: Oops.

Director: CUT! ~

**Page, Kel and Lalasa are making their way down from Balor's Needle**

Jump: ** squirms**

Kel: **falling** AHHHHHHH!!!! JUMP! JUST FOR THAT I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE I FALL ON MY BACK!

Lalasa: Medical team! Accident!

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**sword fight with Duke Roger in In the Hand of the Goddess**

Roger: **cuts through Alanna's shirt and the breast bindings*

**shirt and bindings fall off entirely, whistles from men in the crowd**

Alanna: **pulling shirt back on like a jacket** Oh, shut up!

Men: **shut up**

Director: CUT AND GET ALANNA A NEW SHIRT!

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Finished! If anyone has blooper ideas, please review or email them. Please review!