I'M BACK!! BE AFRAID!! BE VERY AFRAID!! Okay, I'm calm. This chapter WAS going to be Trickster's Choice names, but I decided to do something else. I'll have various different distortions of several different characters names, beginning with my favorite.

~Numair Salmalin~

Numeric Salami (the original!)

Numb air Salami (more salami)

Unbar Sampling

Tamari Salami (yet more of that incredible salami)

Unman Salamis (that's four)

USAir Alkaline (this is just weird)

Unfair Sampling

Numeral Smiling

Unmoor Salamis (five)

Kumar Saladin

Unfair Salami (six, my computer really likes salami)

~Neal(an) of Queenscove~

Nolan of Quinces

Neola of Quickie

Élan of Pensive

Newalla of Queer

Near of Dense

Nell of Quince

Nail of Quench

New of Sensor

Meal of Uncover

~Nawat~

Neat

Newt

Nowata

Naiad

Await

Natal

Onawa

Naught

Swat

Away

Nat

Would you believe that those were actually my favorite characters? Well, they were, here are the main characters of the books.

~Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau / Trebond~

Alana of Plate's Sop and Olay

Ana of Pate's Swoon and Olav

Alma of Parade's Soup and Oleo

Amana of Crate's Snoop and Olio

Lana of Pirie's Swoons and Lau

Asana of Rebind

Ian of Tribune

Alana of Tremont

Alma of Treebank

~Veralidane(Daine) Sarrasri~

Revalidate Arras

Revalidate Sarcastic

Geraldine Sierras

Revalidated Sarris

Viridian Salary

Overlain Sarcasm

Viridians Starry

Valiant Sofa

Diane Arras

Dwaine Sarris

Dianne Sarcastic

Dane Sierras

Dine Saris

~Keladry of Mindelan~

Celery of Mandolin

Cleary of Mandela

Kevlar of Mind lean

Keller of Mind assault

Kelp dries of Mind delay

Belfry of Midland

Landry of Minoan

Keeled of Mandela

Leady of Midland

Kevlar of Minds

Kelley of Modeling

Kerry of Mina

I know I skipped Aly, but I'll worry about her later. Now for various Carthaki's. Sort of. Okay, basically characters from Emperor Mage.

~Emperor Ozorne Muhassin Tasikhe ( I practically had to reread Emperor Mage to get that name)~

Emperor Ozone Mohasco Tasked

Emperor Osborne Mohican Pastiche

Emperor Ozona Maupassant Tackle

Emperor Ozone Manhasset Tackier

Emperor Osborne Molasses Kasich

Emperor Ozona Maupassant Tasked

Emperor Zone Mussing Talkie

Emperor Ozone Human Tastier

Emperor Zoned Music Tusk

Emperor Zoo Mochas Tarsi

Emperor Oozed Muslin Tassel

Emperor Zoë Musing Taste

~Kaddar (I do NOT feel like finding the full name and titles)~

Khaddar

Kidder

Cedar

Radar

Radar

Dakar

Cider

Kaka

Karat

Kodak

Kari

~Varice Kingsford~

Avarice Chingford

Varied Minford

Varies Kingship

Voice Knifed

Valrico Kingworm

That was long. Next chapter I'll do Trickster's Choice names. REVIEW!