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Zidane: Even though you practically begged people to death for them.

-_- *kicks him* But I'd still appreciate more reviews! I promise I'll update mucho rapido if you review more. x_x Really! Pretty pretty please? ;_; With much darkness and sugary hearts?

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"PINEAPPLE!" Sora screamed out, though not knowing why. Something had randomly seeped into his brain and smacked it with a broom, thus compelling him to say such randomness. He was currently walking around aimlessly throughout Twilight Town (aka Uninspired Metro Area *hugs Toki* :D ) extremely confused on the events that happened.

Before he randomly appeared there, many events took place. Skipping back from Wal-mart to get a gallon of milk, he was horror stricken to find what was left of his love, which were but a mere few charred stones. And so, he fell onto his knees, screaming many many… things.

"PINEAPPLE!!"

And yeah, so anyway, too damn busy screaming about the spiked fruit, he did not notice a sponemonkey sneak up behind him and throw it's guitar at the back of his head, forcing him into a random plot hole and ended up in Twilight town. And so there he was, still walking, where his only company was his squeaky shoes. Oh how they squeaked. They were almost as annoying as 99 cent deals at McDonalds.

*squeak squeak*

Sora did not know why he was here, but in the back of his mind, which also contained the Porsche that he had previously stolen from Ansem when the dark lord wasn't looking, he knew there had to be some importance to he was there in the firs place. But…I say, how /could/ he fit a Porsche up there? My, this is SORA we're talking about. Really…

"Damnit!" Ansem's voice hissed throughout the streets, surprising out lovely brunet, having him randomly pounce on the first thing that moved… which was…

Number 5! Dun dun!

"HEY! WATCH WHO YOU'RE FALLING ONTO YOU LITTLE- … Sora?" Number 5's one glowing eye narrowed at the boy with much deceit. So /this/ was Sora… but of course, he had seen the nuisance before, but he had changed somehow… the shoes maybe?

"Pineapple?" Number 5 sighed.

"Shut up, and listen. I was searching a very long time for you." The unknown started, even though it had only been 15 minutes-

"QUIET!" The author cackled evilly, throwing a shoe onto the screen, thus breaking the monitor in half. This made the author sad though, and she started to cry about Corn Flakes.

"But anyway, I've been searching for you to warn you about a terrible danger. It is-" Number 5 paused in his words to find Sora busy picking his nose, obviously not listening to a word he had to say. This angered the unknown very much. Very, VERY much! So much, that he brought his hands up onto his hood and pulled it back, yellow eye suddenly turning black and aimed its deadly Sadako-ness at Sora.

"Ooh! Nickel!" Too bad for Number 5, Sora bent down to grab the shiny object, bounding the evil death beam at some old man wearing a red jumpsuit and walking with a cane.

"DA;LFKJADS;LJFLSDJ!!" In an instant, that old man was transformed into a layer of rotten flesh and ash, which made Number 5 happy for a moment… before he found out that he missed Sora.

"DAMNIT!" The unknown cursed with much anger, picking up a crab and chucking it at Sora's head, hitting him square on.

"PINEAPPLE!" The readers sighed at the old running gag, clicking back and went off in search for a more interesting fic, preferably Riku/Sora yaoi-

"NAY!" The author hissed, shaking her fist at the retreating readers, hacking into their computers and inserting the 'My Doom' virus deep into their hard drive, cackling evilly as they screamed in anguish as their computers exploded in a fit of pineapple chunky-ness.

"LISTEN! One of the unknown is planning to steal that precious little keyblade of yours right from your grasp. Though why? I don't know really, but I'm going closer to the theory of it being some sort of weird fetish…"  The thought of it made Sora shudder and curl into a fetal position underneath Number 5. Number 5 kicked him.

"Anyway, I'll just be going now so…" Those words were what dreaded Sora the most at that moment, and he clung helplessly onto Number 5's legs, making a notion of humping it restlessly. Number 5 hissed and tried to shake Sora off.  But Sora was as stubborn as a…  thing, so he continued to cling on tightly.

"OFF!"

"NO!"

"I said OFF!"

"NAY!"

"INFIDEL!" Number 5 tried everything! Slamming his leg onto the wall, dunking it in burning gas, even beating Sora with a pineapple did not loosen the brunet's bolt grip. And so, Number 5 gave up after a time of 5 minutes, sighing in defeat.

"Fine, you can come with me. BUT, you must not piss on my leg when you need to go to the bathroom, got that?" Sora nodded with much fluffy luff, humping the unknown's leg again. Unknown dude sighed once again and dragged Sora with him through the streets of Twilight Town, trying to find whatever plot hole the author would give them to release them from the world in which the sun glared in your eyes in a constant nuisance.

Little did they know though, that there was a dark figure lurking in the shadows, watching their every move.

"Soon, my precious, you shall be MINE! HAHAHAH-" The author sighed and throw a shoe at unknown, knocking him out for the remainder of the chapter.

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Febreeze.

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… I got lazy on this chapter.  *nod nod* But I'm going to have a different scene play for each chapter, because I'm stupid like that. :D

… Next chapter shall be done sooner, but please Review so I can be motivated to get this done faster. ^^