Draco Malfoy Does not belong to me. PHS does not belong to me...because if it did, I'd MAKE SURE the campus was clean and that SOME of the staff were fired!! *cough my English teacher cough*

Chapter One: Stupid Songs for Stupid People

Draco Malfoy was waltzing through the school grounds...but he was not just waltzing to waltz. Oh no. He was waltzing to WALTZ. There IS a Difference

Now, Draco Malfoy was waltzing to the muggle song 'We all live in a Yellow Submarine'. Which all you muggles know, is NOT a song to Waltz to. Waltzing is like "one, two, three, and, one, two three, and etc." If you don't believe that you can't waltz to the song 'We all live in a Yellow Submarine', just TRY to...see if you can. I'm gonna save you the trouble right now and say you can't. A waltzing song is one like 'Shall We Dance' from The King And I...NOT 'We all live in a yellow submarine'. (poor sad pitiful lost purebloods...)

ANYWAY. Draco Malfoy was waltzing to the muggle song 'We all live in a Yellow Submarine'. Now, Draco Malfoy didn't know the proper words to this song, so he just kinda made it up.

He knew that the words 'we all live in a yellow submarine' was the first line... but he didn't know the rest... so

He made it up... Here was the finished product that He kept singing...singing...singing...

~~We All Live In A Yellow Submarine!~~ ~~We Hate the Stupid Thing!!~~ ~~We Wanna Paint it GREEN!~~ ~~We All ---~~

You get the picture...

Now, the REASON Draco Malfoy was waltzing around the school campus singing his version of 'We all live in a Yellow Submarine' was because he was temporarily expelled. Otherwise known as a suspension.

Draco Malfoy had jinxed Ronald Weasley so that he was hospitalized for 29 days. As such, they suspended him to a muggle school.

The School grounds that I speak of are none other than that of a lonely little high school in the middle of nowhere, known as Pasadena High School. Which is located in none other than Los Angeles...or actually...Pasadena...but whatever.

Draco Malfoy was Simply trying to fit his little pureblood tush in with the crowd...

It failed...

Miserably

Today was Draco Malfoy's first day at PHS. And there were many new people...However, we will introduce them, and how he fares with them in the next chappy.

*Happy princess music plays signaling the end of the chappy of happiness* DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

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