Chapter 2
*Now that our heroes have collected themselves, they are ready to venture through the Amazing Maize Maze (tm)*
Kirsten- So...
Johnny- Well, let's split up. That way we can get to the next clue faster.
Simon- Good idea...for once.
Randy- Aiight.
*Random voice- Whimpering noodle cheese steak!*
Val- OK then let's pick teams.
Ryan- *grabs onto Val* I PICK HER!!!
Val- OW! Get off! Fine... come on then.
*Val and Ryan pick the purple flag with the large Cantaloupe on it*
Simon- I guess I'll go with the dumb blonde.
Kirsten- HEY! That's not nice. *cries* I am not liking you right now! But I'll go with you anyway.
*Simon picks the flag with the frozen bag of peas on it and he and Kirsten venture out into the maze*
Johnny- Guess its you and me, Randy.
Randy- Aiight.
*Randy grabs the flag with the picture of a congested male nostril- Johnny does not approve but goes into the maze anyway*
Ryan- Look at all the corn! Yay! I love corn!
Val- Will you shut up you bun?
Ryan- *pouts*
*Random Voice- With what fancy new-fangled contraptions will these youngsters pluck out of their bellybuttons?*
Val- This place is so confusing
Ryan- Oh when the saints DO DO DO DO come marching in DA DA DA DA oh when the saints go marching in...
*meanwhile*
Simon- This maze is so bloody annoying. Why can't we just buy some sprinkle cheese and see what surprises are inside of it?
Kirsten- Because then there would be no plot to our story.
All- Aaaaaah.
Simon- whatever.
Kirsten- Look! A fancy new-fangled contraption! What's this? It says to speak loudly and clearly into the box. We must say "Newt, give us a clue!"
Simon and Kirsten- NEWT, GIVE US A CLUE!!
Newt- Why hello, peachy pear.
Kirsten- Howdy, Newt!
Newt- Well, I hate to tell you..but you are going in the wrong direction. You are looking for a giant bald-headed figure that has an odd smile and dark beady eyes.
Kirsten- And where can we find this figure??
Newt- Take a left turn, then go straight about five or six stalks. Then make a right, a quick left, another left, and then go straight for about twenty stalks then you should find him.
Simon- Thank you, Newt.
Kirsten- I LOVE YOU, NEWT!
Newt- I love you too.
Kirsten- Bye!
Simon- Let's go!
*still meanwhile...*
Randy- Dawg...
Johnny- I know were getting close..I know it.
Randy- Aiight.
Johnny- Look! OHMIGOSH! IT'S MEL GIBSON!!
Mel- Run! Run fast! Aliens! Aliens!
Randy- Duude..
Mel- I saw it! I heard it! HARSHKIMICKNOOOOOOTS!
Johnny- Whoa..calm down...I'm sure you're just imagining things.
*An alien leg slides out from under a corn stalk while odd Signs music begins to play*
All- Aaaaaah!
Randy- MANNNN!
Johnny- Hold carp!
Mel- I told you! Let's get the shell out of here!
Johnny- Wait a second...
*Johnny approaches the leg and pulls it out from the stalk*
Johnny- What the...
Randy- YEAH YEAH!
Johnny- You? What are you doing here???
Ashton Kutcher- You've just been punk'd!
*camera men come out at them form all directions laughing and poiting*
*Just then, puppet pal Ron, Harry, and Hermione come running into the maze with machine guns shouting, "SHOOT HIM!!!" and shooting all of the camera people down*
Ashton- Hey! It was just a goof, man! Lay off!
Johnny- I didn't tell them to come and assassinate your camera crew!
Ashton- What are you guys doing here anyway?
Johnny- We're on a quest to find the sprinklecheese box of suprises.
Mel- can I come?
Ashton- yeah, me too?
Johnny- I guess...
*random voice- Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!*
Ashton- who was that?
Mel- sounded like a pretty random voice
*random voice- totally*
*Meanwhile still....*
Val- This is so hopeless.
Ryan- I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAY!
Val- Will you shut up?
Ryan- Oooooooh lookie!
Val- Who is that?
Ryan- Let's meet him and smack him with a large fish!
Elijah Wood- I don't like fish.
*random voice- that's ironic*
Val- Heyyyyy! You were in Flipper!
Elijah- Yupers.
Ryan- FLIIIPPER! FLIIIIPPER!!!!
Val- OK you can stop talking now.
Elijah- what are you doing in here anyway?
Ryan- Were on a quest!
Elijah- Cool, can I come.
Val- I suppose.
Ryan- Let's keep looking for the sprinklecheese box of surprises.
Elijah- The what?
Val- I'll tell you later.
*meaningfully whiler..*
Kirsten- Hey! Isn't that that bald odd mysterious figure that we were supposed to be looking for?
Simon- So it may seem.
Mr. Arts- Krusty! What are you doing here??
Kirsten- Heyyy Mr. Artyfarty!
Simon- Who the bloody hell are you?
Mr. Arts- I, am a certified geography teacher and just happen to think I know everything.
Simon- *snorts*
Mr. Arts- You wanna start something, pal?
Kirsten- OK don't get push-shovey.
*Simon and Mr. Arts both separate and angrily follow Kirsten as she leads them forward in the maze.*
*Now that our heroes have collected themselves, they are ready to venture through the Amazing Maize Maze (tm)*
Kirsten- So...
Johnny- Well, let's split up. That way we can get to the next clue faster.
Simon- Good idea...for once.
Randy- Aiight.
*Random voice- Whimpering noodle cheese steak!*
Val- OK then let's pick teams.
Ryan- *grabs onto Val* I PICK HER!!!
Val- OW! Get off! Fine... come on then.
*Val and Ryan pick the purple flag with the large Cantaloupe on it*
Simon- I guess I'll go with the dumb blonde.
Kirsten- HEY! That's not nice. *cries* I am not liking you right now! But I'll go with you anyway.
*Simon picks the flag with the frozen bag of peas on it and he and Kirsten venture out into the maze*
Johnny- Guess its you and me, Randy.
Randy- Aiight.
*Randy grabs the flag with the picture of a congested male nostril- Johnny does not approve but goes into the maze anyway*
Ryan- Look at all the corn! Yay! I love corn!
Val- Will you shut up you bun?
Ryan- *pouts*
*Random Voice- With what fancy new-fangled contraptions will these youngsters pluck out of their bellybuttons?*
Val- This place is so confusing
Ryan- Oh when the saints DO DO DO DO come marching in DA DA DA DA oh when the saints go marching in...
*meanwhile*
Simon- This maze is so bloody annoying. Why can't we just buy some sprinkle cheese and see what surprises are inside of it?
Kirsten- Because then there would be no plot to our story.
All- Aaaaaah.
Simon- whatever.
Kirsten- Look! A fancy new-fangled contraption! What's this? It says to speak loudly and clearly into the box. We must say "Newt, give us a clue!"
Simon and Kirsten- NEWT, GIVE US A CLUE!!
Newt- Why hello, peachy pear.
Kirsten- Howdy, Newt!
Newt- Well, I hate to tell you..but you are going in the wrong direction. You are looking for a giant bald-headed figure that has an odd smile and dark beady eyes.
Kirsten- And where can we find this figure??
Newt- Take a left turn, then go straight about five or six stalks. Then make a right, a quick left, another left, and then go straight for about twenty stalks then you should find him.
Simon- Thank you, Newt.
Kirsten- I LOVE YOU, NEWT!
Newt- I love you too.
Kirsten- Bye!
Simon- Let's go!
*still meanwhile...*
Randy- Dawg...
Johnny- I know were getting close..I know it.
Randy- Aiight.
Johnny- Look! OHMIGOSH! IT'S MEL GIBSON!!
Mel- Run! Run fast! Aliens! Aliens!
Randy- Duude..
Mel- I saw it! I heard it! HARSHKIMICKNOOOOOOTS!
Johnny- Whoa..calm down...I'm sure you're just imagining things.
*An alien leg slides out from under a corn stalk while odd Signs music begins to play*
All- Aaaaaah!
Randy- MANNNN!
Johnny- Hold carp!
Mel- I told you! Let's get the shell out of here!
Johnny- Wait a second...
*Johnny approaches the leg and pulls it out from the stalk*
Johnny- What the...
Randy- YEAH YEAH!
Johnny- You? What are you doing here???
Ashton Kutcher- You've just been punk'd!
*camera men come out at them form all directions laughing and poiting*
*Just then, puppet pal Ron, Harry, and Hermione come running into the maze with machine guns shouting, "SHOOT HIM!!!" and shooting all of the camera people down*
Ashton- Hey! It was just a goof, man! Lay off!
Johnny- I didn't tell them to come and assassinate your camera crew!
Ashton- What are you guys doing here anyway?
Johnny- We're on a quest to find the sprinklecheese box of suprises.
Mel- can I come?
Ashton- yeah, me too?
Johnny- I guess...
*random voice- Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!*
Ashton- who was that?
Mel- sounded like a pretty random voice
*random voice- totally*
*Meanwhile still....*
Val- This is so hopeless.
Ryan- I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAY!
Val- Will you shut up?
Ryan- Oooooooh lookie!
Val- Who is that?
Ryan- Let's meet him and smack him with a large fish!
Elijah Wood- I don't like fish.
*random voice- that's ironic*
Val- Heyyyyy! You were in Flipper!
Elijah- Yupers.
Ryan- FLIIIPPER! FLIIIIPPER!!!!
Val- OK you can stop talking now.
Elijah- what are you doing in here anyway?
Ryan- Were on a quest!
Elijah- Cool, can I come.
Val- I suppose.
Ryan- Let's keep looking for the sprinklecheese box of surprises.
Elijah- The what?
Val- I'll tell you later.
*meaningfully whiler..*
Kirsten- Hey! Isn't that that bald odd mysterious figure that we were supposed to be looking for?
Simon- So it may seem.
Mr. Arts- Krusty! What are you doing here??
Kirsten- Heyyy Mr. Artyfarty!
Simon- Who the bloody hell are you?
Mr. Arts- I, am a certified geography teacher and just happen to think I know everything.
Simon- *snorts*
Mr. Arts- You wanna start something, pal?
Kirsten- OK don't get push-shovey.
*Simon and Mr. Arts both separate and angrily follow Kirsten as she leads them forward in the maze.*