Trip to the SSB islands

Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM. I would also like to thank my sister, Kyone, also Reisho and Touya (user names) who helped me make this fic.

Smashers: (chanting) We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! (glass breaks)

Assassin of Thunder: NOOOOOOO! My $1,000,000 vase! I'm gonna destroy those darn jerks! ____________________________________________________________________________ _________

Ice Climbers: I'm so excited! I've never gone on a vacation before!

Master Hand: (on the phone) Yes, I would like to bring the smashers to the Super Smash Bros. Islands.

Telephone: Would you like fries with that?

Assassin of Thunder: (comes to HQ) I'm sorry! The plane broke down! The trip has to be canceled!

Smashers: Nooooooo!

Female Wire Frame: Not to worry! We can always take the Rainbow Cruise!

Smashers: Yaaaaaay! ^________^

Peach: No! Don't! The Rainbow Cruise always crashes into a Koopa! Besides, Mario's a horrible driver!

Mario: What-a did-a you-a say-a?

Crazy Hand: Shut up! We'll take the Rainbow Cruise! All we need is a new driver.

Assassin of Thunder: Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Pleeeease?

Crazy Hand: Fine. Have fun Smashers!

Peach: Wait! Couldn't we just take the Great Fox?

Fox: If you like Arwings firing at ya!

Peach: The Falcon Flyer?

Capt. Falcon: Crammed with F-Zero racers.

Peach: How about a UFO from Fourside?

Ness: Four words. Filled with killer aliens! (Screams like a girl and crashes through the window) I meant to do that.

Peach: I give up! We'll take the Cruise!

Crazy Hand: Let's try this again. Shall we? Now we're off! ____________________________________________________________________________ _________

At the Rainbow Cruise

Smashers: (pile onto the Rainbow Cruise)

Pichu: Pichu Pi Pi? (What happened to the color?

Peach: I forgot to mention. I painted the Cruise pink! Isn't it pretty?

Assassin of Thunder: Warning! We're passing over an ocean. Don't look in the water! You'll get seasick!

Falco: What water? ( looks down ) Oh. (barfs)

Kirby: Are you ok?

Falco: I upchucked lettuce...

Kirby: Did you eat lettuce?

Falco: No.

Ness: Weird. (Looks at Mewtwo; points) He did it! It's his fault!

Mewtwo: Hey!

Mr. Game and watch: Beep beep beeeep beeep! (Get the kitty!)

Everyone: (piles up on Mewtwo)

Dr. Mario: Don't worry! I'm a professional! (gives Falco a pill)

Fox: You idiot! That just made him worse!

Dr. Mario: Oops.

Assassin of Thunder: Bad news! I just hit a Koopa!

Peach: I knew it!

Roy: Shut up! When will we get to the ssb islands anyway?

Luigi: I know!

Jigglypuff: ( starts singing )

Everyone: ( Falls asleep )

Jigglypuff: Puff? ( Huh? Is my singing that bad?) (draws on everyone's face with a marker.)

Everyone: ( wakes up )

Marth: My face! My beautiful face! It's uglier than Ganondork! Ganondorf: ;_;

Roy: It doesn't look any different to me.

Blastoise: water gun!( washes the marker away ) Huh? I can talk? Oh well...( disappears )

Assassin of Thunder: Hey Smashers! I'd just like to say, welcome to the ssb islands.

Smashers: Whahooo!

Fox: Good . I was getting bored with watching Falco blow his cookies.

Assassin of Thunder: Ok Smashers, there are some rules for you to foll- uh, guys?

Capt. Falcon: To the beach!

Everyone: (run to the beach while leaving a flattened Capt. Falcon behind.

Capt. Falcon: Ouch...

Falco: (goes to a doctor)

Girl at the counter: Awwww. Look at the cute widdle birdie!

Falco: (steaming) Cute little birdie? Hmph. (goes into the office)

Doctor: My name is Dr. Bologna. What's the problem?

Falco: I got seasick on the Rainbow Cruise.

Dr.Bologna: Bla na boo ya mee.

Falco: Huh?

Dr.Bologna: These are my magic curing words. Don't steal them!

Falco: I guess that's why they call you Bologna. Hey! That actually worked! How did you do that?

Dr. Bologna: I was actually about to ask the same question. It never works!

Falco: Whatever. (Leaves)

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Falco goes outside to the beach only to find everyone staring at a giant mountain.

Bowser: Look out! She's gonna blow!

Ice Climbers: Run away!

Falco: Hey! What's going on?

Islander: We thought that Mt. Smasher was just a mountain, but it's actually an active volcano! Please leave.

Roy: I told you that we would help!

Islander: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

King of SSBI: Oh No! The time has come! Mt. Smasher is about to erupt!

Volcano: (lava comes bursting out)

King: Escape! (Screams like a girl and drowns in the ocean) I meant to do that!

Ness: Hey! That's my line! (Beats the king up with all of his abilities)

Pikachu: (tries to get Blatoise with pokeballs but only gets Ho-oh, Entei, and Moltres.)

Pichu: Pi Pi Pichu! (Water! Come on! )

Pikachu: (Throws another Pokeball but gets Charizard.)

Roy: Come on! We have to get a water pokemon soon!

Marth: Give me those! I have better luck! (Throws pokeball)

D.K: Come on. Water.

Pokeball: (Brings out Blastoise!)

Roy: Why does Marth always save the day?

Everybody: (Watching as the volcano dies)

Villagers: YAAAAAAAAY!

Fox: This is what I call a vacation!

Assassin of Thunder: Let's go back to HQ!

Smashers: (Get on the rainbow cruise)

Falco: (Barfs) Hey! I thought that treatment worked! I'll get that guy if it's the last thing I... (Barfs)

Dr. Mario: Don't worry! I'm a professional!

Fox: Here we go again!

End

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So how did ya like my 2nd fic? I would also like to apologize for putting this fic up so late. I didn't have time until now!