shocked 2003-11-19 1 Anonymous
this is soo wierd i am so lost you jump around soo much im wandering if you are crazy certainly horny and im considering gay
WIERDO!
Ako Kanmu says: To our dearest first flamer: Thank you for being our first flamer. Oh we expected many more flames and your flame did not sting my heart a bit… Its actually quite funny, reading a flame over and over and over… no we are not gay, maybe horny, and yes we are quite a bit insane…
To the Reviewers: Hahah.. nice reviews… keep em coming..
Panty Passions by Ako Kanmu and Rowiez
Ginny could not believe it. The self absorbed, ugly, menacing ferret who had once teased her every single day of her life, was a custodian.
Sure, at first, she laughed her ass off when she heard about. She, of course, thought it was a joke. How could one of the richest men in the wizardry world be a custodian?
When she saw the looks on her house mates faces, she realized that they were serious.
She didn't think it would be so bad for that cocky ferret to be their custodian until she realized one major detail.
Custodians went into the head girl and boy's rooms and cleaned up for them.
Ginny was the head girl this year.
Draco, being the custodian, had access to her room. He could sneak into her diary and read it. He could put mice in her bed and fart on her pillow.
Ginny grimaced at the thought.
'Damn, why did Hermione have to have dragged all the house elves away?' thought Ginny whom, at the moment, was not very happy at her future sister-in-law.
The year prior to this, Hermione had convinced the house elves to go on strike if they didn't get paid.
Dumbledore after he realized that he didn't have enough money to pay all the house elves, picked out a few dozen house elves to cook for the students. Only cook.
That means that there was no one to clean for the students, no one to wash the bed sheets after nights of shagging, and no one to clean Ginny's future room.
The average students, who were not prefects or head boy or girl, had to clean their own room, while the custodian cleaned the higher ranked students' rooms.
Last year, when Filch cleaned her prefect room, Ginny found large hairballs underneath her bed, obviously from Mrs. Norris. Ginny had groaned in disgust and had invited un-shagged boys into her room to clean up the mess.
One of the boys was Neville.
_ flashback _
Ginny walked in the Great Hall and closely looked across the crowd of people to see who was un-shagged. Seeing Neville, she quickly walked towards him and sat in the seat next to him.
"Hey Neville!" Ginny sat very close to Neville.
"H-H-H-Hi, Ginny," Neville felt so nervous because there was never any girl that would sit this close to him.
"Want to come into my room," she whispered into his ear, "I have a surprise for you."
'BWAHAHAH,' Ginny thought in her head, 'IS IT A SURPRISE!"
Neville, who was extremely red, nodded and followed Ginny out of the Great Hall.
After going into her room, Ginny had lifted up her bed sheets and pointed underneath her bed at the hairballs.
"I would like to get started but… there are these hairballs under my bed and," Ginny bit her lip, just for the effect, "And I don't feel comfortable with them being there."
Feeling suddenly energized, he picked up the hairballs with his hand, and then sprinted out of the room to throw it out. When he came back to the room, Ginny was… GONE?
Instead of the long night of shagging that Neville had expected, he was only to be rewarded with NOTHING.
Looking through a window, he saw that Ginny was outside.
Dashing towards her, he literally started screaming at her, "HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME?!?!" Neville said, acting very out of character at the moment, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SHAG ME!"
Ginny laughed out loud, "When did I ever say that I would shag you? I only said that there would be a surprise in my room and there was. Those hairballs were the surprise."
Neville slapped her across the face, leaving a red mark on her.
"TRY THAT AGAIN AND I'll BEAT YOU UP!" Neville walked towards the school and was soon out of sight.
Ginny laughed in a deranged way and walked back to her room.
Neville found himself walking around the dungeons alone, something that non-slytherins usually did.
Neville was angry. No woman found him attractive at all. He kicked the walls, leaving a slight dent, only seen if you looked closely.
He heard a crunching sound behind him. Turning around, he saw the young sister of Marcus Flint, Melinda Flint.
She smiled flirtatiously at him as she walked him gracefully... in her own way.
She flashed her smile at him, which for some reason calmed him down.
Feeling himself lured towards her, he found himself soon a few minutes later in her bed, engaging in a warm, lusty act of sex.
_ end flash back_
After the month of May, the hairballs suddenly disappeared, as if Mrs. Norris, Filch's cat, had suddenly disappeared.
Along with Mrs. Norris, Filch also disappeared and as rumors say, Mrs. Norris and Filch eloped in the Muggle World.
'I wonder how they will have children,' thought Ginny, 'Maybe Mrs. Norris will be the man… Filch is a squib after all. If he was born without magic, he might have been born without a penis… Filch might be the very first pregnant man with half kittens, half human babies. Why, he'll break world records!'
Ginny slapped herself at the thought.
'I'm turning into Ron!' she shuddered and began dusting herself, as if she had suddenly become dirty.
"I'm still dirty! Why won't the dirt go away?!" Ginny found herself screaming loudly in the middle of the compartment. Her companions gave her crazy looks and she sneered at them.
After a moment of silence she suddenly started yelling, "CRAZY!?! I'm NOT crazy! STOP THINKING THAT!! STOP!!!!!"
She soon found herself alone in her compartment.
"Finally alone," Ginny thought out loud. It was very uncomfortable to be having people you hate sitting in the same room with you.
Ginny had a habit of acting crazy to scare people off, just so they would go away. Usually it worked, but never did it work at the Burrow. Her family, living with her for all of her seventeen years, knew how she acted and didn't think it was very funny.
"They might send you off to St. Mungos!" Her mother had said to her one day. Ginny had laughed at her mother and told her that "Every thing will be fine."
She always had successfully annoyed the hell out of Ron, Harry, and Hermione. When alone in a room with them, she would always start trying to dust herself off, as if they made her dirty by being in the same room as her.
Personally, Harry and Hermione really did think that Ginny was a bit on the insane side. Ginny knew this of course and ESPECIALLY acted crazy around them. There was never a moment where she wasn't crying her head off for being touched by one of them or attacking them when they sat on her "spot" in the burrow. Her spot was one of the cushions on the brown sofa that she had painted blue to show that it was HER spot. Molly and Arthur had given her a "time out" for doing this but she, because of her innocent tears, managed to get herself out of.
Ginny played insane, cruel jokes.
_ Flash back _
One time, after getting horribly annoyed at Harry, she decided to go to Diagon Alley and buy some magazines. There she found a Play Men magazine, filled from the front to the back with pictures of barely clothed men. Placing it in Harry's luggage, she had let out a wolf like howl, scaring the household into thinking that a werewolf was near by.
The next day, Harry had opened his luggage bag and found the magazine. Not thinking it would be necessary to look inside it, (the front cover just said PLAY MEN in big letters) Harry thought it was Ron's magazine.
Running over to Ron, he had said loudly, "Is this your magazine Ron? I found it in my luggage?"
Ginny had watched Ron's face turn into pure disgust after he had read the title of it.
"HARRY! I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE GAY!" Ron had shouted out as he moved away from Harry.
The whole house had become silent except for the loud sniggers coming from Ginny.
To this day, Ron still doesn't believe that Harry is straight, and he tends to stay at least five feet away from him.
_ END FLASH BACK _
Ever since she was a child she had been like this. She was and still was a crazy, insane girl with a queer, demented sense of humor. All of the guys thought she was very pretty. With the curves in just the right places, skinny but not too skinny, and a height of 5'5, she was more beautiful than most average girls.
Ginny flipped her long hair so it rested on her back.
We have now reached Hogwarts, please exit your compartments and take everything with you.
Hearing the announcement that they had arrived at Hogwarts, she quickly picked up her luggage and walked outside.
Being welcome by the crisp, summer air, she sighed in relief.
This year at Hogwarts would be very interesting.