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Disclaimer: Obviously, Harry Potter and the other characters DO NOT belong to me (Rowiez) or Ako_Kanmu. If we were filthy rich then why would we spend our time writing weird horny little fanfics? XD
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Panty Passion- By Ako_Kanmu & Rowiez
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Chapter 3
Whispers were everywhere, and strange looks were sent his way as Draco stepped out of the Hogwart's Express.
It was his eighth year at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but this year it wasn't to learn. Instead of learning, he was to clean other people's messes! Since his father's death, Draco's family had been running short on money -- though Draco didn't want to admit this. Draco insisted on being 'different' this year and attempted to start a new fad, style, craze, whatever you'd like to call it. Unlike the other years he decided not slick his hair back, but instead wears it messy and loosely like the almighty Harry Potter. Speaking of Harry Potter, Draco took a permanent marker this summer and drew a 'lightning bolt scar' onto his forehead in desire to gain the same kind of fame Harry has. Unfortunately, the scar ended up looking very different from his intentions. Some people thought it looked more like a deformed penis.
Draco was sure something was wrong, so he decided to walk close to a group of second years hoping to over hear a bit of their conversation.
"- I heard that Filch had sex with him so that he would be the custodian - "a second year Ravenclaw said as he picked his nose greedily.
" - yeah, Draco Malfoy as a janitor! - "squeaked the Ravenclaw's little brother.
"- I heard he has herpes, whatever that is... -" a Gryffindor by the name of Scotty said.
"- Well at least he doesn't have those two goons with him anymore - "a pig nosed girl laughed and ended up snorting out boogers out of her nose.
" - I heard he married Snape... and he's only coming back to Hogwarts so they can make babies! - " The younger sister of Cho Chang said as she swung her hair back and caused the person behind her to be slapped across the face with a wad of black hair.
" - My brother told me that his father's ghost raped him, that's why he's so insane now -" said Colin Creevey's younger brother Dennis.
"Excuse me? What did you say?" questioned Draco, knowing that the little Gryffindor was weak under his presence. He put his strong hand onto his shoulder and squeezed it, making Dennis make a mouse like sound. Dennis turned pale.
"I-I-I j-just w-w-wanted to t-tell e-e-everyone t-t-hat I s-sorted out your n-new b-b-broom c-closet fo-for you," Dennis stuttered. Draco snorted as he let stopped squeezing his shoulder but kept his hand there.
"That's more like it Creevey, now go reserve a carriage for me." Draco glared at him causing Dennis to feel a leak come out of him. Draco let go of his shoulder and pushed him towards the direction of the carriages.
"Alright Malfoy." Dennis began to back away from Draco.
Draco coughed and cocked his eyebrow.
"Oh, I mean Dra..Drakey..." he said while running away.
Draco smirked. Ever since his sixth year, Draco has enjoyed using Dennis as a slave. He would order him around to do some 'tasks' and other sort of things. He also made it seem like Dennis was gay, by the way he ordered him to act.
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A moment later, Draco noticed that all of the carriages had gone except for one. He took a firecracker that he had gotten from a muggle store, out of his pocket. Draco angrily threw it onto the ground making it seem like he was "exploding in anger."
"Damn Creevey, I'll show him!" Draco mumbled incoherently. He tried to scream out in anger… but it only came out as a demented moan.
He walked towards the last carriage, and noticed a flash of flaming red hair. Obviously a Weasley. It was none other then the baby of the family --- Virginia.
Draco coughed loudly, trying to gain the girl's attention. Although he was coughing loudly -- and for a long period of time -- the Weasel still didn't seem to notice he was there! She ignored him and was still staring into space. He coughed more and more... unaware that the carriage had already started moving. He began to choke from the over coughing.
"WAIT! WAIT FOR ME DAMMIT!" Draco called out as he tried to calm down his chokes.
Still, the carriage kept on moving, careless that Draco was running as fast as he could to catch up. About a fifth of the way, the carriage finally slowed down and Draco was given the chance to jump on.
"Phew," Draco sighed, "the last ten years of doing rhythmic gymnastics has sure paid off."
"Umm, excuse me?" Ginny said while trying to hold in a giggle.
"SO NOW YOU KNOW I'M HERE?! AFTER ALL THAT TIME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? WHY I --" Draco yelled in the middle of huffs and puffs.
"Oh, well it seemed like you were dying from all that coughing and hacking....So it never really occurred to me that I should err ... give a damn?" said Ginny innocently as she batted her eyelashes.
"Well it should! Do you know who I am?" Draco brushed the dust off himself; after all he did fall many times while trying to chase the carriage.
"Yes... for the last.... what? Seven years? You called my family poor muggle lovers, made fun of our red hair, insulted my brother's friends, circulated rumors about -- Hey wait! I'm surprised you haven't said a single insult yet!" Ginny's mouth seemed to drop open in surprise.
"Well, I've got a lot on my mind right now so I'd suggest you shut up." Draco sat down angrily.
"Wow, touchy are we?" Ginny smirked. She was really looking forward to having quite an amusing year with Malfoy.
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Silence seemed to overwhelm the remainder of the trip, but the silence was soon broken when Ginny noticed Draco looking through a large photo album.
"WHAT'S THAT!" Ginny made a grab at the album but Draco moved, causing her to fall on her face.
Draco, startled, hit his head on the top of the carriage and closed the album, not wanting Ginny's prying eyes to see its contents.
"Nothing!" He shoved it away from her.
"C'mon Malfoy, show me!" Ginny began jumping up and down, pouting.
"It's none of your bloody business!" Draco slapped Ginny's hand away as she tried to reach it.
"Ooooh! Must be something important if you really don't want to show me!" Ginny couldn't help but giggle at the thought of Draco Malfoy looking at porn.
"Yes it's important, but I also couldn't let a filthy muggle lover like you touch it!" Draco held it close to him, as if it would explode if Ginny touched it.
"Well if I didn't touch it...THEN would you let me see it?" Ginny pleaded with her puppy dog eyes.
"Does it make a difference?" Draco just rolled his eyes.
"Oh, I knew it! Its porn isn't it? Hah! couldn't get a good enough lay I see, so Draco Malfoy had to resort to Porn! That's quite sad...and I wouldn't be surprised if it was Play Men magazine either. Oh god. wait! You are gay right? I knew it! I always thought you and Harry Potter would make a bloody cute couple --"
"NO I'M NOT GAY!" Draco scowled, "WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE LOOKING AT PORN ANYWAY? I'M BLOODY HANDSOME!"
At Draco's sudden outburst he dropped the photo album onto the ground, giving Ginny the perfect chance to grab it.
Ginny opened up the photo album, curious of what it contained. Surprisingly, the first picture her eyes met with was a completely dreadful sight. Utterly atrocious. None other then ...
Melinda Flint.
.....Sunbathing?
NAKED.
"Oh my god!" Ginny gasped. She began making vulgar vomiting noises.
Draco grabbed the album away from her as the carriage came to a stop. Stomping away from the carriage Draco made his exit without looking back.
Ginny felt bad (and well, disturbed at the same time) since she knew she shouldn't had done that.
"WAIT! MALFOY!" Ginny called out.
Draco smirked and turned around, 'Yes...the little Weasley apologizing IS quite interesting..'
Oh dear! Ginny knew she was supposed to apologize (being the good girl that she was). She didn't mean to say what she said next. But it just sort.. of.. came out that way. She was a really nice girl if you really got to know her, really!
"So Draco, heard you got a little something something with Filch. Have fun cleaning my room now! Oh ....and rhythmic gymnastics eh?"
Draco's smirk faded, leaving a scowl on his face as he marched off into Hogwarts. If his face stayed like that longer, It may even be permanent.
This year will be very far from exciting for Draco Malfoy. He knew it.
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-Rowiez
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