Ako Kanmu: long time no see? Well school has been crazy¡K Here is the next chapter.
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Chapter Four
The sorting ceremony was occurring at the Great Hall. Draco, never really liking the ceremony, decided to skip out on it and make something sweet for Melinda. He went to the kitchen and simply kicked out all the house elves.
Draco scratched the back of his head, something Malfoys typically DID NOT do. He didn't know what happened to him over the summer but he seemed to have forgotten Melinda's favorite color. He remembered having a conversation with her. They were having a conversation about how Melinda liked Jell-O cake. She had told him how Jell-O came in various flavors and colors. He simply did not remember he favorite flavor. In front of him were several packages of Jell-O.
"ARGHOOOO" was the frustrated sound coming from Draco as he hit his head against the wall forcibly.
Suddenly, he came up with an idea.
"I'll mix them all together!" Draco yelled out happily and began cutting up the packages and pouring them into one big bowl.
He starred at the back of a Jell-O box and glared at the steps.
"WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HOT WATER FROM!?!?" Draco threw the Jell-O box to the floor and began stomping on it.
"I suppose cold water will do just the same," Draco stated and began pouring freezing cold water into the bowl.
Several minutes later, the bowl of "Jell-O" looked rather sickening. It was sticky and was an unpleasant olive green.
Draco looked at it and wondered why Melinda would like such an ugly treat.
"Melinda must have hit her head and force fed as a child," Draco said as he remembered that she liked JELLO cakes, "I remember seeing the house elves baking cakes in an oven!"
Draco quickly places the large metal bowl into the oven and turned it to 300 degrees Celsius.
A minute later, he opened the oven and starred at the Jell-O.
It looked the same. He shoved it back in and decided to look at the pictures of Melinda sunbathing once again. After an hour of gazing at pictures of Melinda, Draco noticed a slight burning aroma in the air. In a few minutes of thinking, he realized that it was coming from the cake.
"OH MY POOR JELL-O CAKE!" Draco rushed over to the oven and pulled out the cake and placed it onto a counter. Unfortunately, he forgot to wear his oven mitt.
"GAH! MY DELICATE HANDS!" Draco began turned on the tap, thinking that cold water would cool his hands down.
Instead of turning on the cold water tap, he turned on the hot water tap.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" was heard throughout the Hogwarts castle.
Several hours later, after a quick visit to Madame Pomfrey, Draco began wrapping his burnt, sticky, jell-o cake in plastic wrap. It would be easy¡K except his hands were wrapped in bandages.
After many minutes of moaning and struggling, Draco gave up and put the Jell-o cake in a cardboard box.
He approached the owlery and pets his owl, Pookie-Poo.
"Ohh, Pookie-Poo, your feathers are so beautiful today¡K YES THEY ARE! YES THEY ARE?!?! WHO'S A GOOD OWL!!?!?!? WHO'S THE BEST-," Draco yelled out in pain as Pookie-Poo annoyingly decided to peck at Draco's already damaged hands in a violent manner.
"STUPID BIRD," Draco threw the bird out the window. Right before it was about to touch the ground, it began to fly in the direction of Melinda's house.
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Ginny woke up the next morning in her comfortable head girl bed.
She gave her body a nice, long stretch.
"I think I'll wear a thong today," Ginny thought out loud and began searching her underwear drawer for her pink, frilly thong.
"With so many thongs, I don't know how to find any of them,"
Moaning in frustration, Ginny accidentally dropped her favorite pink, frilly thong onto the floor and kicked it under the bed. Not realizing she did this, she continued to search for her thong.
After thirty minutes of moaning and groaning, she finally stopped searching.
"I guess I'll have to settle for my brown, frilly thong," Ginny moaned in disgust at her brown thong as she quickly gathered her clothes so she could take a long soak in her Head Girl bathtub.
She turned on the taps of the bathtub and watched as bubbles began to form beneath the surface of the rushing waters.
She began taking off her clothes quickly and then dunked herself into the bubbles.
Ginny lied there in the hot, soothing water but then realized that the water smelled peculiar. She looked at the bubble bath bottle and realized that it was a skunk scent.
"Crap!" She bellowed out and hastily got out of her bath.
But it was already too late¡K She smelt like a kid who lived in a garbage dump.
Ginny found herself having a mile of space between herself and the people around her. She sniffed her armpits. While shuddering in complete repulsion she yelled at the people who were not around her.
"GET BACK OVER HERE! I DON'T SMELL THAT BAD!" Ginny groaned as people only moved farther away from her.
"Who the hell put skunk bubble bath in my Head Girl washroom!?" In dire frustration, she stabbed the piece of bread in front of her, only to get stinky peanut butter spurted into her eye.
She screamed as the chunky peanut butter disabled her from opening her right eye.
Shrieking again for the hundredth time that day, she stomped over to the hospital wing where she was cursed with thousands of stinging eye drops.
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AkoKanmu : that was the ugliest thing that I had ever written in my entire life o_o