Okay, tell me in a review if the quotation marks have been replaced by weird symbols, maybe its just the preview... if it isn't I'm complaining!

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Reeling from this unexpected encounter, Harry Potter checked his watch and swore. They would be bringing Voldemort to life in exactly one minute! He started running, tripped over a garbage bin, remembered he could apparate now, and disappeared.

He Apparated, wearing his invisibility cloak, directly above the proceedings in the dungeon where his Nemesis was currently kept in a small glass bottle next to his body-to-be. He quickly whispered 'wingardium leviosa' to keep himself up there and unhooked the vial with the potion.

Meanwhile the Death Eaters, minus Wormtail and Malfoy Junior, were dancing around the patchily sewed together corpse on the altar, chanting. Lucius Malfoy stepped up to the altar carrying Voldemort's bottle.

"Now, Master!" He whispered, removing the cork. A smelly green mist crept out of it and hovered above the altar. As it began to sink into the body, Harry, holding his nose, dropped the vial, which shattered. Blue mist swirled round the room, mixing with the green mist and settling on the Death Eaters and the corpse. Harry pulled out his wand, whispered the sacred words: "sing-song-chantalong", and Disapparated.

He appeared at HQ, where everyone was waiting expectantly.

"Got'em!" He said happily.

"Wonderful," Dumbledore exclaimed, "shall we watch the results?"

He waved his wand and a large white board appeared in front of the door. Bagman, sporting many bandages and a pair of crutches, because Manticore bites are resistant to magical treatment, chose this moment to stumble through the door and bang into the board. However, nobody noticed because a flickering image had been projected onto it from Dumbledore's wand:

*flickering image*

In the dungeon, the confused Death Eaters were stumbling around in the mist, coughing, and wondering what was going on. In fact, the Domino Effect was already taking place, and Crabbe, Goyle and the Lestranges were piled up in a heap on the floor. The Lestranges were getting the worst of it, as Crabbe and Goyle were on top of them.

Amidst all this confusion, there was a creaking noise and the body on the slab sat up. It's eyes glowed red. Silence descended upon the dungeon. The body stood up, and swung off the altar.

Voldemort walked forward a few steps, opened his mouth... and began to sing!