Voldemort

Without Me
"Luscious Malfoy, real name no gimmicks" – Lucius Malfoy

[Intro]

Two Death Eater girls go round the outside;

round the outside, round the outside

{*scratches*}

Two Death Eater girls go round the outside;

round the outside, round the outside

{*scratches*}

Guess who's back

Back again

Voldy's back

Tell some men

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back. Danana!

[Verse One: Voldemort]

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Riddle no more

They want Voldy, I'm real evil (huh?)

Well if you want Voldy, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of screams mixed with some death eater

Some torture that'll jump start my heart quicker

than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

by Dumbledore when I'm not co-operating

When I'm killing people while he's operating (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause I'm back, I'm in the drag and Potter hating

I know that you got a job Ms. Granger

but your father's heart problem's complicating

So the Ministry won't let me be

or let me be me, so let me see

They tried to shut me down in my old body

But it feels so empty, without me

So, come on and dip, wand on your lips

F*** that, spell on your lips, and scar on your head

And get ready, cause this fight's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, F*** YOU HARRY!

[Chorus: Voldemort]

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, good old evil

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, good old evil

Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse Two: Voldemort]

Little spells and kids feelin rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still keep house elves

They start feelin like prisoners helpless

'til someone comes along on a mission and yells WITCH!!!

A visionary, vision of scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin Hogwarts is a rebel, so just let me
revel and bask

in the fact that I got everyone doing what I ask {*scream*}

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

for you to see so damn much of my magics and; you asked for me?

Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

{*bzzt*} Fix your bent wand let me tune it in and then I'm gonna

enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kid's fears and nesting

{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Voldemort]

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with

anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit

Albus Dumbledore, you can get your ass kicked

worse than them little Ministry bastards

And Potter? You can get stomped by Malfoy

You twety-six year old baldheaded fag, kill me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go

It's over, nobody listen to you now

Now let's go, just gimme the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new curses

I been dead, suspenseful with unicorn blood

ever since Merlin turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*}

But sometimes the shit just seems

everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting

But it's just me, I'm just plain mean

No I'm not the first king of supreme evil

I am the worst thing since Salazar Slytherin

to do black magic so selfishly

and used it to get myself wealthy

(Hey!!) There's a concept that works

Twenty million other wizard kids emerge

But no matter how many Dark Lords in the sea

It'll be so empty, without me

[Chorus]

{*Voldemort sings this twice:

"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

[Voldemort] Kids!