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random people I know who I have randomly decided to include some of my
fanfics! There won't be too many here. Sorry, ignore them if you don't
understand.
BBC: why does your review have rnrns in it?
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go! ...anyway...
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There was an awkward silence as Voldemort attempted to stare at his own mouth. Stepping off the dais He sang:
`My wa-a-and is over the altar! My wa-a-and is right over there! Will so-o- ome-body bring me my old wand! Oh bring back my old wand to meeeeeee!`
Everyone began to feel that something was amiss.
A random underling brought the Dark Lord his wand. Everyone stared at him nervously.
`Lalalalala! It`s going round the dungeon! Lalalalala! Oh help why am I singing? Lalalalala!`
Voldemort shut up.
He put his new hand to his mouth as if checking it was on properly. Evidently it was. He sighed.
'You fools!` He sang. `You promised me a good body, which works properly! Tu est foutu... huh?`
He managed to stop himself as he started to sing `Bring Me To Life` by Evanescence, and screamed `WELL??!!??!!`
The Death Eaters milled around uncertainly. `Resurrection` played inexplicably in the background although there were no musicians in the room.
Bellatrix Lestrange moved forward nervously and started to sing `Don`t Know Why` by Norah Jones, but she sounded so hideous that she was immediately `silenced` by the surrounding Death Eaters.
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At this point Dumbledore shut off the flickering screen and beamed at the other occupants of the room.
`Well, I think we might all agree that Voldemort is now a much reduced danger?`
Harry coughed and stood up. "Ahem. It's a beautiful day! Don't let it get away ... wha... *cough cough* I mean... I'm feeling funny baby... I mean... Yeeeeek!" He then promptly fainted.
There was another stunned silence. Hermione blinked. "Oh no! He's got some of the charm onto himself! He's singing too!"
::Meanwhile, back in C3...Tash smacked the computer screen in exasperation: "No DUH!!! God you people are dumb!"::
Everyone stared at each other in horror, except for Bagman, who stared at his cast in horror, because ::Nicky:: had written "Look Before You Leap: there's a Manticore out there, numbnuts!" on it. However, if he had heard what was happening through his bandages, he also would have stared at everyone in horror.
BBC: why does your review have rnrns in it?
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go! ...anyway...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was an awkward silence as Voldemort attempted to stare at his own mouth. Stepping off the dais He sang:
`My wa-a-and is over the altar! My wa-a-and is right over there! Will so-o- ome-body bring me my old wand! Oh bring back my old wand to meeeeeee!`
Everyone began to feel that something was amiss.
A random underling brought the Dark Lord his wand. Everyone stared at him nervously.
`Lalalalala! It`s going round the dungeon! Lalalalala! Oh help why am I singing? Lalalalala!`
Voldemort shut up.
He put his new hand to his mouth as if checking it was on properly. Evidently it was. He sighed.
'You fools!` He sang. `You promised me a good body, which works properly! Tu est foutu... huh?`
He managed to stop himself as he started to sing `Bring Me To Life` by Evanescence, and screamed `WELL??!!??!!`
The Death Eaters milled around uncertainly. `Resurrection` played inexplicably in the background although there were no musicians in the room.
Bellatrix Lestrange moved forward nervously and started to sing `Don`t Know Why` by Norah Jones, but she sounded so hideous that she was immediately `silenced` by the surrounding Death Eaters.
****************************************
At this point Dumbledore shut off the flickering screen and beamed at the other occupants of the room.
`Well, I think we might all agree that Voldemort is now a much reduced danger?`
Harry coughed and stood up. "Ahem. It's a beautiful day! Don't let it get away ... wha... *cough cough* I mean... I'm feeling funny baby... I mean... Yeeeeek!" He then promptly fainted.
There was another stunned silence. Hermione blinked. "Oh no! He's got some of the charm onto himself! He's singing too!"
::Meanwhile, back in C3...Tash smacked the computer screen in exasperation: "No DUH!!! God you people are dumb!"::
Everyone stared at each other in horror, except for Bagman, who stared at his cast in horror, because ::Nicky:: had written "Look Before You Leap: there's a Manticore out there, numbnuts!" on it. However, if he had heard what was happening through his bandages, he also would have stared at everyone in horror.