A.N.: Sorry about the short chapter I'll try to make this one longer.
Chapter 2
She led them downstairs to where her dad and mom sat, eating breakfast. When they saw the hobbits:
"Jessica! How many times do I have to tell you, DON'T KIDNAP ELIJAH WOOD." said her father
"No actually, Dad Gandalf wants me to take the hobbits to school to be learned and well if I ever want to be in the OFFICAL lotr fan club and live up to my shire email addresses and if I wanted to be true to myself I must obey Gandalf, because if you think since he does exist he could zap me and if I get zapped that would really suck because my next horse show is like soon and I'm riding Lightning and I hope I win my class and I probably won't if I have zap marks all over me and the Judges will be like euh she's been zapped cross her out and that would really suck. So I'm going to take them to school to be learned and besides Frodo is to hot to be left ant Bethany's, or worse Kathryne's, so I'm going to sign them up at the principles office and I'll be like dude these are exchange students so like let them in and I'll get Pippin to talk in a weird language since he is so stupid and then we'll be home free, and look at the time, I have to go, goodbye." And with that she walked out the door followed by the hobbits. Jessica walked out side where the school bus was just coming up the drive. Pippin screamed
"The ogre! It's come to get us again! And it's got itself a tan!!!!
"No guys it's called a school bus, now come on." She walked up to it and the hobbits followed her cautiously. She walked up the stairs and went to the back where Kathryne, Bethany, and C.J. sat.
"OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH! Is that Elijah Wood?" screamed Bethany.
"Actually, no they're the hobbits. Gandalf sent them to me to go to school and be learned so I thought if I ever want to be in the OFFICAL lotr fan club and live up to my shire email addresses and if I wanted to be true to myself I must obey Gandalf because if you think since he does exist he could zap me and if I get zapped that would really suck because my next horse show is like soon and I'm riding Lightning, and I hope I win my class, and I probably won't if I have zap marks all over me and the judges will be like euh shes been zapped cross her out. And that would really suck. So I'm going to take them to school to be learned and besides Frodo is to hot to be left at any of your houses so I'm going to sign them up at the Principles office and I'll be like dude these are exchange students so like let them in. And I'll get Pippin to talk in a weird Language since he is so stupid and then we'll be home free."
"..Cool... Uh...Yah." said C.J.
"Alright uhm anyways, why are they cross dressing?" asked Kathryne.
"Oh they had to wear my clothes." She looked at Sam who was trying to get the rhinestones off his sweatshirt. They talked to the hobbits for a little while until they got to school. Jessica's first block didn't start till 8:10 so she had 20 minutes till she had to be in class so she brought the hobbits into the registration office. After Pippin said his stuff the guidance counselor gave each of them registration forms and gave them a desk to write on. When the hobbits were almost done, Jessica figured she could se could leave them to turn it in and go to their first class but luckily she looked over Frodo's shoulder. It read:
Name: Frodo Baggins Home town: The Shire in Uncle Bilbo's old house Previous education: Gollum taught me how to be one good person, Gandalf gave me tips on how to kill orcs, but the ring also taught me how to be two faced. Age: 60
Jessica quickly grabbed the form from him and changed pretty much everything. She filed for a student loan for all of them, turned in the papers, and left the hobbits to be escorted to their classes. She ran as fast she could to her math class outside the door Bethany was waiting.
"Hey, did you get them signed up?" she asked
"Yeah how late am I?"
"Only about 2 minutes, so come on." They walked into the classroom. The day went by very fast. After math was science, which Frodo and Merry were in. They had trouble adapting to the whole idea of a round world. "But wouldn't we be falling off of it when we were upside down?" asked Merry countless times. After Science was gym. Pippin was in it also. Jessica had a little time to talk to him, so when she got to talk to him he practically yelled:
"I LOVE THE HUMAN WORLD." He said so loudly that everyone started to look at him strangely. As the day went on, Jessica would see one of the hobbits walking down hall. They seemed to be having fun. When the final block got out, Jessica, Bethany, and Kathryne all went looking for them to tell them were to go. Once they found them all they got on the bus and sat down. C.J. and Pippin had a lot to talk about. They talked about why the moon was made of cheese, why paper cost money, why bread stores were called bread thrift stores, ect, ect. Once they got to Jessica's house, Bethany, Kathryne, Jessica, C.J, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, and Sam got off. (They were all going over to Jessica's and C.J was going to see Marc.) Once they got inside, Sarah (Jessica's sister), was sitting on the sofa reading. She looked up, studied them for a moment and looked back down.
"I'm not even going to ask Jessica."
"Hey Sarah, tomorrow we are still going to Kings Dominion, right?"
"Yeah I think so. Now go away and. do your homework or something." They all walked upstairs and into Jessica's room. They all started on their homework and well, practically doing the hobbits homework also. After an hour and a half, Mrs. Thomas came home from a teacher's conference. (She taught math at the school.) They all went down to meet her and ask her about the next day's trip to Kings Dominion. When she came in the door, she took one look at the ensemble of people and hobbits and said,
"Jessica what. the. wh.?"
"Oh mom I told you Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin have to stay here, remember?"
"Jessica I've heard enough crap, tell me the truth!" she asked. Just when Pippin who had been listening to N'sync on headphones and was to caught up in the music to come down, practically flew down the stairs. "Hi," he said to Mrs. Thomas, "You must be Jessica's mother. Well excuse me I have to go make very very late elevenses." He said and walked off into the kitchen. Mrs. Thomas said,
"Surprisingly I believe you, uh so um, why are they wearing your clothes?" Jessica told her all about Marc and finally Mrs. Thomas said,
"Well if you all do some chores, later when we go into town I'll give you spending money and my friend can get us tickets for Kings Dominion free, since her son works there. Ok well heres the list."
#1: get the horse manure into pile (pay $ 2.50 ea) #2: fertilize, and plant grass seed in the big pasture. (Pay $10.50 ea) #3: clean out bird cages. (Pay $3.00 ea) #4: clean out kitchen (pay $5.00 ea) See me for more chores
A.N. This should be a little longer I hope you like it and try not to flame me if you hate it though go ahead and speak your mind.
Chapter 2
She led them downstairs to where her dad and mom sat, eating breakfast. When they saw the hobbits:
"Jessica! How many times do I have to tell you, DON'T KIDNAP ELIJAH WOOD." said her father
"No actually, Dad Gandalf wants me to take the hobbits to school to be learned and well if I ever want to be in the OFFICAL lotr fan club and live up to my shire email addresses and if I wanted to be true to myself I must obey Gandalf, because if you think since he does exist he could zap me and if I get zapped that would really suck because my next horse show is like soon and I'm riding Lightning and I hope I win my class and I probably won't if I have zap marks all over me and the Judges will be like euh she's been zapped cross her out and that would really suck. So I'm going to take them to school to be learned and besides Frodo is to hot to be left ant Bethany's, or worse Kathryne's, so I'm going to sign them up at the principles office and I'll be like dude these are exchange students so like let them in and I'll get Pippin to talk in a weird language since he is so stupid and then we'll be home free, and look at the time, I have to go, goodbye." And with that she walked out the door followed by the hobbits. Jessica walked out side where the school bus was just coming up the drive. Pippin screamed
"The ogre! It's come to get us again! And it's got itself a tan!!!!
"No guys it's called a school bus, now come on." She walked up to it and the hobbits followed her cautiously. She walked up the stairs and went to the back where Kathryne, Bethany, and C.J. sat.
"OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH! Is that Elijah Wood?" screamed Bethany.
"Actually, no they're the hobbits. Gandalf sent them to me to go to school and be learned so I thought if I ever want to be in the OFFICAL lotr fan club and live up to my shire email addresses and if I wanted to be true to myself I must obey Gandalf because if you think since he does exist he could zap me and if I get zapped that would really suck because my next horse show is like soon and I'm riding Lightning, and I hope I win my class, and I probably won't if I have zap marks all over me and the judges will be like euh shes been zapped cross her out. And that would really suck. So I'm going to take them to school to be learned and besides Frodo is to hot to be left at any of your houses so I'm going to sign them up at the Principles office and I'll be like dude these are exchange students so like let them in. And I'll get Pippin to talk in a weird Language since he is so stupid and then we'll be home free."
"..Cool... Uh...Yah." said C.J.
"Alright uhm anyways, why are they cross dressing?" asked Kathryne.
"Oh they had to wear my clothes." She looked at Sam who was trying to get the rhinestones off his sweatshirt. They talked to the hobbits for a little while until they got to school. Jessica's first block didn't start till 8:10 so she had 20 minutes till she had to be in class so she brought the hobbits into the registration office. After Pippin said his stuff the guidance counselor gave each of them registration forms and gave them a desk to write on. When the hobbits were almost done, Jessica figured she could se could leave them to turn it in and go to their first class but luckily she looked over Frodo's shoulder. It read:
Name: Frodo Baggins Home town: The Shire in Uncle Bilbo's old house Previous education: Gollum taught me how to be one good person, Gandalf gave me tips on how to kill orcs, but the ring also taught me how to be two faced. Age: 60
Jessica quickly grabbed the form from him and changed pretty much everything. She filed for a student loan for all of them, turned in the papers, and left the hobbits to be escorted to their classes. She ran as fast she could to her math class outside the door Bethany was waiting.
"Hey, did you get them signed up?" she asked
"Yeah how late am I?"
"Only about 2 minutes, so come on." They walked into the classroom. The day went by very fast. After math was science, which Frodo and Merry were in. They had trouble adapting to the whole idea of a round world. "But wouldn't we be falling off of it when we were upside down?" asked Merry countless times. After Science was gym. Pippin was in it also. Jessica had a little time to talk to him, so when she got to talk to him he practically yelled:
"I LOVE THE HUMAN WORLD." He said so loudly that everyone started to look at him strangely. As the day went on, Jessica would see one of the hobbits walking down hall. They seemed to be having fun. When the final block got out, Jessica, Bethany, and Kathryne all went looking for them to tell them were to go. Once they found them all they got on the bus and sat down. C.J. and Pippin had a lot to talk about. They talked about why the moon was made of cheese, why paper cost money, why bread stores were called bread thrift stores, ect, ect. Once they got to Jessica's house, Bethany, Kathryne, Jessica, C.J, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, and Sam got off. (They were all going over to Jessica's and C.J was going to see Marc.) Once they got inside, Sarah (Jessica's sister), was sitting on the sofa reading. She looked up, studied them for a moment and looked back down.
"I'm not even going to ask Jessica."
"Hey Sarah, tomorrow we are still going to Kings Dominion, right?"
"Yeah I think so. Now go away and. do your homework or something." They all walked upstairs and into Jessica's room. They all started on their homework and well, practically doing the hobbits homework also. After an hour and a half, Mrs. Thomas came home from a teacher's conference. (She taught math at the school.) They all went down to meet her and ask her about the next day's trip to Kings Dominion. When she came in the door, she took one look at the ensemble of people and hobbits and said,
"Jessica what. the. wh.?"
"Oh mom I told you Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin have to stay here, remember?"
"Jessica I've heard enough crap, tell me the truth!" she asked. Just when Pippin who had been listening to N'sync on headphones and was to caught up in the music to come down, practically flew down the stairs. "Hi," he said to Mrs. Thomas, "You must be Jessica's mother. Well excuse me I have to go make very very late elevenses." He said and walked off into the kitchen. Mrs. Thomas said,
"Surprisingly I believe you, uh so um, why are they wearing your clothes?" Jessica told her all about Marc and finally Mrs. Thomas said,
"Well if you all do some chores, later when we go into town I'll give you spending money and my friend can get us tickets for Kings Dominion free, since her son works there. Ok well heres the list."
#1: get the horse manure into pile (pay $ 2.50 ea) #2: fertilize, and plant grass seed in the big pasture. (Pay $10.50 ea) #3: clean out bird cages. (Pay $3.00 ea) #4: clean out kitchen (pay $5.00 ea) See me for more chores
A.N. This should be a little longer I hope you like it and try not to flame me if you hate it though go ahead and speak your mind.