Weasly's Wizard Wheezes Ch. 1 The morning begins

Fred and George Weasly had just woken up from the upstairs bedrooms in their joke shop called Weasley's Wizard Wheezes located at ninety-two in Diagon Alley(which their mother still didn't approve of). It had been three years now since their very spectacular departure at Hogwarts(and they didn't miss a thing they were proud to report). There shop was a booming success(their leading competitor being Zonko's Joke Shop).

"Mornin," said Fred to George.

"Mornin," George replied though still halfway asleep his pillow over his head.

"I'm gonna go down and open up shop," said Fred, "but I suspect Lee is already here from the sounds of it," he was listening very carefully. "I'll meet you down there, I suspect today to be a good day because I have taking it upon myself to put an ad in the Daily Prophet and the Quibbler, and I think Harry said that he and Cho were going to come over for lunch."

At this George bolted straight up for he had not seen Harry in years. He was apparently fairly happy about this or he would not have fallen out of his bed.

"You mean Harry Potter?" asked George hastily trying to get up with little success do to their new invention slippery slippers, Harry was one of their best friends at Hogwarts.

"Do you know any other people named Harry that are married to a person named Cho, honestly George think sometimes," replied Fred sarcastically.

"Oy, Fred n' George what was that loud bang that I just heard," asked Lee's voice from downstairs(he was apparently talking about George falling out of his bed),"are you guys getting started on those exploding lightbulbs without me?"

"I think we'd better go," said George.

"Ya," said Fred.

They headed off to the stairs, George slipping occasionally.

"George take those off before you slip down the stairs," said Fred.

"Alright already, your getting to sound like mother more and more everyday, honestly," said George as he kicked them off down the stairs and landing at the bottom of the stairs just off to the side.