They each stuck their wands into their respective white tubes and intoned
"manee diot eye" over and over again. You try it! As the blackness closed
in on them Ron muttered a quick spell to keep them together in the Land Of
The Stoned Philosophers.
When they opened their eyes they were in a small purple outdoor toilet.
"Ummm... Ron?" Harry asked cautiously as Hermione whimpered. "Where the hell are we?"
"I think this is the landing space. Their version of 'outside' is pretty erratic, so when I asked to keep us together, it put us inside."
"Great." Whispered Hermione. "Now what?"
"Well, when we go outside it could get weird... heck, it WILL get weird! That's why it's so fun!"
They eased open the door and stepped onto what appeared to be a blue plain surrounded by purple hills under a green sky, with purple toilet cubicles at random intervals.
"Well... it seems okay so far..." Hermione said nervously.
They took a step forward. It got weird.
The whirling multicoloured octopuses, they could handle. The burning kittens happily playing catch on the flying saucer, they could handle. It was the gigantic spider in the postman's uniform that made all of them, including Ron, scream and run for the toilet.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"I'm getting dйjа vu!" Ron cried, clutching his head in confusion.
"Ron!" Harry yelled, slamming the door and leaning on it. "There's an infinite number of monkeys outside that want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out!"
When they opened their eyes they were in a small purple outdoor toilet.
"Ummm... Ron?" Harry asked cautiously as Hermione whimpered. "Where the hell are we?"
"I think this is the landing space. Their version of 'outside' is pretty erratic, so when I asked to keep us together, it put us inside."
"Great." Whispered Hermione. "Now what?"
"Well, when we go outside it could get weird... heck, it WILL get weird! That's why it's so fun!"
They eased open the door and stepped onto what appeared to be a blue plain surrounded by purple hills under a green sky, with purple toilet cubicles at random intervals.
"Well... it seems okay so far..." Hermione said nervously.
They took a step forward. It got weird.
The whirling multicoloured octopuses, they could handle. The burning kittens happily playing catch on the flying saucer, they could handle. It was the gigantic spider in the postman's uniform that made all of them, including Ron, scream and run for the toilet.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"You can say that again!" Ron exclaimed.
"Oh my god, that was weird!" Hermione gasped.
"I'm getting dйjа vu!" Ron cried, clutching his head in confusion.
"Ron!" Harry yelled, slamming the door and leaning on it. "There's an infinite number of monkeys outside that want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out!"