Okay, tell me in a review if the quotation marks have been replaced by
weird symbols, maybe its just the preview... if it isn't I'm complaining!
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Miami at sunset... *FLIP* Random dining room... *FLIP* Dark forest... *FLIP* Australian outback... *FLIP* Graveyard... *FLIP*
*FLIP*
As the background settled, Hermione stopped screaming, Ron threw up again, and Harry fell over. They now appeared to be at an uninhabited tea party. Seeing the wide range of cakes on the infinitely long table, Ron quickly forgot his earlier queasiness and started running towards it, when the prostrate Harry grabbed his ankle, causing him to fall over.
"Shhh!" Hermione whispered. "Listen!"
The three friends slowly crept forward to the lilting strains of "Clean cup, clean cup!"
Glancing at each other, they walked along the length of the table until they caught up with a talking hare and a lunatic in a hat, who were moving rapidly from chair to chair, accompanied by a small mouse which was actually doing most of the eating and a bewildered little girl in a stupid dress.
Ron cautiously tapped the hare on the shoulder. "Um... what's this?"
"Why, it's my un-birthday party!"
Harry and Hermione exchanged glances. "Oh, no!"
"What's a un-birthday?"
"Well, one day of the year it's your birthday, the rest, it's your un- birthday!"
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of!"
The hare went off in a huff and the Hatter said: "Now look what you've done! And it's his un-birthday, too, you cad!"
The mouse suddenly sat up, whiskers aquiver. "Cat? Cat? Where? Where?" It then ran up Hermione's dress. Hermione shrieked and jumped three feet into the air, landing in a huge bowl of custard.
"No! I'll save you, Hermione!" Harry and Ron shouted in unison, as they dived into the bowl after her...
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Miami at sunset... *FLIP* Random dining room... *FLIP* Dark forest... *FLIP* Australian outback... *FLIP* Graveyard... *FLIP*
*FLIP*
As the background settled, Hermione stopped screaming, Ron threw up again, and Harry fell over. They now appeared to be at an uninhabited tea party. Seeing the wide range of cakes on the infinitely long table, Ron quickly forgot his earlier queasiness and started running towards it, when the prostrate Harry grabbed his ankle, causing him to fall over.
"Shhh!" Hermione whispered. "Listen!"
The three friends slowly crept forward to the lilting strains of "Clean cup, clean cup!"
Glancing at each other, they walked along the length of the table until they caught up with a talking hare and a lunatic in a hat, who were moving rapidly from chair to chair, accompanied by a small mouse which was actually doing most of the eating and a bewildered little girl in a stupid dress.
Ron cautiously tapped the hare on the shoulder. "Um... what's this?"
"Why, it's my un-birthday party!"
Harry and Hermione exchanged glances. "Oh, no!"
"What's a un-birthday?"
"Well, one day of the year it's your birthday, the rest, it's your un- birthday!"
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of!"
The hare went off in a huff and the Hatter said: "Now look what you've done! And it's his un-birthday, too, you cad!"
The mouse suddenly sat up, whiskers aquiver. "Cat? Cat? Where? Where?" It then ran up Hermione's dress. Hermione shrieked and jumped three feet into the air, landing in a huge bowl of custard.
"No! I'll save you, Hermione!" Harry and Ron shouted in unison, as they dived into the bowl after her...