City Slicker: What's wrong with the screen thing? They're for my friends!
You can ignore it if you want.
BBC6: Will it get randomer? Let's find out!
i-luv-being-me: Sorry bout that I didn't realize I hadn't updated this one!
My nets actually bin off for about a week (damn servers) so sorry everybody!
Okies everybody, and here is yet another late late update ::hey that rhymes:: from The Fanfiction Author's Fanfiction Author, please review and tell me of anything new and random you would like me to add to this fic - I am forever at your service ::bows all round:: This is the Random Fic so don't expect it to end any time soon, or indeed at all! :-^b :-^) :-J :-D
:: now signify A/N. I am including ::random people I know:: in my fanfiction. Watch out for them, you'll be asked questions later! ...or not...
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The three friends (and a Camel) stared at the car. It grinned at them. ::Yes, cars CAN grin:: They all gasped. The Ford Fiesta Waved at them, still grinning. ::Yes, they can do that too:: They screamed and jumped back, at which point it started singing the Mulberry Song. ::What? What?!!:: Then, it exploded with a loud boom and sent everyone flying, custard and all. ::::Okay, now I admit I'm getting far-fetched. Exploding cars? Pshaw!::::
Hermione, having landed in a tree, looked around for the others, but they were nowhere in sight. It seemed the only living thing in the whole forest which she was suddenly in the middle of was a diminutive ::what? I like that word!:: shivering wet squirrel, which was attempting to cuddle up to her hair for warmth. The good thing about this particular situation was that it put out the rest of the small flames in her hair. At this point the realization dawned on her that Ron, in his instructions out in the "real" world, had neglected to mention one very important thing about the Land of the Stoned Philosophers, namely how to get out...
Harry groaned, and pulled a hubcap out of his unruly hair. He was lying in a heap next to a small pink swimming pool, in which a group of happy flamingoes was taking tea. However, before he had time to wonder what was wrong with this picture, he was whisked away into the kitchen and press- ganged by the cocktail-makers. As he tried to explain that there must have been some sort of mistake, he was dunked in a sherry and told to get on with things, as ::Carol:: the cook had come down with SARS complicated by whooping cough and malaria and had to go home sick.
Ron was shaken awake by the worried-looking Camel on some sort of flat surface. The worry was explained when he sat up and discovered that the flat surface was invisible and they appeared to be suspended 30,000 kms above Kings Cross. When Ron stopped screaming, the Camel put a hand ::um... yeah, hand...:: on his shoulder and said in a worried voice:
"Ron, do you think we are likely to plunge screaming to the ground below and seriously injure an innocent bystander, despite the fact that this is Kings Cross?"
"Bugger the bystanders," Ron muttered, "I'm more worried about seriously injuring OURSELVES!"
At this point the Camel plunged screaming to the ground below and seriously injured an innocent bystander, not to mention himself.
BBC6: Will it get randomer? Let's find out!
i-luv-being-me: Sorry bout that I didn't realize I hadn't updated this one!
My nets actually bin off for about a week (damn servers) so sorry everybody!
Okies everybody, and here is yet another late late update ::hey that rhymes:: from The Fanfiction Author's Fanfiction Author, please review and tell me of anything new and random you would like me to add to this fic - I am forever at your service ::bows all round:: This is the Random Fic so don't expect it to end any time soon, or indeed at all! :-^b :-^) :-J :-D
:: now signify A/N. I am including ::random people I know:: in my fanfiction. Watch out for them, you'll be asked questions later! ...or not...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The three friends (and a Camel) stared at the car. It grinned at them. ::Yes, cars CAN grin:: They all gasped. The Ford Fiesta Waved at them, still grinning. ::Yes, they can do that too:: They screamed and jumped back, at which point it started singing the Mulberry Song. ::What? What?!!:: Then, it exploded with a loud boom and sent everyone flying, custard and all. ::::Okay, now I admit I'm getting far-fetched. Exploding cars? Pshaw!::::
Hermione, having landed in a tree, looked around for the others, but they were nowhere in sight. It seemed the only living thing in the whole forest which she was suddenly in the middle of was a diminutive ::what? I like that word!:: shivering wet squirrel, which was attempting to cuddle up to her hair for warmth. The good thing about this particular situation was that it put out the rest of the small flames in her hair. At this point the realization dawned on her that Ron, in his instructions out in the "real" world, had neglected to mention one very important thing about the Land of the Stoned Philosophers, namely how to get out...
Harry groaned, and pulled a hubcap out of his unruly hair. He was lying in a heap next to a small pink swimming pool, in which a group of happy flamingoes was taking tea. However, before he had time to wonder what was wrong with this picture, he was whisked away into the kitchen and press- ganged by the cocktail-makers. As he tried to explain that there must have been some sort of mistake, he was dunked in a sherry and told to get on with things, as ::Carol:: the cook had come down with SARS complicated by whooping cough and malaria and had to go home sick.
Ron was shaken awake by the worried-looking Camel on some sort of flat surface. The worry was explained when he sat up and discovered that the flat surface was invisible and they appeared to be suspended 30,000 kms above Kings Cross. When Ron stopped screaming, the Camel put a hand ::um... yeah, hand...:: on his shoulder and said in a worried voice:
"Ron, do you think we are likely to plunge screaming to the ground below and seriously injure an innocent bystander, despite the fact that this is Kings Cross?"
"Bugger the bystanders," Ron muttered, "I'm more worried about seriously injuring OURSELVES!"
At this point the Camel plunged screaming to the ground below and seriously injured an innocent bystander, not to mention himself.