Leaks
( Kagura and InuYasha are sitting in the lounge listening to The Eminem Show CD. Kagura is lip-singing.)
Music: … Put anthrax on a tampax and slap you till you can't stand…
(InuYasha's ears perk up. He gets up and walks out of the room and into the hall where he runs into Rin.
InuYasha: Hey Rin, what's an…anthrax?
Rin: Oh, its this really cool thing that comes in powder form.
(Shippou appears)
Shippou: Like crack dust.
Rin: Exactly. you send it to people you hate and they die a slow and painful death. It's God's gift to me and terrorists!
(Rin skips away leaving a very disturbed InuYasha. Miroku walks by and InuYasha remembers something and grabs his arm.
InuYasha: Hey Hoshi, what's a tampax?
(Miroku smiles intelligently)
Miroku: It's a thing that keeps girls from leaking.
InuYasha: ? Leaking?
(Kagome walks by)
InuYasha: Hey Bitch, what's it mean when a girl uses a tampax to keep from leaking?
(Kagome is embarrassed and furious.)
Kagome: SIT! SIT YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
(Miroku laughs uneasily and turns to run away when the fist of an off-screen Sango punches him in the face.)
To be continued….
(Kagura in the lounge singing.)