Feeding Tube
(Everyone is eating at the lunch table. Sesshoumaru is in a body cast trying to lick up his food. Kikyou inters to join them.
Naraku: Kikyou dear, would you like something to eat? 3 3
Kikiyou: No thanks, I don't eat that stuff.
(She pulls out a barrel with a tube attached to it out from under the table with a smile. Everyone sweat drops. She lifts up her shirt a bit to reveal a cap in her side)
InuYasha: Um.. what the hell is that?
Kikyou: *all perky* Oh well unfortunately for the dead, like me, digestion of any solid food is out of the question, so I get my nutrition from this little tube.
( She holds up her tube. InuYasha is disgusted. Kagome, Kagura, Kouga, and Naraku spit up their food. Sango chokes back hers. InuYasha puts a mouth full of Ramen into his mouth. Kikyou unscrews the lid and inserts the tube the tube. Thick white mush slowly flows inot her stomach. InuYasha, Sango, Miroku, Kohaku, and Kirara spit up their food. InuYasha gags uncontrollably. Rin looks on with interest.)
Rin: WOW!!! That's awesome!!!
InuYasha: Now what the hell is that shit!?
Kikyou: Cream of soybean.
(Everyone pushes away form the table, sickened. Rin pokes at Kikyou;s feeding device, Sesshoumaru stares seriously (Ya know the way he does) at Kikyou. Kikyou detaches her tube and holds it out to Sesshoumaru still dripping.)
Kikyou: Want some?
(Sesshoumaru's eyes roll back and he falls over on his side, stiff like a dead person….. and dies. Everyone just stares.)
Rin: Sweet! I want one a those!!
To be continued…
(Kanna works in the dark somewhere with a stoned Shippou passed out beside her.)