Interview

Suna Cocoa: Okay, this is how this is gonna work. We are gonna get the intimate details on the hot lead star of InuYasha, InuYasha, through his close and personal friends.

Amiko Enrique: Mmm… intimate details. Yummy

(Suna slaps him)

(Miroku, Kagome, Sango, and Shippou sit in their actor chairs. We approach.

Suna: So, Kagome, What is it that you can tell us about InuYasha?

Kagome: He's a worthless piece of shit I tell you! He has no regard for anyone else but himself, and he's a complete dumbass.

Shippou: He's dumber than a brick.

Miroku: He asks the stupidest questions.

Shippou: *cutting powder* Come on, who doesn't know what anthrax and tampax are? *snortd up powder.

Amiko: *giggles* tampax

(Suna smacks him again)

Amiko: Don't get pissy with me cause your "lover boy's" a moron!!

Suna: Bye Amiko.

(Rin lights TNT on Amiko's ankle)

-BOOM-

(If you care about him, he blew all the way to the director Miska's house and through her roof where she was watching anime. He's all crispy now.)

Miska: How's it feel now?! Not so funny when YOU'RE getting blown up, IS IT?!?!

Amiko: *cough* What're you talking about? You were the one who thought it was hysterical when you got fried.

Miska: Get your ass up there and fix my roof!

(Back to the interview. Don't hate the Fang Boy Fan Girl.)

Suna: Anyways….

Sango: I actually have a different opinion of InuYasha.

Suna: *hopeful* You don't think he's a moron?

Sango: No, he is. But I think that he is trying to get in touch with his emotional side.

Kagome: You mean the side when he's an asshole?

Sango: No, I mean, who he REALLY is. When he's not acting the way bad-asses are expected to act. Society expectations suck!!

Shippou: So you mean he's really a wuss?

Sango: It's because of people like you that he can't express his sensitivity.

(Shippou pulls out an electric shaver and shaves.)

Amiko: I bet YOU want to get in touch with his sensitive side.

Suna: Think Buddha, Think Buddha! Hey, how did you get back here so fast?

Amiko: It's the magic of anime.

(Miska runs him down.)

Miska:I SAID FIX MY ROOF!!

Amiko: Help me.

Suna: sorry, I have to do some digging around. Okay people, another magical mystery of anime is our ability to see within another's mind. So let's go see the REAL InuYasha.

(In the Lounge)

(InuYasha is stretched out on a sofa reading a PlayBoy magazine. He starts crying. Sango, Miroku, and Kagome are playing cards. They look over at him.)

Kagome: What's your problem?!

InuYasha: *sniffles* They're so beautiful.

Sango: People like you make me sick!!!

InuYasha: It's so …BEAUTIFUL!!!

(Miroku goes over to him.

Miroku: Let me see

(Miroku grabs the magazine from InuYasha and his real reading material, a novel, (HEAVEN FORBID) falls to the floor.

Miroku: What the hell is that?!

(InuYasha scrambles to the floor but it's futile. Kagome picks up the book.)

Kagome: Wow, I didn't know you were smart enough to read.

Sango: *reads title* Little Women. Oh InuYasha * Big hug* I'm so proud of you. You're better than all the other guys out there; Inside… You 're a woman!!!

InuYasha: No. NO!!

Kagome: You're such a Pussy.

Miroku: Wait till the guy's hear about this!

Sango: Oh InuYasha, I'll help bring out the woman in you. We'll have so much fun! We'll get make over and talk about boys and ….

INUYASHA INUYASHA INUYASHA

(InuYasha screams and flies up in his bed.)

InuYasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He pants and throws his blankets off the bed.)

InuYasha: I gotta work out.

To be continued….

Suna: Behold the power.