Coffee Talk
(Rin and InuYasha arguing)
Rin: YES IT CAN!!
InuYasha: NO IT CAN'T!!
Rin: Wanna bet!?
InuYasha: FINE! There's no way in hell that Kikyou's feeding apparatus can be used as an acid hose gun! Acid would burn through it.
Rin: Alright, you're on!!
(InuYasha and Rin steal Kikyou's feeding tubes, Rin borrows some radioactive acid form Kanna, and the two better go out on the street.
Rin: You watch! I'll use this miraculous weapon to burn the people of Tokyo to NOTHING!!! Their lives will melt away with their flesh! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: You are one sick little girl.
Rin: Shut up! Some people are coming!
(An unsuspecting crowd approaches. Unfortunately, a newly recovered Sesshoumaru is among the crowd. Rin lets the acid spray.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHH we're melting! MELTING!!!
Sesshoumaru: I hate my Fucking life.
Rin: I told you so.
InuYasha: Who cares, It doesn't mean anything.
Rin: Yes it does! You owe me a favor now!
InuYasha: The hell I do!!!
Rin: The hell you will!! * Aims acid gun at him*
InuYasha: Aight, Aight!!!
*Back at the studio, the ladies sit at one coffee table and the 'gentlemen" ( I use that term loosely) sit at another table. All of them are drinking coffee. Hojou's not here because we hate him. Actually, he's working his gay job. Sesshoumaru is in the hospital and Rin and InuYasha aren't here yet. InuYasha arrives, he doesn't look happy. He looks like gay bait.
InuYasha:-___- ( His shirt says-" PROUD TO BE KOUGA'S SEX SLAVE!"
(Kouga looks all glittery, Naraku's all teary-eyed.)
Naraku: It is all so beautiful *sniff*
Kagura: *about Naraku* He's a disgrace. If anyone's gonna trun gay it's him.
Kikyou: Well, if you're part of him does that make you gay too?
Sango: NO MORE! NO MORE GAY TALK!!
Kagome: Well it's hard to avoid with this cast. Not to mention InuYasha's love confession.
(Shippou shots up some Heroin in the corner.)
Shippou: I think it's sweet.
Kouga:InuYasha! I never knew you felt this way. * Glomp*
InuYasha: Get the Fuck off me!!!
Rin: *laughs evilly* Awight Kouga, pay up.
(Kouga pulls out a bazooka from no where for Rin.)
Kouga: Thanks little heterosexual white girl.
Rin: White? *Ignores* A bazooka WAI!!! I wish you were my uncle instead of him!!
(Points gun at InuYasha who cringes)
Rin: Also Kouga, InuYasha, now that you're a..a..
Miroku: An item?
Rin: Yeah! That's it! That makes you both Rin's guardians now that Sesshoumaru-sama is hospitalized…again. *laughs adorable*
(Miroku leans over to Kohaku)
Miroku: A word of advice. The female of the species is always more vicious.
(Rin pulls bazooka on him)
Rin: DAMN RIGHT AND YOU BEST NOT FORGET IT!!!
Sango: Right on sista!
(Kouga clings to InuYasha who beats the hell out of him)
InuYasha: What Fucken possessed you to give her a bazooka!?
Kouga: Love my darling, LOVE!!
To be continued….