Oh So Sad
(Kagome sullenly comes to work. InuYasha and everyone except Sesshoumaru, who's still in critical condition, are lounging as usual.)
InuYasha: What are you gonna bitch about now?
Kagome: InuYasha…I'm sorry.
(Her seriousness begins to worry him a bit)
InuYasha: What do ya mean?
Kagome: It's Buyo…. his heart stopped yesterday.
(InuYasha jumps up)
InuYasha: WHAT!!? WHEN??! Is he okay!?
(Kagome looks up with tears in her eyes)
Kagome: He was just too fat. His heart, lungs, and everything else just couldn't take it. It was a feline stroke.
InuYasha: A what?
Shippou: A HEART ATTACK FOOL!!
(Note: Shippou's high again.)
InuYasha: No, don't tell me…he…he….
Kagome He's DEAD!!! His little… his everything just CRAPPED OUT!!!!!
(InuYasha collapses to his knees and screams into the sky.)
InuYasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Deep breath* OOOOOOOO NOT MY BUYO!!!! MY PRECIOUS BUYO!!!!!!
(Scene changes to funeral. The grave is next to Kaede's grave. We killed her along time ago.*
InuYasha: *Puts flowers on grave and wipes away a tear.* Farewell, you were the phatest cat ever. I'll always remember the way you danced. Everyone said I was torturing you, but they didn't know the relationship we had.
Shippou: What the fuck are you talk'n about?! *Takes a drag*
(Everyone is trying hard not to laugh at InuYasha.)
InuYasha: I knew this day would come but…. you were so YOUNG!!!
Kagome: Christ it's just a cat!
InuYasha: He was family to me.
Sango: Family? What ever did happen to Sesshoumaru?
(InuYasha on his knees, crying to the sky again.)
InuYasha: You took my brother too!!??
Shippou: Naw dude. That was Rin remember? Hell it was half your fault anyway.
InuYasha: OH GOD NO!!!
(In the hospital: Sesshoumaru is hooked up to every life support system available.)
Sesshoumaru: Why can't I just die?
To be continued….