Web Chat
( InuYasha is in a chat room under the name Hanyou_Hotty talking to Kyou from Fruits Basket whose name is Zodiac_cat.)
Dear Zodiac_cat,
My life sucks man. Just because I'm part human and part demon, everyone wants to kill me!! My ex wants to drag me to hell with her and her reincarnation is a REAL bitch! Every time she yells, "SIT" I get a face full of dirt! Plus, my dad's fang broke, He's gonna kick my ass! Er…. he would but he's dead. Still, my brother won't leave me the hell alone. I also go insane when I lose my sword and will probably wind up killing my friends, I use that term loosely, without even knowing it.
Truly yours,
Hanyou_Hotty
Dear Hanyou_Hotty,
You may be a little behind, but this is a chat room! Also, I've got a load of shit to deal with too! I want this girl…. I think, but every time I get close to her I turn into an orange hairball. I hate my family! My cousins are either fags or incestuous. Especially Yuki, he always wants to fight and steal my girl. DAMN RAT!!! Recently my sealing bracelet I mentioned before was taken by the only person I trusted. My girl saw me turn into my true form and puked. I got no chance.
No more "truly yours" man,
It's gay.
Zodiac_Cat
Hanyou_Hotty: That sounds shity. I'm NOT GAY!!! Okay, the people I'm working with right now are fucking crazy!!! I got a 6 year-old trying to kill me and a 15 year-old, and …actually I think everyone is out to kill me. I also think I got a gay guy on my tail. He keeps sending me mail. To top it all off, the girls are getting Leaks!!
Zodiac_Cat: Man, your like really does suck ass…. what are ya gonna do? I hate leeks. Thy're nasty.
Hanyou_Hotty: I have no clue.
Zodiac_Cat: No one understands me.
FangBoy017: (It's Tasuki, making yet another appearance) YOU ARE BOTH LOSERS!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE WANTS YOU TO DIE!!!
Hanyou_Hotty: ;-;
Zodiac_Cat: ;-;
Hanyou_Hotty: I hate my life. No one understands.
Zodiac_Cat: Same here Buddy.
To be continued…
Sesshoumaru: WHAT ABOUT ME!!?? NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME!!!!
(Somewhere with Kouga and Naraku)
Kouga: I feel like I'm forgetting something
Naraku: Weren't you suppose to be looking after Rin?
Kouga: (Awkward silence) HOLY SHIT!!!