Rin and Kohaku visit Sesshoumaru
(Sesshoumaru lies serenely in his hospital bed. The light shines through the window and a gentle breeze lifts the curtains. Everything is calm….)
Rin: SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sess's calm, sleeping face cringes in horror as Rin swings open the door with the biggest smile the world has ever seen on her face. She runs towards his bed and leaps onto his stomach. Sess jerks up in reflex with a wide-eyed nauseous face)
Rin: Hi
(Kohaku runs into the room out of breath, gasping)
Kohaku: Rin *huff huff* you shouldn't *huff* run in a hospital.
(Kohaku sweat-drops at the sight of an overly happy Rin ans a dying Sesshoumaru. His face is truning blue.)
Kohaku: Um, I don't think Sesshoumaru appreciates you doing that.
Rin: No way! He's so happy to see Rin. AREN'T YOU!!?
(Sess quivers and smiles.)
Rin: See. *smile* Come on Kohaku, come on up.
Kohaku: Are you sure it's okay?
(Sess lips "no no no," shaking his head and hands. Rin glares at him and he nods, motioning Kohaku.)
Kohaku: Okay
(He jumps up on Sess whose eyes bulge out before he passes out.)
Voice: Oh, you're here…
(Kohaku and Rin look in the direction of the sweet feminine voice that lightly echoes through the room. Their eyes meet delicate feet daintily slipped into red high heel shoes and follow up bare legs to the edge of a nurse's "mini" dress. Their view continues up to a flawless thin waist, snug tight with the dress and a little Red Cross on the bosom. Finally, their gaze meets the face of the ALL MALE AMIKO ENRIQUE in a little nurse cap! Both of them face fault.)
Suna Cocoa: WHAT!!?? Wait a sec.! CUT!!
(Suna marches up to Amiko)
Suna: What the hell are you doing?
(Amiko twitches with annoyance.)
Amik0: -in a normal voice- Well, I couldn't pay for the damage I did to Miska's roof, so I had to get a part time job.
Suna: Well, why don' t you just wear a male nurse's uniform?
Amiko: Because * blood vessel pops* you're the one writing this Fic.!!!!
Suna: *blinks innocently then smiles devilishly* Ha! That's right! *Looks directly through the screen at you* And this is what he gets for not reading my fic even though I told him to 50 BILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!
Nurse's voice: Hey!!
(Suna turns around and sees two nurses down the hall coming towards her..er..me. Damn, this gets confusing writing about myself in 3rd person, or what ever person I'm shotting for.)
Nurse 1: Come on sweetie, let's go.
(Nurses grab Suna's arms and drag her down the hall.)
Suna: Hey!! What the hell's goin' on!?
Amiko: *smile evily and pulls out pager.* This is what you get for pullin' this kinda shit on me. Oh, and by the way, I'm earning 100x the amount of money you earn with your zero income program of being a lazy ass!!
(Suna getting dragged through Phsyc-ward doors.)
Suna: YOU CHEAP ASS SON OF A …..
(Doors close)
-* smiling Suan face* Now back to the important stuff aside from my revenge er….. Hey wait a minute!!
(Scene changes back to hospital room)
Nurse Amiko: I see you came to pick up your Daddy.
(Sesshoumaru looks over with a blank face."
Sesshoumaru: Daddy?
Rin: Uh.. YEAH!
(Rin jumps off Sess and Kohaku carefully climbs down. Rin beams up at the nurse with angelic vibes.)
Nurse: Well here, I brought you a wheelchair. *turns to Sess* I'm glad to see you've recovered.
Sesshoumaru: NO!! OH PLEASE GOD NO!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
(Sess desperately reaches out after the nurse as she/he leaves. Rin turns to Sess with true sincerity.)
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama, Rin's sorry she hurt you so bad. Don't worry, Rin will try REALLY hard to be good and take care of you.
(Sess looks touched)
(Scene changes to Rin gaily pushing Sess down the hospital hall. Sess looks a little paranoid.)
Kohaku: Wow, Rin must really care about Sesshoumaru.
Rin: Mm hmm… Rin won't let anything bad happen to Sesshoumaru-sama until he's better.
Sesshoumaru: You mean it? *Gets all teary eyed*
Rin: Of course Rin does. Rin won't do anyth….
(Rin stops eyes wide with awe. They stand at the edge of the outside hospital stairs that lead down to the street. Cars whiz by. Rin is speechless with amazement while Sess looks down the steep-almost 3 stories worth of- stairs, speechless with fear.)
Kohaku: Uh, Rin. Remember what you said.
(tears stream down Sess's face.)
Rin: I…KNOW!!
(Rin strains to control herself.
Rin: L..let's GO down the …. OTHER WAY!!
(She turns to go back into the hospital doors. Sess sighs with relief.)
Rin: RUNNING START!!!!
(She spins the wheelchair around, runs to the edge to the stairs and lets go.)
Sesshoumaru: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(HIs wheelchair does 7 summersaults and half a dozen 360s before rolling neatly in to the middle of the street. Sess looks up at the sky as the sound of oncoming traffic grows louder.)
Sesshoumaru: Why --------------------BEEP!!!!-------------------------
(Poor Sess is swept up under the tires of a semi-truck and about every other vehicle that doesn't bother to stop.)
Kohaku: RIN!!!!!
Rin: My bad *smiles*
(Scene changes to Sess being wheeled back in to the hospital on a stretcher with little Xs for eyes.)
Nurse: *smiling the scary way nurses smile* Well, Fancy seeing you again so soon.
To be continued……