Relocation

(Miska enters the room where the cast is lounging.)

Miska: *deep breath* Okay you guys, let's go.

(Everyone stares.)

Everyone: Huh?

Miska; *blood vessel pops* As you know, we have some money problems do to all the excessive payments we had to make because certain people decided to break the sets, get arrested, and die.

InuYasha; What do you mean?

Miska: Our money's gone! We spent it all on fixing props, paying hospital bills and bailing you people out of jail!

Kagome: Uh, we didn't go to jail.

Miska: It's a necessary prepayment. You know it's bound to happen.

Shippo: *Inhales joint* so what's your point?

Miska: We can't afford to pay the rent on this complex anymore. We have to relocate.

Kikyou: We've been uh..uh..

Sango: Evicted.

Kikyou: What!?

(Kagura spins around and pulls gun on Sesshoumaru who's in a nearby chair.)

Kagura: This is all your fault, you punk-ass bitch!

Miska: Alright stop it! We've already taken care of everything. Since this story takes place in the past, modern day conveniences are a distraction. It seems that our producer's got some connection. Have you ever heard of the Souma family? They're willing to let us use a portion of the're property for filming. They got aLOT of property.

Kouga: big whoop, I got a cave.

InuYasha: *mockingly* Ew, top that.

Kouga: WHA??!!

Miska: Okay! Th eonly circumstance is that we have to stay the hell away form them. Got it!?

Kikyou: Who?

Miska: THAT SOUMAS!!!

Random: Yeah, sure, fine, whatever.

Everyone arrives at a private location in the woods for shooting)

InuYasha: Aight, *pops his knuckles* This fic's gotten pretty far along so we must be pretty far along in the series by now.

Suna Cocoa: actually no.

Inuyasha: *jumps back* Whoo! Where'd the hell did you come from?!

Suna: Hello… I'm the author. I can do anything I damn well please/

Amiko: Yeah and um… I don't think you guys have done any actual shooting at all yet.

Miska: Yes we did. Remember when Kagome went menstrual?

(Kagome blushes)

Suna: yeah well, all the footage up to that was confiscated by the IRS or CIA or whoever takes your stuff when you're bankrupt.

Everyone: BANKRUPT!?!?!?

Miska: Oh yeah, but that's okay. We got some equipment from a branch of the Souma family.

Kagome: You mean we're just starting?!

Miska: Yep! Everyone places! We're starting take 1!!

To be continued…