Long Silky Hair... On A Boy is Funny!
A dumb future Zim/Dib romance by
Celestial Star Mali
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Twas another stupid day at High School, when Zim thought of his most ingenious plan yet. Now to bring you up to date, Zim hadn't changed physically, and not much mentally, though he was slighty wiser... slightly being the main word.
Right then, Zim, the vertically challanged, was in History of Medieval Europe, where Mr. Crino was droning on about the Black Plague, which might have actually been useful for him. But Zim wasn't paying attention, he was thinking of his own doomed plan. "To conquer the humans... I must know them! Every stinking bit of their flithy bodies and minds!" Unfortunately, he hadn't lost the habit of talking out loud to himself, so the whole class watched him as he ranted. "I will create a serum that will allow me to think like those monkeys, and I will gather data via my pak, and then I WILL KNOW ALL ABOUT THE HUMANS! MUHAHAHAHA!" Although they were quite more mature now, and had better use of their bladder muscles, some of the more skittish teens wet themselves listening to the crazinness of the laughter.
Mr. Crino glared at Zim, "Detention ZIM! You know that you aren't supposed to talk during class! And Melvin, go get a towel and clean up the mess you made!"
Zim was too busy congratulating himself on this most wonderful plan to notice the teacher's scoldings.
The bell rang and Zim left for Algebra Honors 2B.
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Dib hated Algebra Honors, the teacher was awful. She would scream at them, and yet would still remain boring. And she knew nothing about math. Oh well, at least he would get some time to get some serious notes on Zim.
Unlike Zim, Dib had undergone a transformation from a geeky kid with a big head, to a lanky, gaunt, geeky kid with long hair and a big head. He was now at the amazingly tall height of 5'5". He weighed an amazing 100 pounds of pure thinness. The biggest change to his appearance though, was the the long hair he had somehow braided down his back, and still yet had the scythe thingie. And mentally, he was a lot more tired. He hardly ever chased after Zim anymore, but every once in a while, he would keep the alien on his toes.
When Zim walked in the room, Dib glared, not conciously, but out of habit. Zim was awfully pleased with himself.
Zim smiled menacingly at Dib, thinking, "He'll never find out... NEVER!!!!!!!!!!"
Dib was of course interested. When ever Zim was that pleased... it meant something... bad... Or maybe something weird.
But what ever it was, Dib knew he would stop it...
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After school, Zim marched/walked proudly to his home. Gir pounced on him as soon as he entered.
"HI MASTER! MY HEAD WATCHED THE MONKEY INSIDE THE INNER WALLS OF DEMON SCROUGE BUT THAT WAS BORIN SO I ATE THE HEAD OF ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!"
"GIR!!!!! Get off of me" Zim growled menacingly. "I have the most ingenious plan ever, and I DO NOT want you to screw it up!"
"Fo sheezy rockin!" Gir ran off to some dingy club or something.
"I have to fix him one of these days... BUT FIRST! TO THE ZIM LAB!" A portal appeared below Zim and swallowed him up into the dark recesses of his underground base.
Zim started typing stuff into the keyboard. "What I will need... Good... Good... A BIT OF HUMAN??? Where am I supposed to get a bit of human?"
His wonderful, sarcastic computer replied, "How... about that obbsessive guy who always follows you home?"
Zim stared blankly.
"The boy with a big head?" The computer nudged.
Zim stared blankly still.
"THE DIB HUMAN!" The computer exploded.
Zim woke up. "I, ZIM, will kidnap the Dib, and then take his skin. Muhahhahah!! I even amaze myself sometimes."
"You amaze me too, master. It comes as a shock anyone could be so dense."
"THANK YOU!" Zim replied.
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Meanwhile, the Dib thing was trying to sneak in Zim's base, while cancelling a date with a girl who actually seemed interested in him. Too bad the Earth had to be saved from a plan that would never work. Oh woe is Dib!
Suddenly, the Lawn Gnomes activated and gave Dib an ultra wedgie*. Then they caged him and brought him down to Zim...
A dumb future Zim/Dib romance by
Celestial Star Mali
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Twas another stupid day at High School, when Zim thought of his most ingenious plan yet. Now to bring you up to date, Zim hadn't changed physically, and not much mentally, though he was slighty wiser... slightly being the main word.
Right then, Zim, the vertically challanged, was in History of Medieval Europe, where Mr. Crino was droning on about the Black Plague, which might have actually been useful for him. But Zim wasn't paying attention, he was thinking of his own doomed plan. "To conquer the humans... I must know them! Every stinking bit of their flithy bodies and minds!" Unfortunately, he hadn't lost the habit of talking out loud to himself, so the whole class watched him as he ranted. "I will create a serum that will allow me to think like those monkeys, and I will gather data via my pak, and then I WILL KNOW ALL ABOUT THE HUMANS! MUHAHAHAHA!" Although they were quite more mature now, and had better use of their bladder muscles, some of the more skittish teens wet themselves listening to the crazinness of the laughter.
Mr. Crino glared at Zim, "Detention ZIM! You know that you aren't supposed to talk during class! And Melvin, go get a towel and clean up the mess you made!"
Zim was too busy congratulating himself on this most wonderful plan to notice the teacher's scoldings.
The bell rang and Zim left for Algebra Honors 2B.
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Dib hated Algebra Honors, the teacher was awful. She would scream at them, and yet would still remain boring. And she knew nothing about math. Oh well, at least he would get some time to get some serious notes on Zim.
Unlike Zim, Dib had undergone a transformation from a geeky kid with a big head, to a lanky, gaunt, geeky kid with long hair and a big head. He was now at the amazingly tall height of 5'5". He weighed an amazing 100 pounds of pure thinness. The biggest change to his appearance though, was the the long hair he had somehow braided down his back, and still yet had the scythe thingie. And mentally, he was a lot more tired. He hardly ever chased after Zim anymore, but every once in a while, he would keep the alien on his toes.
When Zim walked in the room, Dib glared, not conciously, but out of habit. Zim was awfully pleased with himself.
Zim smiled menacingly at Dib, thinking, "He'll never find out... NEVER!!!!!!!!!!"
Dib was of course interested. When ever Zim was that pleased... it meant something... bad... Or maybe something weird.
But what ever it was, Dib knew he would stop it...
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After school, Zim marched/walked proudly to his home. Gir pounced on him as soon as he entered.
"HI MASTER! MY HEAD WATCHED THE MONKEY INSIDE THE INNER WALLS OF DEMON SCROUGE BUT THAT WAS BORIN SO I ATE THE HEAD OF ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!"
"GIR!!!!! Get off of me" Zim growled menacingly. "I have the most ingenious plan ever, and I DO NOT want you to screw it up!"
"Fo sheezy rockin!" Gir ran off to some dingy club or something.
"I have to fix him one of these days... BUT FIRST! TO THE ZIM LAB!" A portal appeared below Zim and swallowed him up into the dark recesses of his underground base.
Zim started typing stuff into the keyboard. "What I will need... Good... Good... A BIT OF HUMAN??? Where am I supposed to get a bit of human?"
His wonderful, sarcastic computer replied, "How... about that obbsessive guy who always follows you home?"
Zim stared blankly.
"The boy with a big head?" The computer nudged.
Zim stared blankly still.
"THE DIB HUMAN!" The computer exploded.
Zim woke up. "I, ZIM, will kidnap the Dib, and then take his skin. Muhahhahah!! I even amaze myself sometimes."
"You amaze me too, master. It comes as a shock anyone could be so dense."
"THANK YOU!" Zim replied.
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Meanwhile, the Dib thing was trying to sneak in Zim's base, while cancelling a date with a girl who actually seemed interested in him. Too bad the Earth had to be saved from a plan that would never work. Oh woe is Dib!
Suddenly, the Lawn Gnomes activated and gave Dib an ultra wedgie*. Then they caged him and brought him down to Zim...