Hey faithful readers. Sorry it's taken so long to update but that's what happens when you don't have the Internet and the friend you depended on for postage got grounded from the computer. Poor Miska * sniff sniff* Thanks for the Pocky though. *smiles* Anyway, I wasn't gonna do the whole blooper thing but I changed my mind. If you recognize any of these, it's because a lot of them are stolen. If it's yours, don't' hate me, I just loved it so much I decided to elaborate on it. Well, enjoy and look forward to a crossover with Fruits Basket soon. If you're clueless about the series, read up or just buy it at Best Buy. It's cheapest there if you buy directly from the store. I promise you it's a worth it series. It's my second favorite anime and is one of the funniest ones I've ever seen. Of course, Gravitation's pretty damn funny too! Okay, enjoy. I'll update you later.
Bloopers 1
(Oh, by the way, I'll be using the more accurate translation of the InuYasha manga with a little mix of the Viz translation depending on what I like best. Hope you don't mind.)
(InuYasha volume 1, scene 1)
(In a village street from mediaeval Japan, a young man with light-sky color hair, and a pink kimono is laughing while the village burns. Many villagers (mostly male) are in the street, and are armed and injured and are looking up at the guy in fear.]
fx house crackle crackle, fx house *burning* )
Inuyasha :hahahahahaha!
(2 [Closeup of Inuyasha] fx Inuyasha's clothes whump )
Inuyasha: Too bad guys. I'm taking the Shikon no Tama!
(COMMENTS from translation source: Actually InuYasha's "Too bad guys" is considerably ruder in the original Japanese. From this point on, the full 'flavour' of the Japanese language will be translated, which means I'll be using real swear words. )
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([Closeup shot of the Shikon no Tama - it's a small coloured ball (bit like a pearl) on a necklace with lots of small chips of what's probably some stone.] )
Narr: Only when I have this, a true ghost form is...
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[COMMENTS] In general in Japanese, the verb comes at the end of the sentance, which in the case of the above, is not spoken. Inuyasha is probably saying that he can become a real ghost with the Shikon no Tama, but we can't be certain.
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[A shot with speed-lines, and a speech bubble.]
Voice: {off} Inuyasha!!
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([Upper-body shot of Inuyasha as he looks in surprise fx arrow thump)
Inuyasha !
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(Kikyou stands shown from the waist up with a dumbfounded facial expression in her priestess outfit and bow.)
Kikyou: Opps…
(To the right of Kikyou is a smaller picture of her on a miniature landscape. Fx Giggle, She smiles innocently. InuYasha is shown upcloser pinned to a tree by an arrow in his ass. FX twitch twitch)
Kikyou: My Bad!!
InuYasha:…!
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 2)
Page 4
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(The view pulls back, and we see Kagome standing in front of the massive hole
Inuyasha has ripped in the ground - it's about 2m wide, up to 1m deep, and
about 5m long. Inuyasha stands at the end, crouched on the ground.] fx ground *steam* fx Inuyasha *solid stance* )
Inuyasha: Next time…I'll cut you in half…
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( [Head and shoulders shot of Kagome shouting back at Inuyasha, looking both
angry and afraid.])
Kagome: You... You seriously tried to kill me, didn't you!!
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([Some of the village men whisper to each other behind Kaede.])
Villager: Ka...Kaede-sama, after all... Inuyasha's seal being undone was unwise, wasn't it...
Kaede: What a bother...
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( [Kaede reaches into the top of her priestess out fit for a necklace of small, dark, rough little stones/some kind of material.] fx *]scratch scratch*...
Kaede: Yet again, that damn guy...
(Fx *scratch.* Everyone pauses waiting for Kaede to use the rosary which is still yet to make an appearance.)
InuYasha: HEY! What the hell are you doing!?
Kaede: *scratch* I'm fetching the rosary.
( Rosary falls out of her pocket and hits the ground. Everyone stares with blank faces and Kaede blushes..)
InuYasha: Oh that's just nasty.
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 3)
([Inuyasha strikes the ground in front of Kagome, almost like he was bouncing, and she cringes to the side from the debris flying through the air.] fx Inuyasha *wham* )
Inuyasha: You…. Subdue ME?!
([View of Inuyasha's head and shoulders as he flies through the air, with quite
an angry expression on his face.] fx Inuyasha *swish*)
Inuyasha: Don't kid yourself!!
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(View of Kagome from Inuyasha's POV looking quite scared.] )
Kagome: Uh.. Uh..
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(1 [Close up of Kagome as she clenches her fist and shouts of her command.])
Kagome: SHIT!!
( Kagome ducks down with a very pissed off face as she lifts her foot out of a steamy pile of animal feces. InuYasha flies over her head and crashes into ateh tree behind her with a loud fx *THUD*)
InuYasha: AUGH!!
Kagome: AH, I stepped in DOG shit!!
(InuYasha pulls his head out of the tree leaving a gaping hole. He looks over his left shoulder with a crossed bandage over his nose.)
InuYasha: Well, don't look at me.
(Kagome looks over her right shoulder back in InuYasha's direction yelling at him.)
Kagome: Damn it, InuYasha! I told you to go before we started!
( View shoulder up with side profile, InuYasha on the left facing Kagome on the right. Bolts from their glares at each other crash together in the middle of the scene, fx *VZZZ*. They are both pissed and yelling.)
InuYasha: I told you…! It's not mine!
Kagome: Well, then whose is it dog breath!?
(InuYasha cracks his knuckles and steps back in a fighting stance. Kagome faces him at an angle with her back to the viewer. Her legs are apart and both of her hands are made into fists. She leans forward in anger. This is a full body picture of both characters with a crater InuYasha previously made behind them.)
InuYasha: Oh, what's wrong with my breath….?! HUH!?
Kagome: The same thing that's wrong with every other aspect of you!!
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 3 take 2)
Kagome: SIT!!
(Full body view of both characters in a small landscape with InuYasha's crater behind them. They stand staring at each other, Kagome's back to viewer. Next scene is the same with the addition of fx* Huuu, fx *rustle, hsh, sha* as wind blows through the scene and brushes though the tress, bushes and the characters clothes.
InuYasha shown with side profile as he tugs on his necklace.)
InuYasha: Hey, this thing isn't working.
(Kagome becomes frantic)
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
(InuYasha is engulfed by power exploding beneath him, blowing his clothes and hair upward with a mighty glow. He laughs evily.)
InuYasha: HA HA HA!! I an no longer harnessed with the power of sit!
(Kagome pulls back with her arm in front of her for defense.)
kagome: CRAP!!
(InuYasha flies through the trees behind Kagome, fx* ZHA*, who disparately runs for her life, panting and sweating. )
InuYasha: What was that you were saying about my BREATH!!?
Kagome: HELP!!
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 4)
([Side view of Kagome tucking the blanket up to her, eyes closed, looking quite
sad.] fx Kagome *soft-breathing* )
Kagome: Somehow... I've got to go home...
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( The view pulls back, and a bird can be seen sitting on the window.]
fx leaves *rustle*)
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( [A close up shows the bird has three eyes.] )
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( [View of Kagome sleeping from the bird's point of view.] )
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(Large close up of the bird - it's a bit like a raven, except it has 3 large
eyes with slit's for pupils, and it's beak is lined with lots of small, sharp
teeth.] fx crow (unpleasant cry of a crow) caw caw caw caw )
[A small rock bouncing off the window frame and flies back, hitting InuYasha in the eye and knocking him off the fence post he was sitting on. the crow sweatdrops and flies away.)
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 5)
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([A small fruit flies through the air.] fx fruit *swish*)
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([View from behind of Inuyasha as he puts a hand behind him to catch the fruit. The fruit hits InuYasha in the back of the head and knocks him out of the tree. He hits the ground at Kagome's feet)
InuYasha: What the fuck was that!?
Kagome: I didn't feel like asking you to come down and have to listen to your bitching.
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 5, from end of scroll 4)
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(Close up of the crow reveals that is has swallowed the Shikon no Tama.] fx crow *swallow* )
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( [Close up side view of Kagome looking concerned.]
Kagome: It's just swallowed the jewel!!
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([View of Kagome readying the bow, while still sitting on the back of
Inuyasha.] fx Kagome *hug*)
Kagome: I'll see if I can do it!!
Inuyasha: Alright!
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( [Side view of Inuyasha's head.] )
Inuyasha: Heh, After she's shot down the Corpse Dancing Crow, she'll be of no further use.
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( [Black frame.])
Inuyasha: She'll be splattered onto the ground!!
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[Close up side view of Inuyasha charging forward.]
Inuyasha: You can do it with one shot, because Kikyou was a master of the ….
(InuYasha has flashback of when Kikyou shoot him in the ass earlier.)
InuYasha: Uh, scratch that. You both suck.
Kagome: SHUT UP!
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 6, beginning of scroll 6)
([Nice view of Kagome preparing to climb out onto the river bank when something catches her attention.] fx Kagome splish)
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([Kagome's eyes contract in anger as she looks up at Inuyasha looking right
back down at her on a ledge by the river.])
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( [Reddening slightly and looking shocked, Kagome quickly sits back down into
the water.] fx Kagome splash)
Kagome: Sit!!
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( [Inuyasha does a wonderful spread eagled drop head first into the water with Kagome. Fx *kursplash)
InuYasha: COLD!!!
Kagome: (splashes his shivering) That's what you get for standing so close to the edge.
(InuYasha volume 1 scene 7)
([Inuyasha stares at Kagome looking almost annoyed, while Kagome flaps her wet school top.] fx clothes slap)
InuYasha: Kikyou...
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( [Kaede turns back to look at Inuyasha, who seems to be edging away.]
fx Inuyasha *edge away slowly*...)
Kaede: What's with that face, Inuyasha?
InuYasha: the old crone farted!
(Kagome bursts out laughing. Kaede looks indecent)
(InuYasha volume 1 scene7 take 2)
([Inuyasha stares at Kagome looking almost annoyed, while Kagome flaps her wet school top.] fx clothes slap)
InuYasha: Kikyou...
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( [Kaede turns back to look at Inuyasha, who seems to be edging away.]
fx Inuyasha *edge away slowly*...)
Kaede: What's with that face, Inuyasha?
(Kagome shakes out her soaking top, then shrieks as the edge she's holding over the fire bursts into flames.)
Kagome: KAAAY!!
(Trying to put the fire out, she throws it towards the water.)
InuYasha: Eh?
(InuYasha tries to move out of the way, but the burning shirt lands on him)
InuYasha: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
to be continued….