Disclaimer: We the koosh balls of the United States do grope and rescue this balcony for the United States of America. To put or keep it in useful order for wisdom or insanity. All is greasy. We don't own X-men.

Zozma: Did you see? I changed the disclaimer. Instead of 'I don't own X-men' it's 'We don't own X-Men'. Much better cause there's two of us. Em's still sick although she managed to right out her ideas in an outline type thing. Please wish that Emerald gets back to full health. 'Cause I'm too lazy to. And anyway here it is.

Sickly Emerald's thoughts: [How is he helping me with ideas if he's too lazy?]

*Telepathy*

[Thoughts]

Tree Talk   Zozma: Heh Heh

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Scene: Brotherhood House

                "Pietro! Give that back, yo!" Todd raced after the speed demon.

                Both he and Pietro had been hollering at each other since three AM. Pietro had stolen Todd's homework and Todd was attempting to get it back. At the cost of everyone else's beauty sleep.

Mike groaned and rolled off his bed. [This is just plain stupid! Why in the world are those two running around and screaming like lunatics at five AM.] He groaned again and stumbled to his dresser, very irritated. [So much for being a morning person.] Grabbing something that seemed to match somewhat, he went into the bathroom to take a shower and devise revenge plan on Pietro and Todd.

                Ryka stared at her bedroom door. Pietro and Todd thundered past it, Todd yelling and Pietro laughing. She hadn't got much sleep, however, she wasn't very tired. She heard the shower start running. Captain Ginyu croaked loudly and she got up to check on him. Lance had found an aquarium and that was Captain Ginyu's 'bedroom'. Otherwise he had free reign of her room. After petting Ginyu a little bit longer, Ryka decided to get dressed, figuring she could take shower after...school. (Zozma: Can she bring the frog? Please?)

                Bill sighed. The energetic Todd and Pietro awakened him and Lance. After watching Lance yell himself hoarse at them, he went into the kitchen looking for something to eat. He had already taken a shower, evidently using all the hot water, if the yelps Mike was making was anything to go by. Mystique had pulled lots of strings and made lot of threats to get the Brotherhood back into school. And he wasn't exactly jumping up and down, like Todd, at the prospect.

                "Pietro, yo! Give it back! I need that! Please!" Todd hollered. Pietro was standing in front of Kyle's bedroom door.

                "Nah nah nahnah nah! You-aren't-getting-it-back! You're-gonna-fail!" Pietro shouted back. He was standing on the left side of the door. (Zozma: Y'know, when the door opens and usually hits the wall. They usually have a bumper-thing to keep from scuffing up the walls.) He leaned against the wall shrieking with laughter and then got squished. Well, not exactly squished. Kyle had opened his door and slammed it into the wall, unfortunately for Pietro, who had been leaning against the aforementioned wall.       

                "Wake me up before you guys leave, okay Lance?" Kyle muttered.

                "Gotcha. By the way, thanks for shutting up Pietro."

                "Hm? Oh, sorry Pietro." With that Kyle shut his door and went back to bed.

                "Ow! Jeez, he's-very-nice-and-polite!" Grumbled Pietro.

                "Hey! I got my homework back. Yo, Lance, remind me to thank Kyle-boy for getting my homework back, yo." Todd quickly scurried back to his room. Just in time, Wanda and Tabitha, both very angry, stormed out of their respective rooms.
                "What's all the noise? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep before school!" Tabitha exclaimed.

                "Yeah, Tabby, you really need it!" Pietro, still fuming, snapped at her and stalked off down to his room. Wanda used her powers to stop him.
                "You need to be quiet." She growled.

                "Awww, come-on-Wanda. I'm-absolutely-ador~" Wanda cut him off.

                "Absolutely annoying!" Wanda let him go and went down stairs.

                "Well she's cheerful this morning!" Mike had finally, fully, wakened up.

                "And so are you. Sorry 'bout the shower." Bill grinned sheepishly.

                "Good morning, Ryka!" Todd exclaimed, coming out of his room with his backpack.

                ".... Good...morning to you too, Todd." she said, showing no real emotion.

                "So who does that leave, Freddy! Hey Freddy, wake up or we'll be late." Lance exclaimed and started banging on Fred's door.

                "What!?" Freddy hollered coming up the stairs.

                "Oh, you're already awake." Lance said.

                "What about....Kyle?" Ryka asked.

                "Want's us to wake him up before we leave." Todd explained.

                "Uhhh...we're out of food by the way." Bill said.
                "I figured that much. I'll go shopping after I drop you guys off after school." Lance replied.

                All of the mutants assembled nodded.

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Scene: Institute for Gifted Children, same time basically.

                "Ahhh! Elf! Don't do that!" exclaimed Trey. He had been half asleep staring at his alarm clock when Kurt bamfed in, surprising him into full awake-ness. Kurt looked slightly apologetic but mostly cheerful.

                "Come, mein freind. It is time for breakfast! Ve are having vaffles!" With that enriching statement the teleporter teleported to the next room to scare the heck out of his next unwilling victim. Okay maybe that was a little too dramatic. Trey got up and straightened his red on black pajamas before going down the hall to the restroom.

                "Morning, Trey."  Jamie said softly. He had shown the older boy to his room and they had talked a little bit.

                "Hm? Mornin' Jamie. Does Kurt always do dat?"(Zozma: there is an accent right?)  Trey replied hearing a shout from Ivonne and Anne's room. [Kurt must have bamfed in her room.]

                "A bamf-morning? Yeah. Did he tell you we're having waffles?"

                "He seems to enjoy waffles, mon ami."

                "Yeah, well I'll see you around." Jamie said. Trey nodded.

                Ivonne and Anne were laughing. Kurt had bamfed and they had thrown their pillows at him

                "Are you okay? We didn't realize it was you." Ivonne said smiling brightly.

                "Ahhh, vith two lovely ladies vorrying about me, I am fine." He said cheerfully.

                "Thanks, Kurt. Do you know what we are having for breakfast?" Anne asked.

                "Vaffles! Hurry before they are all gone!" Kurt exclaimed before bamfing into Damien and Damen's room.

                "Good morning! It's vaffle day! Ve must hurry to breakfast!" Kurt exclaimed. To an empty room. Neither boy was in the room nor was their backpacks.

                "Vell, they must be down eating already. I did not see them though. Veird." Kurt shrugged and continued wake-up call.

                "Hey Cadencey! Wake-up, chere." Alexandria, fully dressed, called to her sleeping roommate.

                "Wha? I'm awake. Kinda." Ryo shook her head and jumped when Kurt bamfed in.

                "Vaffle day! Vake up! Oh, you are avake. Nevermind." Kurt said grinning.

                "Hey! Don't do that! You scared the daylights out of me!" Ryo said.

                "I am very sorry. I vill be more careful." Kurt replied.

                "No problem, mon ami. De Elf is welcome' anytime." Alexandria shrugged her book bag and waved good-bye as she jumped out the window.
                "Uhhh…is she supposed to…is she allowed to do that?" Ryo asked, surprised.

                "Vell, I don't think so, but maybe the Professor said she could." Kurt grinned again.

                "Hurry, before the vaffles disappear!" He went to the last required room.

                Athena and Lauren were both ready to go for school when Kurt appeared.

                "Morning! How are you today?" Kurt asked cheerfully.

                "Okay, is the new school creepy?" Athena got straight to the point.

                "No, not really." He replied.

                "Are you sure?" Lauren asked.

                "Positive. Let's go eat vaffles!" Kurt exclaimed.

                "Alright, alright." Both girls laughed softly as Kurt bamfed all three of them into the dining room.

                "Good morning!" Jean exclaimed looking up from her conversation with Scott. Lauren and Athena nodded and sat down at one of the new mini tables in the dining room. Ororo had set food out for everyone on the first day. Ray joined them at their table.

                "Morning. Kurt wake ya up?" He said groggily.

                "No, we were awake when he came in." Lauren said shyly.

                "He loves waffles, it's weird."  Rahne came over as Athena spoke.

                "You don't like waffles? Don't let Kurt hear that." Rahne sat down in the last chair.

                "Good morning Rahne." Lauren greeted the werewolf girl.

                "It's an okay morning. I wouldn't say good. We haven't been in it too long to decide that." Bobby said as he and Jubilee came to their table. Lauren rolled her eyes. Bobby had tried to impress her and succeeded at getting herself, him, and Rahne extra training room sessions with Scott. It was only her first day.

                "I said I was sorry." Bobby whined. Lauren continued to ignore him.

                "Come on Bobby, let's eat, Kurt's down here y'know." Jubilee and Bobby, still sulking, sat down at another table.

                "Has anyone seen Alexandria, Damen, or Damien?" Hank asked. None of them had came down for breakfast.

                "Like, Alexandria already left.  Damien left on his bike. And it's totally, like, cool. And I think Damen left, too." Kitty said. She was sitting next to Logan and Rogue.

                "Thank-you, Kitty." Hank smiled and went back to talking to Manuel and Myesha.

                "Alright, guys. Let's go to school." Scott said those fateful words and everyone left for school.

                "Alvers!"

                "Summers!"

                "New recruits?" Todd asked.

                "New recruits." Answered Kurt.

Zozma: Okay next time there will be their day at school, dealing with the BOM, and more Acolyte scenes. I tried on the accents but I suck. Does anyone know Rahne's accent? Em should be back for the next installment. Oh yeah, do you guys have any scene requests? Stuff you'd like to happen? I have ideas but I need your ideas too! And…what genre should this be in? Please answer. Thanks. Zozma out. (Zozma fades away)