Enter Yura

Miska: People! We have a deadline! Let's go!

( Everyone is lying around exhausted. Some are recovering from injuries they received during the shooting. Sango and Miroku sit, sipping smoothies and relaxing since they aren't in any of these scenes. At least, they aren't supposed to be.)

Miroku: Hey, isn't Yura in this scene?

Sango: YURA!?!? *squeezes her drink so hard it burst*

InuYasha: Yeah! *sits up smiling* That totally hot babe from the magazine. I think her play name was Bunny.

Kagome: You mean the mag you were using to cover up your chick novel.

InuYasha: No! I mean… Hey! Wasn't that a dream?

Miroku: Well anyway, yeah, that's the one.

Sango: Y-Y-Yura *shuddering* S-she's a d-d-d-disgrace to all women, a complete sl-slut.

InuYasha: Dude, Sango, what' s your problem?

Miska: Okay everyone, Yura's here so let's go.

(Yura bounces over in her skimpy getup with implants about size G bouncing in and out of her top.)

Miroku: ah, the Bunny hop.

Yura: *in an inticing voice* He;;o boys 3 *winks and bends over with her cleavage in InuYasha's face* I'm just gonna LOVE working with you. *air smooch*

(InuYasha starts to sweat and involuntarily closes his legs)

Miroku: Whoo! It's getting hot out here.

Yura: No no, It's just me. *Yura spots Sango trying to sneak away* PUSSY!!!

(SAngo cringes and slowly turns around as Yura giggles over.)

Sango: H-H-Hey Yura.

Yura: Pussy we miss you. Victor says he's lost all of his inspiration in photography because you left us.

(Everyone stares at a very uncomfortable Sango)

Kagura: Yo Sango!

(All the other members of the cast come over to witness the spectacle except Sesshoumaru and Naraku)

Kagura: What's she talkin about?

Sango: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I…….

Yura: Oh, Sango and I worked together as nude models for a prestigious magazine.

InuYasha: Like Playboy?

Yura: Yeah! Our artists names were Pussy and Bunny. I was Bunny because my innocents was that of a small, cute, furry, lovable animal and

Kagura: And your jugs do Yo-Yo tricks every time you move.

Yura: Yeah, my hop too. It's what made me famous, but nothing I can do could EVER compare to Pussy. * Goggles at Sango* Pussy had the reflexes of a cat that gave her a wild edge, like she was untamed. Her flexibility wasn't that of a human. She could bend into any position, positions that surpassed even the comasutra. Blessed with these gifts, she could twist herself to where she could even lick her own…..

Sango: OKAY! THAT'S enough reminiscing.

Rin: I don't't think there's such thing as a prestigious porn magazine.

Kohaku: RIN!

Kikyou: What is porno really? What defines it?

Kagome: Oh don't try to sound intelligent!

Kikyou: What *blinks*

Kagome: *really slowly* We…know….you..are…an…air…head…

Kouga: Dude! These pictures are so durty! I didn't know Sango had it in 'er.

Miroku: And by "it" he means….

Sango: STOP IT!!! * grabs pictures*

(Kouga finds more pictures)

Kouga: Look, there's even Chippendale calendars here!

Everyone:…….

Kouga: Not that I like them or own every year's issue since before I was born…not like that….

InuYasha: I LOVE Chip'n'Dale! *Runs over to look at the calendars. He sees them and is shocked.* OH MY GOD!! What happened to those adorable chipmunks!?!

Miroku: Remember that "it" I mentioned earlier….?

Kagome: Oh that's just nasty! No to mention illegal!

Kikyou: Hey! I'm no tan airhead!

Shippou: Boy, all this time I thought you were a strong spirited feminist with morals and shit. How you disappoint me.

Sango: I needed the money!!! I hate Australia!!!

Yura: Besides, I wouldn't talk if I were you little raccoon boy. You look an awful lot like those chipmunks.

Shippou: That's nothing for me to be ashamed of.

Sango: That's a double standard right there!

Kikyou: Hey, Shippou's not high!

Miska: PEOPLE! Get your butts in gear! We're starting the Yura scenes. Let's go!

(Everyone gets into place to begin)

Shippou: By the way, I'm a fox* lights up a joint*