Bloopers 2
(Volume 1 scene 8)
(Still on the river bank, Kagome tends to her clothes which are on a
horizontal branch suspended by two others stuck into the ground. Inuyasha is
sitting with his back to her.) fx clothes *flapping*
InuYasha: Oi.
Kagome: What.
2
(Inuyasha turns his head to talk to Kagome.)
InuYasha: Get 'em off.
3
(View of the sky.) fx sound *gonggg n-n-n*
4
InuYasha: *rubs his head* What the fuck was that!?!
Kouga: *Holding the boulder above his head* DOG SHIT!! Keep yer goddamn hands off my woman!
InuYasha: *holding his script with one hand, rubbing the bump on his head with the other* It's in the script! *gets dizzy and falls on his butt*
Miska: First Aid!
(Volume 1 scene 8 Take 2)
(Still on the river bank, Kagome tends to her clothes which are on a
horizontal branch suspended by two others stuck into the ground. Inuyasha is
sitting with his back to her.) fx clothes *flapping*
InuYasha: Oi.
Kagome: What.
2
(Inuyasha turns his head to talk to Kagome.)
InuYasha: Get 'em off.
3
(View of the sky.) BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP fx sound *GONG N N N *
4
[Kagome has just clobbered Inuyasha with a rock bigger than her head, and is
talking angrily down to him, as he lays broken in the ground)
Kagome: HMPH! *walks away*
Miska: PARAMEDICS……AGAIN!
Amiko: Editing?
Suna Cocoa: Why not?
Side notes: sorry guys, these bloopers are driving me insane! I'm sick of writing the details of each scene so I'm just going to simplify them from no on so I can get them over with and begin the Fruits Basket crossover. Thanks for your corporation. *Laughs* Pusieron. *laughs*
(Volume 1 Scene 9)
(Yura appears above Kagome and the well in her hair net.)
Yura: La…. so you can see my "Kushi no Kago" (Cage of Hair) *moves along strand* La-AH!!! *Screams as the hairs collapse in on themselves and she falls to the ground in a heap of hair*
Miska: CUT!!!
(Volume 1 Scene 9 Take 2)
(Sweating a bit, and looking angry and afraid, Kagome looks up at the girl.]
Kagome: Who are you?
(With a smile on her face, the girl introduces herself.)
Yura: Yura of the hair. But I won't be offended if you don't remember it.
(Still smiling, the girl pulls up her right arm, and pulls all the threads
attached.) fx Yura rustle
Yura: Because it's already over for you.
(Loads of threads start 'attacking' Kagome, cutting her in half.)
Miska: Oh crap…. do you think makeup can do anything about that?
(Volume 1 Scene 9 Take 3)
Sweating a bit, and looking angry and afraid, Kagome looks up at the girl.]
Kagome: Who are you?
(With a smile on her face, the girl introduces herself.)
Yura: Yura of the hair. But I won't be offended if you don't remember it.
(Still smiling, the girl pulls up her right arm, and pulls all the threads
attached.) fx Yura rustle
Yura: Because it's already over for you.
(A load of threads start 'attacking' Kagome, cutting up her clothes, and she
holds the arm sleeves in front of her, and has her eyed closed.) fx fx
4
(Kagome stares in surprise, as a small bag is pull from her by a thread, along with her shirt) fx bag fwip!
Kagome: Ah...Do I feel a draft?
(Volume 1 Scene 9 Take 4)
Kagome: Ah….* watches as Yura's hair takes the jewel shard from her*
Yura: *whips hair around to deliver Jewel shard in her hand* Oh my! Just look at what you've done to the Shikon Jewel!
Kagome: G-Give it back! *Yanks on the hairs*
Yura: You ma-AH!!! * is interrupted as the stands give way again and she falls on Kagome and topples down the well.
Miska: Who makes these damn props!
Prop Person: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's hair! It can only take so much!
(Volume1 Scene 9 Take 5)
Yura: *Peering into the well after Kagome has fallen in* La --? She's… gone? *losses her balance and falls in* Ow…
Miska: WHY!? Why do you people hate me so much!?!?!
(Volume 1 Scene 9 Take 6)
Yura: *Peering into the well after Kagome has fallen in* La--? She's gone?
(Miroku sneaks up behind Yura and pushes her into the well when she's looking down)
Yura:* Falling* AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. *Thump*
(From bottom of the well)
Yura: This time, it was NOT me!
Miroku: *snickers*
Miska: Okay, that's it! You're all FIRED!!!
(Volume 1 scene 10)
Kagome: *voice-over* I'm going home. Fare-well, InuYasha
InuYasha: *flying through the air, preoccupied with his thoughts* Feh-WHAMP *flies into tree*
(Everyone just laughs)
Suna Cocoa: I thought she fired everyone.
Amiko: What the hell!? You're writing this!
Suna: I think we need a house for our next scene.
Amiko: How about the Souma's house?
Miska; We can't, it's in our contract. We have to stay the hell away from them.
Suna: I think it would be fun to have all the InuYasha characters fall through the ceiling of the Souma's house.
Miska and Amiko; Whatever
(*Poof* All the characters appear in the sky and scream as they fall through the air)
(Inside the Souma house, Yuki, Kyou, Shigure, and Tohru are enjoying there lunch when the InuYasha cast comes crashing through the roof and onto the table.)
Tohru: *tears stream down her face* I'm so sorry but…but… WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I CLEAN THIS FUCKING HOUSE, SOMEONE HAS TO GO AND SMACH IS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/ I try to be reasonable, I do what's expected of me and do I get any thanks NO!! You can all just rot in hell for all I care! *storms out*
Kyou: Oh good job assholes. There goes the stress free environment we're suppose to maintain.
Kagome: Well Christ, it ain't our fault!
Yuki: May I ask what brings you to our home.
(Miska walks through the door)
Miska: We need to borrow your home for a couple scenes.
Yuki: Um… I think that's a breech of our agreement.
Kyou: Yeah, get the fuck out!
Shigure; Now, now, don't mind Kyou. Of course you can borrow our humble estate. Mi casa es su casa. A hahahahaha.
Kikyou: what?
Miska: He said yes.
(Volume 1 Scene 11)
( Kagome sits with her family eating dinner. Just as she lifts a piece of food to her mouth, the door behind her swings open revealing a very annoyed InuYasha)
Kagome: Inu…InuYasha…?
InuYasha: Hey bitch...
Who said that it's okay to go home at your own convenience...
Kagome: B-but how.. where.. where did you…?
InuYasha: From the Well of course!!
Kagome: The Well!? but...
Jii-chan (Grampa): Don't tell lies.
[Looking stern, Jii-chan explains.]
Jii-chan: At our shrine, those seals have been properly handed down throughout
history...
(Looking surprised, Inuyasha flaps a bit of paper in front of him, bringing
jii-chan's world crashing down on him, while Souta turns to look up at
jii-chan.]
InuYasha: Seals? You mean these crappy pieces of paper. Didn't work.
Souta: Hey jii-chan...
Jii-chan: *snaps fingers* Damn! Forgot to activate the spell! *Bows head and mumbles something*
InuYasha:* bulted by electricity from the seals* OW!! AHH!!! *Throws sealing scrolls away from him and whimpers) That hurt!
Kagome: I thought those were sealing scrolls….
Miska: *giggles and hides real scrolls behind her back* That's enough for today, seeing how Sesshoumaru's missing and our special guest hasn't arrived yet.
(Everyone prepares to leave for the campgrounds.)
Kouga: Geez.. Hanyous are pathetic. Ouch! It's just a paper cut.
InuYasha: I was electrocuted!
Kyou: Hanyou? You're not Hanyou_Hotty are you?
InuYasha: Zodiac_cat?
Kyou: Sweet! You guys comin' back tomorrow?
Miska: *yelling from a distance* Bright and early! Let's go!
To be continued….
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