Disclaimer: I'm working on owning this movie, but so far it's a no go.
Damn. I guess in the meantime ill just have to stick to "I don't own this
movie or the characters in it, so don't sue me. It will just ruin my day."
How depressing is that?
Anyway, on to the documentary thingy!
Chapter two
Background Information
Oh, so you're back to hear what really happened then. Good for you. (Then again, good for me, because it means I have a pity party. Yea! Uh.........I mean.......) Let's just get on with my story, shall we?
Actually, there's a few things you need to know before we really get into things. A bit of background info if you will.
First of all, our proper name is Marinal, not alien. It is our species of Martian. Yes there are other types. All different kinds. But none SMALL AND GREEN! If I ever hear one more comment about little green men, I think I just might explode. Stupid Rohicians had to have their costume party on earth. I mean, not only did half of them wear all green, but Ramo had to dress up like Elvis and get the humans thinking the King is still alive.
But, continuing......
Also, another big one. Crop circles are not mapping systems so we can invade your world and harvest the people. (Honestly, you humans think you're so important. Only two things make your planet valuable.....Your corn fields, and the X-Box. Those things rock the Martian casaba)
Actually, crop circles is really just a game. Kind of like Marinal tic-tac- toe, only with circles and stuff. Cornfields just happen to be the best place to play it, because we do it with a sort of flexible laser from our ship, and it's easier to see on the fields. But, to tell you the truth, circles isn't really allowed anymore, ever since the sixties, when people started getting too close to the truth.
But when Marinals get intoxicated, high, stoned, (yes, just because we're not humans doesn't mean we cant get stoned) circles is generally the game of choice, cause the pretty colors of the lasers tend to look really interesting, all blurry and glowy, and they- er –the point, is that we tend to do some stupid things under influences of any kind. Especially stupid teenagers with their raging sacs of hormones.
That's what this is really about. Stupid teenagers, drugs, and crop games. It all started a few weeks ago.........
Well, there's number two for you. Sorry it's taking a while, but I'm doing the whole college level biology in 11th grade...........not that fun. But I'm working on it. I swear. Just review, and ill keep updating. Promise. Just let me know what you think, good or bad. ta!
Anyway, on to the documentary thingy!
Chapter two
Background Information
Oh, so you're back to hear what really happened then. Good for you. (Then again, good for me, because it means I have a pity party. Yea! Uh.........I mean.......) Let's just get on with my story, shall we?
Actually, there's a few things you need to know before we really get into things. A bit of background info if you will.
First of all, our proper name is Marinal, not alien. It is our species of Martian. Yes there are other types. All different kinds. But none SMALL AND GREEN! If I ever hear one more comment about little green men, I think I just might explode. Stupid Rohicians had to have their costume party on earth. I mean, not only did half of them wear all green, but Ramo had to dress up like Elvis and get the humans thinking the King is still alive.
But, continuing......
Also, another big one. Crop circles are not mapping systems so we can invade your world and harvest the people. (Honestly, you humans think you're so important. Only two things make your planet valuable.....Your corn fields, and the X-Box. Those things rock the Martian casaba)
Actually, crop circles is really just a game. Kind of like Marinal tic-tac- toe, only with circles and stuff. Cornfields just happen to be the best place to play it, because we do it with a sort of flexible laser from our ship, and it's easier to see on the fields. But, to tell you the truth, circles isn't really allowed anymore, ever since the sixties, when people started getting too close to the truth.
But when Marinals get intoxicated, high, stoned, (yes, just because we're not humans doesn't mean we cant get stoned) circles is generally the game of choice, cause the pretty colors of the lasers tend to look really interesting, all blurry and glowy, and they- er –the point, is that we tend to do some stupid things under influences of any kind. Especially stupid teenagers with their raging sacs of hormones.
That's what this is really about. Stupid teenagers, drugs, and crop games. It all started a few weeks ago.........
Well, there's number two for you. Sorry it's taking a while, but I'm doing the whole college level biology in 11th grade...........not that fun. But I'm working on it. I swear. Just review, and ill keep updating. Promise. Just let me know what you think, good or bad. ta!