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(It's the early morning and the InuYasha cast had joined the Fruits Basket cast for breakfast. The roof has been repaired and everyone sits in awkward silence. )
Tohru: I'm so sorry about yesterday. I was under a lot of stress. How's the food everyone?
(Silence)
Shigure: *thinking* Oh, this is awkward. Oh, I know. I'll lighten the mood with a joke.
*Speaks up* Ahem, What's worse than your dog getting run over?
Kagome: I don't have a dog.
Kikyou: What about InuYasha?
InuYasha: FUCK NAW!!!!
Kagome: *to Shigure* That's a bad thing?
Shigure: You know, you're killing the joke.
Miroku: If a dog is the descendent of a wolf than doesn't that make Kouga Inuyasha's superior?
InuYasha: WHA!?
Kikyou: Yeah, and if it's true that both of you are canines, than, when Kouga says he hates the smell of dogs does he stink?
Kouga: Hey I just read my lines, I don't analyze them.
Sango: Shippou's a dog too right? In a sense, he could be InuYasha's puppy.
Rin: No, he's be Kouga's puppy
Kikyou: He's a puppy 3
Tohru: Well, it those two got together than they could be Shippou's Mommy and Daddy! That' would be wonderful!
Kohaku: Shippou doesn't need parents. He needs counseling.
Shippou: Hey, I got a dime of counseling right here so shut up!
Kikyou: Who would be Shippou's Mommy?
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!
InuYasha: Like Hell!!!
Naraku: No, I think Kouga should be, he's got a more feminine figure.
(Suna Cocoa: When did I put Naraku back with the rest of them? Oh well)
Shippou: He wears a skirt for Christ's sake!!
Kouga: Only because I'm secure with my masculinity.
Inuyasha; MASCULINITY!? You're a fuck'n queer!!
Kouga: Hey, you can't say that unless you're gay!
InuYasha: Since when!?
Kagura: You know, it's like how you can only say n*gger if you'r e black.
InuYasha: You said it!!
Kagura: I'm Wigger so it's okay.
Amiko: People, we're way off the subject here.
Suna Cocoa: Subject?
Amiko: Whatever.
Shigure: HEY! I'M SUPPOSE TO PROVIDE THE COMIC RELIEF HERE!!!
InuYasha: You can't say masculinity if it's only this big [_______]
Kouga: Yeah right! I'm 9 inches baby!
InuYasha: *doubtfully* Uh huh…
Kouga: Okay 8
InuYasha: Sure..
Kouga: Alright 7 ½
Naraku: You know, it is a MINI skirt.
Kouga: Maybe closer to 6
InuYasha: Oh Oh 5 4 3 2 1 VAGINA!! *Does Broadway hands*
Kouga: Shut Up!!
Sango: You shouldn't' take offense if it's not true.
(Kouga gets sensitive with teary eyes)
InuYasha: Oh but it is
Kagome: Well how would you know!?
Sango: He did assure us he wasn't gay.
Kikyou: So is Kouga a woman?
(Shrugs all around)
Miska: He wears a skirt! They didn't have underwear back then.
(Kyou walks in about now)
Suna Cocoa: So he IS a guy, that we can be sure of.
Miska: Wasn't he naked in a previous chapter?
Kyou: No underwear?