Welcome! This is my fourth story. I thought of this story while listening
to Disney music. But don't worry; I am continuing my other story. Well now
for the disclaimer. I do not own Legend of Zelda, Disney, the only thing I
own is the idea of the story. Note: There are no Mary-Sues in this story.
At least not yet.
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The Girl of My Dreams
One day Link was in the forest, thinking about something. He was 17, and he still hadn't settled down yet. Navi, his fairy was resting on shelf. As he was thinking about this, there was a knock on the door. He said, "Who's there?" A voice replied, "Oh just open the door!" It was a girl's voice. He opened the door to see Saria, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto. Malon said sweetly and flirtatiously, "We have come to get you to choose which one of us will be you bride." Link looked startled by this. He queried, "Just what brought this along?" Ruto was the one to answer now. She said, "Well.... It started like this." Navi awoke her wings fluttered eagerly. She exclaimed, "I LOVE FLASHBACKS! They are so much fun!"
====Flashback to last night====
Zelda, Ruto, Malon, and Saria are at Saria's house playing poker. Zelda said, "Link loves me the most!" Ruto argued and said, "Bull crap! He loves me most. He is my fiancé." Malon said, "Au contraire, Link loves me the most because I am so fine." Zelda's soda came out of her nose. She said, "Yeah right!" Saria said, "Link loves me because I am his best friend." Ruto said, "Let's go ask Link and see who he loves the most.
====End Flashback====
Link shrugged and said, "Hmm...That makes sense, but I don't know who I love the most. I was thinking about it. I will have to go on dates with each of you." Zelda said, "But how will we know who goes first Link?" Link responded, "We will draw straws. The one with the biggest goes first and so on." The girls each drew straws. The order was, Saria, Malon, Ruto, and then Zelda. Link said, "Alright Saria, You can't go out with me because you are to young and it is illegal. I am sorry." Saria ran off crying. (A/N: Sorry to all the Link/Saria lovers. She is too young.) Link said, "So Malon you are first, then Ruto, then last but not least Zelda. Malon, I will pick you up tonight at 7:00. Now I bid you all good day." Ruto said, "But Link..." He responded, "I said good day!" (A/N: I don't own that 70's show either) And with that the girls left. Link had to take a shower and get all-clean. And then he had to shave. He put on his blue earring and his freshly pressed green tunic. He put it on and his hat. He told Navi, "Now Navi, you are going to have to behave during my date with Malon. Now I want you to go into my hat and I do not want to hear a word. Got it?" Navi replied, "Yup!" Link walked out of his house, and saw Saria in her house bawling. He walked in and gave her a small kiss on the cheek and left for the field. He summoned Epona and rode off to the ranch.
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So how do you like it? This is my first story to actually try to get serious. Please Read And Review! Oh yeah... TO BE COUNTINUED!
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The Girl of My Dreams
One day Link was in the forest, thinking about something. He was 17, and he still hadn't settled down yet. Navi, his fairy was resting on shelf. As he was thinking about this, there was a knock on the door. He said, "Who's there?" A voice replied, "Oh just open the door!" It was a girl's voice. He opened the door to see Saria, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto. Malon said sweetly and flirtatiously, "We have come to get you to choose which one of us will be you bride." Link looked startled by this. He queried, "Just what brought this along?" Ruto was the one to answer now. She said, "Well.... It started like this." Navi awoke her wings fluttered eagerly. She exclaimed, "I LOVE FLASHBACKS! They are so much fun!"
====Flashback to last night====
Zelda, Ruto, Malon, and Saria are at Saria's house playing poker. Zelda said, "Link loves me the most!" Ruto argued and said, "Bull crap! He loves me most. He is my fiancé." Malon said, "Au contraire, Link loves me the most because I am so fine." Zelda's soda came out of her nose. She said, "Yeah right!" Saria said, "Link loves me because I am his best friend." Ruto said, "Let's go ask Link and see who he loves the most.
====End Flashback====
Link shrugged and said, "Hmm...That makes sense, but I don't know who I love the most. I was thinking about it. I will have to go on dates with each of you." Zelda said, "But how will we know who goes first Link?" Link responded, "We will draw straws. The one with the biggest goes first and so on." The girls each drew straws. The order was, Saria, Malon, Ruto, and then Zelda. Link said, "Alright Saria, You can't go out with me because you are to young and it is illegal. I am sorry." Saria ran off crying. (A/N: Sorry to all the Link/Saria lovers. She is too young.) Link said, "So Malon you are first, then Ruto, then last but not least Zelda. Malon, I will pick you up tonight at 7:00. Now I bid you all good day." Ruto said, "But Link..." He responded, "I said good day!" (A/N: I don't own that 70's show either) And with that the girls left. Link had to take a shower and get all-clean. And then he had to shave. He put on his blue earring and his freshly pressed green tunic. He put it on and his hat. He told Navi, "Now Navi, you are going to have to behave during my date with Malon. Now I want you to go into my hat and I do not want to hear a word. Got it?" Navi replied, "Yup!" Link walked out of his house, and saw Saria in her house bawling. He walked in and gave her a small kiss on the cheek and left for the field. He summoned Epona and rode off to the ranch.
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So how do you like it? This is my first story to actually try to get serious. Please Read And Review! Oh yeah... TO BE COUNTINUED!