Kai Lovergrl: Hello hun! I can't thank you enough for all those wonderful reviews you gave me! YAY! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. Lol. Yesh, I love it when people point things out that they love about my fics! It's so warming and cute… YAY! Yes, Kai and Jenny should get together, but not all is so clear, darling! HAHAHAHA! Um… so yeah, thank you again for your wonderful-ness!
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Amy85: Hola chica! Yes, I did read your bio and I will get round to reading your fic- don't worry hun! Hmm… whom will Kai be with????? You will have to see, as I cannot tell you. It is a secret I will carry to my grave. That is until I post it on the Internet… thanx mate! :)
Lost without you NOT: Hey. Don't do 'you noe wot'! Lol. You're feeling dizzy? Cool. Lol. Hey, you may be right on the pairing there. But you'll never know! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Um… actually you will. Eventually. HAHAHAHAH! Erm… so yeah. Thank you very much for the nice review there. I appreciate every one of them! Oh, and cool name ^_^.
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Emerald Skies: *Sighs and shakes head* You've done it again… you've changed your name. Hun, you have to understand that when some people *cough* me *cough* see a strange and new name on their favourite's list they immediately think 'Who the hell is that dolt?' I am saying this for you hun. So smell the cheese and keep this frigging name for more than a week… okay? Lol. But thank you for the review babes! Wow, so many languages… X_x lol. Yes, the text is sent you was strangely sane. One of my only ones that is actually normal, so I hope you haven't deleted it ^_^. Oh no, I just got back now from my relatives (I will read your fic in a min- don't worry!). Well, it wasn't that bad. But the highlight was definitely my uncle choking on a cheese cracker… *sigh*. Ne ways I'm rambling. Tra!
Vampyre Neko: HELLO! That was a bit of a short review there, but ah well. After all- a review is a review! Isn't it amazing how I can make conversation for a simple 'Upd8 soon!'? Lol. Thank you so very much anyways!
Oh, and before I go, don't forget to look for the hidden word. The first person who gets it in my review (and tells me what it is) gets…*rummages through Christmas stocking* um, well, we'll cross that bridge when it comes to it. The low-down on this chapter… its about a week after we joined him on his first day of school. Yup yip pip. Disclaimer; (why do I do these?) I don't think I own this. If I did then I wouldn't really be writing fics about Kai and Rei etc… I would be trying to make them REAL!!!! MWA HA HA HA… yeah. On with the next chapter!!!! Chapter Five; Return of the Bredi"No. There's no way you'll convince me. Nooooooo way. None at all."
Tyson was not deterred by this, and continued his task of pulling at Kai in an attempt to make him move. However, it was failing… dismally. Rei, Max and Kenny were standing by, looking at the scene unfolding before their eyes and shaking their heads in pity.
"No! Tyson, when are you going to learn? I will not go. Let go of me," Kai's tone of voice was deadly. Tyson just continued what he did best. Bugging Kai.
"Ah, come on misery guts! It's only an audition," Tyson at this point was almost tearing Kai's shirt off his arm.
"But it's Romeo and Juliet!" his protests fell on deaf ears.
/I swear. One day I'll kill him. He'll push me way too far and I'll throw him off a cliff./
Rei joined in the efforts to move Kai to where they were heading; Mr. Drater's drama studio. For Kai, that was the last straw. He'd had enough. Tearing his arm away from a startled Tyson's grip, he spun around to stop Rei pushing him forwards. Seeing Tyson was distracted, he grabbed him by the scruff of his collar and shoved him into an open locker that was nearby, slamming it shut with a small smirk. That would teach him. Muffled protests and banging came from inside the locker. This just made Kai's smirk grow.
"Listen up while you have the chance, Tyson, I choose what and what not to do. I don't want to go to the Romeo and Juliet auditions, so I wont. Easy isn't it?" Kai looked at the grey metal locker and was happy to hear that Tyson had now stopped banging.
"Kai, I think you should let him out. He was only trying to get you to do something new," Max suggested and turned away so nobody could see the smile on his face.
Suddenly there was a loud erupting, very off-putting noise from in the locker…and Kai backed away from the locker, with a baffled yet strangely horrified expression across his face. Rei fell against the wall, and Max covered his nose, as if he'd done this a thousand times. Kenny switched Dizzi on.
"Chief, has there been a nuclear bomb? So…much…GAS!"
Kenny flicked her off and looked at the others, who looked terrified.
"Run!"
Rei grabbed Kai and they ran in the opposite direction, narrowly avoiding the gaseous scents wafting from within the locker. Tyson had, quite literally, let it rip. That locker would have to be burned later.
/There is NO WAY I'm going to open that locker. I have sympathy for the person that has to open their locker to that smell./
Stifled laughter could be heard that echoed slightly in the small space that there was inside the metal locker. Kai rolled his eyes and the others approached Tyson with caution.
"Alright. Who's gonna open the door?" Rei asked, looking from face to face. No one volunteered for the awful task. "Well, I'll just have to pick then! I'll turn around while one of you gives us all a number," Rei turned so he couldn't see what was happening. Kai looked slightly lost.
/What the hell…?/
Kenny pointed to Kai and said he was number three, Rei number four, Kenny number two and Max number one.
"Done!" Kenny confirmed and Rei turned around.
"I call number… FOUR!"
There was a silence, and Rei's face fell.
"Oh. That'd be me then… can we do this again? Best out of three!" An irate Kai pushed Rei in front of the door and he gulped, raising a shaking hand towards the handle.
"Hey guys," a female voice called over from the other end of the corridor. Rei couldn't have been happier.
"Saved by the bell," he muttered, a relieved smile on his face.
"Hey Woody!" Max said, waving her over to where they were standing.
"Are you off to the auditions?" she enquired smiling slightly.
"Well… sort of," Kenny finished lamely putting Dizzi into his backpack.
"Well, if you just wait for me I'll put my stuff in my locker and we all can go together!"
Half-hearted agreements for her idea were heard as she approached Rei. The blader's faces soon changed into ones of horror as she slowly opened the door that Tyson was in. Oh no… she wasn't…?
Too late.
"EEEEW! What's that… TYSON? What are you doing in my locker?"
Everyone looked at each other, grimacing slightly. Max weakly suggested that they should get going soon and everyone soon nodded and set off at a fast pace towards the drama studio. Kai lagged behind cursing himself for even coming in the first place. Tyson looked behind him to see where Kai was and saw that he was ambling along at the back of the group. A look of determination set on his face suddenly, and he marched up to Kai and grabbed him once more by the sleeve of his white school shirt, dragging him to the front of the group.
"Tyson let go of me! I was going to watch the try-outs anyway! Tyson. TYSON LET ME GO NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU!" he failed to notice that they were in the studio and was causing quite a scene… again. "I SWEAR IT, I'LL KILL YOU!"
He stopped shouting and heard a round of applause from a small, balding teacher wearing a sharp black suit with a black shirt. His white tie stood out against the dark material and his eyes were shining with delight at Kai.
"Well done! You shall be… TYBALT! You Tybalt boy," he pointed at Kai, "Are the most evil thing I have ever seen… PERFECT!"
Kai quickly stopped the look of horror on his face before it had emerged. He watched as the teacher turned back around and walked away muttering about how evil Kai was. He couldn't believe his luck. He was now stuck in a play that he didn't want to do.
Kai imagined himself falling dramatically to his knees yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" with an evil monkey dancing around him. He shook this away quickly.
"Look, uh Mr. Drater. I think you misunderstood. I don't want to do this play," Kai tried to explain, but the teacher was having none of it.
"Too late, you shouldn't have come to the auditions," he flamboyantly took a bow and waved his hands around extravagantly. Standing upright again he looked over Kai's shoulder.
"Woody! How are you, little princess?" he asked, walking over to her and kneeling down on one knee.
"Fine sir. And you?"
He got up and dusted his knees off. Sniffing, he replied:
"I have been better. AH! MAX! I didn't know you were coming! I was about to give Romeo to this dolt!" he pointed violently at Tyson. Kai snorted but covered it up with a cough, covering his mouth to hide the smirk on his face.
The teacher clapped his hands loudly to get the attention of the students in the circular room. It was then that Kai noticed that Rei was sitting next to Jenny and Sara. In fact, he was the only one left standing. All faces were looking at him expectantly. Well, all except for Jenny and Sara who were amusing themselves by looking at each other seriously and then turning away again, laughing. They continued doing this for a while. Kai took a seat next to Woody and decided it was going to be a long half hour. He noted suspiciously that Sara and Jenny had bags by them with a large parcel sticking out of the top.
"RIGHT! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHY WE ARE here," the teacher said the last part so softly it was barely audible. Kai resisted the urge to back away.
"First up is… RRRRRRRRRRRRREI!"
Rei's cheeks burned as he stood up and walked to the centre of the circle. He quickly launched into an impressive performance of a few of Benvolio's lines. The teacher clapped and assured him he had got the part. Tyson was called next. He strutted confidently to where Rei had been.
"WHAT LIGHT through yonder WINDOW breaks?" he yelled hammishly, flailing his hands as if he was drowning. "It is the east… and Juliet… is the WEST!"
Kai buried his head in his hands resisting the urge to smack Tyson again. This couldn't get any worse. Mr. Drater smiled flakily.
"Yes, you can be Lord Montague," Tyson smiled, pleased with himself. "We'll just cut out all of your lines," Tyson's face fell and he walked dejectedly back to his seat.
"Ah, let's see… Sara!" the tutor instructed, smiling brightly.
"Ah, sir… um, this is a joint effort between me and Jenny!" Sara said, relinquishing the prop from her bag. Jenny followed her into the centre stage, and they both took the paper off their elongated props to reveal…
"Breadsticks?" questioned Max with a cocked eyebrow.
Jenny and Sara growled at each other, and Jenny spoke to the teacher.
"Well, sir, we wanted to show our talents in such an original manner…that we've gone for…Star Wars, the Return of the Breadi!"
The teacher rolled his eyes as the two began laying into each other with the breadsticks. Jenny began to yell "Mine's a crust, ya better beware!" and Sara replied manically "Mine's BUTTERED!" She then proceeded to splat a pile of margarine onto Jenny's face. They then noticed that the audience were watching them with bemused, almost frightened looks. Sara stopped.
"Wait a second. I think I know what's wrong…"
Rei laughed. She'd finally got that they looked like idiots.
"That's right!" agreed Jenny dramatically, "WE FORGOT THE MUSIC!"
The audience groaned as Jenny jogged over to a small CD player and pressed play. She turned to the teacher.
"We couldn't get hold of the Star Wars music, so…seeing as it's a fight scene…we went for 'The eye of the Tiger' by Survivor. Off the Rocky films."
The teacher sat down, overwhelmed by this show of absurdity, and the music began.
"Dun…dun dun dun….dun dun dun….dun dun duuuunnnn!"
Jenny and Sara, making ridiculous sound effects like "Vwarum, vrarum" whenever they swung their breadsticks, carried on fighting. They were properly beating each other up now. Sara's hair was covered in breadcrumbs, whilst Jenny's face was yellow with smeared butter. Kai sighed.
/I don't believe this…/
Jenny yelled and jumped into the air, brandishing her beaten breadstick like a Samurai sword.
"WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Just as she was about to bring her final devastating blow down upon Sara, the teacher stood up.
"I think that's…enough…" he said.
Sara looked crest-fallen.
"But we didn't do our finale where Jenny jumps off-"
"I said that's enough. Jenny; you can play… Juliet's nurse!"
Jenny jumped up and down on the spot and squealed excitedly, waving her bread stick in the air. Sara glared at her in jealousy and Jenny laughed in her face, but kindly stopped the jumping for joy.
"Sara don't look so… sour. You can play the mother."
Sara's eyes lit up and she clapped her hands together.
"Oooh! Which one?" she asked, looking from Jenny to the teacher.
"Both."
"Huh?"
"Sara, just go back to your seat. You too Jenny," Mr. Drater smacked his head and pointed to their seats. Sara and Jenny looked slightly sheepish and walked back from centre stage.
"Now those two idiots are gone, who shall I call next? Let me see… MAX! Show us your stuff," the teacher sat back down again as Max made his way to where he was to perform with a small smile.
"Um…I was gonna do the 'palm to palm' speech, but there's no Juliet…"Max's voice faltered. Mr Drater smiled.
"That's alright. Woody, could you stand in as Juliet?"
Woody gave the teacher a smile and stood up alongside Max. They moved to centre stage together.
Max opened his mouth, and out it came. "If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this…"
The moment he spoke, the audience were enraptured. They'd had no idea whatsoever that Max was such an actor! His voice was powerful and the tones were dulcet and beautiful. Finally, Woody broke in with Juliet's lines, and the two bantered on, through the soliloquy until Juliet's lines: "Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer…" when the teacher cut them off.
"Beautiful, you two are perfect!"
/How can Max be Romeo? He's way too hyper./
"Sir?" a boy with brown hair, which cascaded into his eyes sitting next to Sara, raised a well built arm. "I'd like to audition next for the part of Mercutio,"
The teacher looked slightly taken aback.
"Why yes, certainly Josh Traf. It's good to see you want to take part in something," he smiled in a friendly manner at him.
The jock caught Kai's eyes and smirked at him.
/What's his problem?/The jock, Josh, continued to sneer at him throughout his audition and Kai grew increasingly uncomfortable. He finished his try-out and the teacher applauded, giving him his congratulations.
"Mercutio it is Josh, and congrats," he looked around the room. "No more people auditioning? Oh… I thought there were going to be more people than this…" he looked slightly glum but then caught sight of Kenny. "You, boy with the glasses! Can you pull curtains?"
"Uh… yeah I think so."
"GREAT! You get the part of the curtain puller! First rehearsal is tomorrow after school for an hour. Turn up… OR ELSE! Have a nice day," the students got up out of their chairs and began stacking them up before leaving.
/Well that was… interesting./
Kai walked home contemplating what had happened in his day. He had been told of by a number of teachers, nothing new there, he had been forced to accept the part of Tybalt, but at least he hadn't been caned. Rubbing his nose in a stressed manner he noted that there was a slight bump on the end of it. Slightly alarmed, he tried to see what it was by crossing his eyes and concentrating on the edge of his nose. He was focussed on trying to see what it was that he didn't notice he was about to walk into somebody until it was too late.
"Watch where you're going freak!" said a strong masculine voice to Kai.
"Sorry, it's not like I enjoy walking into people," he said, losing focus on the zit and looking at the person he had bumped into.
It was Josh.
"Well, just look next time, sharky," the taller boy sneered.
/Sharky? Is that the best he's got?/
Kai just smirked in a secretive manner at Josh walking past him. The one thing he knew was that smirking at someone as if he knew something they didn't really unnerved people. So he did just that. Josh called more threats after him but he didn't really listen. A plop on the end of his nose not only reminded him that he had a huge zit, but also told him that it was beginning to rain. Looking up he noticed for the first time that the clouds were gathered and grey.
/Great. Just what I need./
Awww! Our poor little Kai is getting gyp from a jock called Josh… how ironic. Don't ask why it is though… I haven't the faintest.
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