REVIEWS! REVIEWS! *Rolls around in pile of reviews* Wahoo!
Once again I would like to reference my friend Death_Cry! We did it. Our lame little story is a hit!
Harry: yeah yeah
Author: ehem. You know what this means....
You have to strip while singing "I'm too sexy!"
Harry: NO WAY!
Author: I thought it wouldn't come to this but... *pulls out album of Harry's baby pictures*
Harry: So...
Author: Ah here it is. Hmm I'm sure our wonderful viewers would LOVE to see your rear end.
Harry: NO! ok ok *starts singing* "I'm too sexy for my robes, too sexy for my broom..."
Author: *laughing head off* the PANTS Potter!
Harry: *grumbles* this is far enough now! This fic is PG mind you.
Author: I guess you are right *sigh* .....on with the story!
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Ch. 3- Introductions
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Just then the door opened again...
And in walked Ron and Hermione. Ron's face was bright red while Hermione seemed to be seething with anger.
'Typical' thought Draco; 'The little Weasleys got himself in trouble with his girlfriend.' He gave Ron a violent sneer, which only resulted in a questioning look from Ron.
'Who was this kid and why was he sneering at him?' thought Ron. He returned the look with a hollow stare.
'No, he wasn't going to make any enemies' he thought, 'Hermione wouldn't like that.'
Ron took the seat next to Malfoy and motioned for Harry and Hermione to do the same.
"So," Ron began, "Are you new here?" Hermione frowned at Ron's stupidity. Well, obviously, if you haven't seen him before...
Draco stared at him. Then Harry. Then Hermione. Had the entire world gone mad? At least Hermione must realize...
"Of course he's new you dolt!" Hermione was obviously no as smart as he once thought. Draco mulled over the situation... on one hand, prove that Harry and his twerpy friends were idiots, on the other hand complete humiliation of pretending to be...
His mouth decided before his head, "Yeah I'm the new. Gryffindor."
"Really?" Ron inquired, "We are too! I'm Ron Weasley, she's Hermione Granger and he's Harry-"
"Dursley." Harry finished. He didn't feel like having his scar gawked at for the next class. Ron glanced at him, wondering
"Dursley?" Draco repeated incredulously. Who was playing the stupid charade now? And what kind of stupid name was that? He himself had come up with something much better, much better. A name that would make even Potter-boy squirm in his seat with jealousy, but he had to do it subtlety, mustn't give away the game. It was almost too easy.
"I'm Eric ______." the last word was mumbled and incomprehensible. Hermione quirked an eyebrow; it was obvious he didn't want his family name known.
Which was why Ron wasn't the smartest person...
"Eric what?" asked Ron, all innocence.
"Eric..." Draco tried hard to keep a straight face as he whispered out the next bit...
"Eric Dumbledore."
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GASP! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn! What does this all mean? Why is Draco giving false names? What will happen next? Will more people review!?!?!?!
Harry: I doubt that.
Author: Oh yeah, wanna bet?
Harry: YOU'RE ON! *Shakes Foresight's hand*
Author: You do know what this means if you lose right?
Harry: no.........what?
Author: You have to kiss Draco! On the lips!
Draco: I never agreed to that!
Author: Well I'm afraid you'll have to or else I just might delete this fic.
Harry and Draco: *grumble* okay....
Author: *smiles evily* mwahahahahaha!
Once again I would like to reference my friend Death_Cry! We did it. Our lame little story is a hit!
Harry: yeah yeah
Author: ehem. You know what this means....
You have to strip while singing "I'm too sexy!"
Harry: NO WAY!
Author: I thought it wouldn't come to this but... *pulls out album of Harry's baby pictures*
Harry: So...
Author: Ah here it is. Hmm I'm sure our wonderful viewers would LOVE to see your rear end.
Harry: NO! ok ok *starts singing* "I'm too sexy for my robes, too sexy for my broom..."
Author: *laughing head off* the PANTS Potter!
Harry: *grumbles* this is far enough now! This fic is PG mind you.
Author: I guess you are right *sigh* .....on with the story!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ch. 3- Introductions
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Just then the door opened again...
And in walked Ron and Hermione. Ron's face was bright red while Hermione seemed to be seething with anger.
'Typical' thought Draco; 'The little Weasleys got himself in trouble with his girlfriend.' He gave Ron a violent sneer, which only resulted in a questioning look from Ron.
'Who was this kid and why was he sneering at him?' thought Ron. He returned the look with a hollow stare.
'No, he wasn't going to make any enemies' he thought, 'Hermione wouldn't like that.'
Ron took the seat next to Malfoy and motioned for Harry and Hermione to do the same.
"So," Ron began, "Are you new here?" Hermione frowned at Ron's stupidity. Well, obviously, if you haven't seen him before...
Draco stared at him. Then Harry. Then Hermione. Had the entire world gone mad? At least Hermione must realize...
"Of course he's new you dolt!" Hermione was obviously no as smart as he once thought. Draco mulled over the situation... on one hand, prove that Harry and his twerpy friends were idiots, on the other hand complete humiliation of pretending to be...
His mouth decided before his head, "Yeah I'm the new. Gryffindor."
"Really?" Ron inquired, "We are too! I'm Ron Weasley, she's Hermione Granger and he's Harry-"
"Dursley." Harry finished. He didn't feel like having his scar gawked at for the next class. Ron glanced at him, wondering
"Dursley?" Draco repeated incredulously. Who was playing the stupid charade now? And what kind of stupid name was that? He himself had come up with something much better, much better. A name that would make even Potter-boy squirm in his seat with jealousy, but he had to do it subtlety, mustn't give away the game. It was almost too easy.
"I'm Eric ______." the last word was mumbled and incomprehensible. Hermione quirked an eyebrow; it was obvious he didn't want his family name known.
Which was why Ron wasn't the smartest person...
"Eric what?" asked Ron, all innocence.
"Eric..." Draco tried hard to keep a straight face as he whispered out the next bit...
"Eric Dumbledore."
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GASP! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn! What does this all mean? Why is Draco giving false names? What will happen next? Will more people review!?!?!?!
Harry: I doubt that.
Author: Oh yeah, wanna bet?
Harry: YOU'RE ON! *Shakes Foresight's hand*
Author: You do know what this means if you lose right?
Harry: no.........what?
Author: You have to kiss Draco! On the lips!
Draco: I never agreed to that!
Author: Well I'm afraid you'll have to or else I just might delete this fic.
Harry and Draco: *grumble* okay....
Author: *smiles evily* mwahahahahaha!