Disclaimer: do I really have to say this, I mean your not even
gunna read this or even care. I mean if I said, "Yes I own them
all" (which I don't) it's not like you'll actually believe me. ......
Ok on with the fic.
Warnings: Lang. If I feel like it and NUDITY OMG!!! AAHHHH!!
'......' Thoughts
@.......@ Dreams
READ THIS ****************************************
HEY EVERYONE!!! Yeah...so... I'm back ......... Actually I was thinking of stopping the fic for a while but I was startin to feel bad about that, leavin yah hangin on a cliff an all. *Sigh* It seems you all won me over to write another chapter. Problem is I still kinda have writers block (especially with this one... yah know, the whole reason for me wantin to end it) Anyway if any one of you out there happens to have suggestions for the next chap on what should happen ect... then hopefully you'll tell me in a review or something. If you do and I like it then you'll have the honor of having this ...wonderful... story dedicated to you ^_^ ok Anyway...I'm done.
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Chapter 6
Big Fish
'It has been exactly two hours and thirty-three minutes since I was caught' noted Kia checking the clock near her head as she sat, or rather lay, under the watchful eye of Chichi.
Ever since that Goku man, whose name she learned because of a loud screeching woman in a distant room of the house, had found her on the doorstep she had been rushed in and forced to rest on the bed she had been previously occupying.
The woman, or Chichi, had literally lifted her off her feet and carried her to the bed. Of course she didn't resist because if you ever have to face a woman who looked like she would smash your face in with a frying pan at the most minor incident then you would just go along with it too. Also, of course for the same reason, was why Kia had been unmoving for exactly two hours and thirty-five minutes now.
"Um... excuse me, misses Chichi..." Chichi glanced up from her tea at the sound of her name. "Yes, what is it?" Kia lifted up slightly in order to face Chichi but she was pushed right back down. Giving up she just turned her head instead. "Well... um, I thought you should know, I really do feel fine, I don't want to be a bother to anyone." She said as politely as she could. "Nonsense! You are in no condition at all to be moving around, especially after that stunt you just pulled. You could have very well died if that Piccolo hadn't told us that he'd seen you!"
"Piccolo?" Kia asked confused as to whom she was talking about. "Yes, surely you saw him? He's a giant green man!" Kia remembered then. It was that, uh, man she meet in the forest. 'So his name is Piccolo huh' "Is it Piccolo as in ...like the instrument." Kia asked quietly to her self. Chichi heard it however and thought she was asked the question. "Yes, yes like the instrument, but I don't think he's all that musical." Kia turned her head to face Chichi, "How come?" Chichi took a sip of her drink and continued. "Oh, that's because he seems to be the silent, stern type, but I have to say when he get a little riled up he's pretty noisy."
"I see..." Kia turned her head back and pondered about this piccolo fellow till there was a knock at the door. Chichi looked up from the magazine he had started to read and got up to answer it. She opened the door and started to talk quietly. Kia couldn't see who it was but she was able to hear what was being said. "...Please
Chichi, just for a little while, I'll bring back a nice big one for you."
"Now Goku, you know Gohan should be studying right now, he missed a whole three hours of it the other day when you and piccolo went sparing."
"But Chichi... ah I'll make sure he'll study while were there and when we get back, how's that?"
"Goku, I'LL make sure he'll be studying right now, AND when you get back. He never studies when he's out with you and your buddies, you know that."
"Aww, but Chichi...."
"NO BUTS, HE'S NOT GOING FISHING WITH YOU!! Now get going before I have to make you leave!"
"Yes Chichi!"
Kia then heard a thunder of running out of the house while Goku ran away. Chichi then sweeping a few strands of hair out of her face turned back to Kia with a smile. "I'm going to go check on my son real quick, you just stay here and rest." She then left and closed the door behind her. Kia looked at the door in a kind of shock. 'Note to self: don't argue with Chichi, you'll never win.'
After a few moments in the silent room Kia started to relax and fall asleep when suddenly a loud scream filled the house. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGOOOHHHAAANNNNN!!!!!!" Kia jumped up out of bed and fell onto the floor.
Slightly shaky she made her way to the door and out into the hall where she could see Chichi fuming. "Is anything wrong Chichi?" She asked as nicely as she could, hoping the woman didn't turn her anger on herself. "YES SOMETHINGS WRONG, Ooooohh that Goku he's going to be in SO much trouble when they get back. And I TOLD him arrggg!!"
Kia took a few steps toward the door. "Is Gohan not here?" Kia asked recalling what they were talking about before. "No! He jumped out the window and went to go fishing with his father!"
"Umm," Kia pondered for a bit while Chichi stomped around then got any idea, "hey Mrs. Chichi, how about I go and find Gohan, and make sure he studies. I'm get pretty good grades in school I'm sure I can help." Chichi stopped her rampaging and looked at Kia. "Oh would you, that would be a big favor to me!"
"Um, yeah sure, I'll just go now and catch up with them."
"Oh thank you Kia! You know I bet you would be a great wife for my little Goh—"Chichi's voice was cut off as Kia raced out the door.
She had to hurry before Chichi realized what she just did and tried to put her back in bed. After just a minute of running however... "KIAA!! YOU GET BACK HERE YOUR SUPPOESED TO BE RESTING!!!" Chichi came storming out of the house with a wild look on her face and a frying pan in her hand.
Kia quickly jumped onto the closest tree and climbed up to the top. She made it just in time to as Chichi ran right by her tree 10 seconds after she climbed it. It wasn't to long before Chichi gave up however. She did have better things to do after all and she knew I'd probably be back to get my stuff.
Kia waited for about fifteen minutes before she climbed back down. 'Oh I hope she's not hiding somewhere in a bush waiting for me...'
Kia snuck around in the forest till she was sure the coast was clear and headed in the direction of a lake she had seen from her post in the tree. After all Kia was no Liar, she was going to go find Gohan and make sure he studies...about how to fish. 'hehehe'.
As soon as she got to the lake however, there was know one there. 'Well shoot...does this mean I have to go back?' Kia looked around the lake a little more but all she was able to find was a pile of clothes. 'I hope they weren't eaten or something.'
Then just as she turn back around to have one more look, the water started bubbling a little and out splashed what seemed to be Goku and with Gohan right behind him. Both were carrying, and I'm not exaggerating, two fish the size of a car.
Kia was started and fell back on her bum, but that wasn't the only thing that surprised her. Both Father and Son were standing in front of her, BUCK NUDE! Gohan was the first to notice her and ran behind a bush to change with a blush on his face. Goku however, when he saw her he just smiled and waved a little.
That was all Kia could take. It seems that her mind just kind of stopped and she blacked out.
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Awww poor Kia hopefully she will stop getting all theses "Shocks" might kill her someday after all... but I'm not done yet ^_~ Don't forget to review ^________________________________^
gunna read this or even care. I mean if I said, "Yes I own them
all" (which I don't) it's not like you'll actually believe me. ......
Ok on with the fic.
Warnings: Lang. If I feel like it and NUDITY OMG!!! AAHHHH!!
'......' Thoughts
@.......@ Dreams
READ THIS ****************************************
HEY EVERYONE!!! Yeah...so... I'm back ......... Actually I was thinking of stopping the fic for a while but I was startin to feel bad about that, leavin yah hangin on a cliff an all. *Sigh* It seems you all won me over to write another chapter. Problem is I still kinda have writers block (especially with this one... yah know, the whole reason for me wantin to end it) Anyway if any one of you out there happens to have suggestions for the next chap on what should happen ect... then hopefully you'll tell me in a review or something. If you do and I like it then you'll have the honor of having this ...wonderful... story dedicated to you ^_^ ok Anyway...I'm done.
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Chapter 6
Big Fish
'It has been exactly two hours and thirty-three minutes since I was caught' noted Kia checking the clock near her head as she sat, or rather lay, under the watchful eye of Chichi.
Ever since that Goku man, whose name she learned because of a loud screeching woman in a distant room of the house, had found her on the doorstep she had been rushed in and forced to rest on the bed she had been previously occupying.
The woman, or Chichi, had literally lifted her off her feet and carried her to the bed. Of course she didn't resist because if you ever have to face a woman who looked like she would smash your face in with a frying pan at the most minor incident then you would just go along with it too. Also, of course for the same reason, was why Kia had been unmoving for exactly two hours and thirty-five minutes now.
"Um... excuse me, misses Chichi..." Chichi glanced up from her tea at the sound of her name. "Yes, what is it?" Kia lifted up slightly in order to face Chichi but she was pushed right back down. Giving up she just turned her head instead. "Well... um, I thought you should know, I really do feel fine, I don't want to be a bother to anyone." She said as politely as she could. "Nonsense! You are in no condition at all to be moving around, especially after that stunt you just pulled. You could have very well died if that Piccolo hadn't told us that he'd seen you!"
"Piccolo?" Kia asked confused as to whom she was talking about. "Yes, surely you saw him? He's a giant green man!" Kia remembered then. It was that, uh, man she meet in the forest. 'So his name is Piccolo huh' "Is it Piccolo as in ...like the instrument." Kia asked quietly to her self. Chichi heard it however and thought she was asked the question. "Yes, yes like the instrument, but I don't think he's all that musical." Kia turned her head to face Chichi, "How come?" Chichi took a sip of her drink and continued. "Oh, that's because he seems to be the silent, stern type, but I have to say when he get a little riled up he's pretty noisy."
"I see..." Kia turned her head back and pondered about this piccolo fellow till there was a knock at the door. Chichi looked up from the magazine he had started to read and got up to answer it. She opened the door and started to talk quietly. Kia couldn't see who it was but she was able to hear what was being said. "...Please
Chichi, just for a little while, I'll bring back a nice big one for you."
"Now Goku, you know Gohan should be studying right now, he missed a whole three hours of it the other day when you and piccolo went sparing."
"But Chichi... ah I'll make sure he'll study while were there and when we get back, how's that?"
"Goku, I'LL make sure he'll be studying right now, AND when you get back. He never studies when he's out with you and your buddies, you know that."
"Aww, but Chichi...."
"NO BUTS, HE'S NOT GOING FISHING WITH YOU!! Now get going before I have to make you leave!"
"Yes Chichi!"
Kia then heard a thunder of running out of the house while Goku ran away. Chichi then sweeping a few strands of hair out of her face turned back to Kia with a smile. "I'm going to go check on my son real quick, you just stay here and rest." She then left and closed the door behind her. Kia looked at the door in a kind of shock. 'Note to self: don't argue with Chichi, you'll never win.'
After a few moments in the silent room Kia started to relax and fall asleep when suddenly a loud scream filled the house. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGOOOHHHAAANNNNN!!!!!!" Kia jumped up out of bed and fell onto the floor.
Slightly shaky she made her way to the door and out into the hall where she could see Chichi fuming. "Is anything wrong Chichi?" She asked as nicely as she could, hoping the woman didn't turn her anger on herself. "YES SOMETHINGS WRONG, Ooooohh that Goku he's going to be in SO much trouble when they get back. And I TOLD him arrggg!!"
Kia took a few steps toward the door. "Is Gohan not here?" Kia asked recalling what they were talking about before. "No! He jumped out the window and went to go fishing with his father!"
"Umm," Kia pondered for a bit while Chichi stomped around then got any idea, "hey Mrs. Chichi, how about I go and find Gohan, and make sure he studies. I'm get pretty good grades in school I'm sure I can help." Chichi stopped her rampaging and looked at Kia. "Oh would you, that would be a big favor to me!"
"Um, yeah sure, I'll just go now and catch up with them."
"Oh thank you Kia! You know I bet you would be a great wife for my little Goh—"Chichi's voice was cut off as Kia raced out the door.
She had to hurry before Chichi realized what she just did and tried to put her back in bed. After just a minute of running however... "KIAA!! YOU GET BACK HERE YOUR SUPPOESED TO BE RESTING!!!" Chichi came storming out of the house with a wild look on her face and a frying pan in her hand.
Kia quickly jumped onto the closest tree and climbed up to the top. She made it just in time to as Chichi ran right by her tree 10 seconds after she climbed it. It wasn't to long before Chichi gave up however. She did have better things to do after all and she knew I'd probably be back to get my stuff.
Kia waited for about fifteen minutes before she climbed back down. 'Oh I hope she's not hiding somewhere in a bush waiting for me...'
Kia snuck around in the forest till she was sure the coast was clear and headed in the direction of a lake she had seen from her post in the tree. After all Kia was no Liar, she was going to go find Gohan and make sure he studies...about how to fish. 'hehehe'.
As soon as she got to the lake however, there was know one there. 'Well shoot...does this mean I have to go back?' Kia looked around the lake a little more but all she was able to find was a pile of clothes. 'I hope they weren't eaten or something.'
Then just as she turn back around to have one more look, the water started bubbling a little and out splashed what seemed to be Goku and with Gohan right behind him. Both were carrying, and I'm not exaggerating, two fish the size of a car.
Kia was started and fell back on her bum, but that wasn't the only thing that surprised her. Both Father and Son were standing in front of her, BUCK NUDE! Gohan was the first to notice her and ran behind a bush to change with a blush on his face. Goku however, when he saw her he just smiled and waved a little.
That was all Kia could take. It seems that her mind just kind of stopped and she blacked out.
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Awww poor Kia hopefully she will stop getting all theses "Shocks" might kill her someday after all... but I'm not done yet ^_~ Don't forget to review ^________________________________^