SOTR: Hehehe...sorry. Um, this is gonna have a song in it. It's 'I'll make
a man of you' from Mulan. I'm mocking Bakura with da song. Hahahaha!! By
the way, I don't own yugioh.
Malik: SHOUT OUTS!!
Malik Fan 03: Malik's always the perverted one, yep.
Malik: HEY!
Yaoi-Rated-R: long chapter..I can do..hehehe...more detail? OF COURSE!!! Ahhhh..aren't you so sweet to get revenge for me.
Malik:*rolls eyes*
BakuraForever: hey, thanks. Yea..um, your first review made NO sense at all...no offense!! Baku-chan!!
Bakura: WHAT???
SOTR: BakuraForever is one of your FAVE reviewers...
Bakura: O_O) You WOULDN'T!!!!
BakuraForever:*comes in and gives Bakura a kiss*
Bakura: (-_-) You would
SOTR: Hehehe...anyways, on with my fic. Oh and I don't own this song
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"Let's get down to business
To defeat the huns Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?"
Bakura grumbled as Anzu sat next to him in the stadium. "Hi Bakura! How you been?" she chirped.
"Bloody fine." He said as the principal cam on the stage for "announcements"
"You're the saddest
Bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you"
"What's wrong, Bakura?" Marik asked, flopping next to the wearisome Tomb Robber.
"Stupid Tomb Keeper...." Bakura mumbled.
"I heard that. (-_-)" Marik said
"(O_O)"
"Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within Once you find you center
You are sure to win"
"Good morning, students!" Mr. Houston, the principal said optimistically, while all the students mumbled things. Mr. Houston went blood red. "I SAID GOOD MORNING STUDENTS!!!!" he boomed, spitting on the microphone.
"GOOD MORNING, MR. HOUSTON!!!!!!" the teens rang out.
"(^-^) much better. (ahem) Now, I would like to.." Bakura didn't hear a word he said. His mind was in a practical world, where trouble was around every corner. He hadn't even heard Anzu growl that he was getting annoying.
"You're a spineless, pale
Pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you"
"Bakura, you ok?" Anzu asked in Chemistry.
"Yes, why do you ask, girl?"
"Just wondering..."
"Sure."
"Hey Bakura...?"
"What NOW?"
"Well...Marik asked me out, and well, if you don' mind, I'm going out with him."
"GO the hell ahead."
"I'm never gonna
Catch my breath"
"Ok."
After school........
"So, then Anzu, when do you want to go out?" Marik asked dumbly. He's not a genius with women..
"When do you think Marik???"
"FRIDAY."
"Duh"
"No need to get sarcastic...." Marik pouted, which Anzu thought quite cute. 'But Bakura's cuter.' She thought.
"Say good-bye to those
Who knew me"
"So when shall I pick you up?"
"7:30 sound ok?"
"IN THE MORNING?!?!"
"(-_-) night, dumb ass."
"oh. Ok"
"Boy, was I fool in school
For cutting gym"
"So, here's my phone number and address, ok?" she said writing it down on the palm of his hand.
"(^_^) OK!!"
"*Sighs* anyways, I guess I'll see you tomorrow at school."
"Ok, want me to walk you home?(playing good guy)"
"Naw.*kisses him on cheek* buh-bye!" waves and leaves
"This guys' got 'em
Scared to death"
"Nice job, Romeo." Bakura said, walking up to Marik.
"I thought I did an excellent job, mate! Now, cheerio!*runs off*"
"He's nuts. Well...maybe he won't have any after his excitement.."
2 weeks later......
"BAKURA!!!" Marik ran up to his Tomb Robbing friend.
"Hope he doesn't see right
Through me Now I really wish that I knew
How to swim"
"How was your date with Anzu? Get any~"
"She ain't a jinx...jinx's can't make a man that pleasured..*stars in his eyes*"
"You sicken me."
"At least I ACT like a man and just looking at her now makes me horny..*shiny eyes*"
"(Be a man) We must be swift as The coursing river (Be a man) With all the force Of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength Of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"
"Ugh. Malik, for Ra's sake, pull yourself together, man!"
"She hummed, Bakura! HUMMED, while doing it!! VIBRATION!!!!"
"I did not need to know what she did to you, OK??"
"I feel like a new man. I feel like ..Nemo, and I just want to go home."
"(O_O) WTF??"
"Time is racing toward
Us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order And you might survive You're unsuited for The rage of war So pack up, go home You're through
How could I make a man out of you?"
"Nemo!!"
"Nemo's a fish. You're a human, idiot."
"You're still a virgin!!!!!"
"(O_O)" SHUSH, MORON!!!"
"(Be a man) We must be swift as The coursing river (Be a man) With all the force Of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark
Side of the moon"
"Hm?"
"Nevermind. So...Anzu isn't..."
"HUH??"
"YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION?!"
"YOU CAN'T VERY WELL PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU"RE GETTING PLEASURE, BAKURA!!!!!"
"(----_----) Arghhhhhh!!! Fine, I'LL check for myself!!!!"
"you do that."
"I will"
"(Be a man) We must be swift as The coursing river (Be a man) With all the force Of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark
Side of the moon"
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SOTR: there you have the next chappie of Bakura's Nightmare! Plz review and I shall update!
Malik: SHOUT OUTS!!
Malik Fan 03: Malik's always the perverted one, yep.
Malik: HEY!
Yaoi-Rated-R: long chapter..I can do..hehehe...more detail? OF COURSE!!! Ahhhh..aren't you so sweet to get revenge for me.
Malik:*rolls eyes*
BakuraForever: hey, thanks. Yea..um, your first review made NO sense at all...no offense!! Baku-chan!!
Bakura: WHAT???
SOTR: BakuraForever is one of your FAVE reviewers...
Bakura: O_O) You WOULDN'T!!!!
BakuraForever:*comes in and gives Bakura a kiss*
Bakura: (-_-) You would
SOTR: Hehehe...anyways, on with my fic. Oh and I don't own this song
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"Let's get down to business
To defeat the huns Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?"
Bakura grumbled as Anzu sat next to him in the stadium. "Hi Bakura! How you been?" she chirped.
"Bloody fine." He said as the principal cam on the stage for "announcements"
"You're the saddest
Bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you"
"What's wrong, Bakura?" Marik asked, flopping next to the wearisome Tomb Robber.
"Stupid Tomb Keeper...." Bakura mumbled.
"I heard that. (-_-)" Marik said
"(O_O)"
"Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within Once you find you center
You are sure to win"
"Good morning, students!" Mr. Houston, the principal said optimistically, while all the students mumbled things. Mr. Houston went blood red. "I SAID GOOD MORNING STUDENTS!!!!" he boomed, spitting on the microphone.
"GOOD MORNING, MR. HOUSTON!!!!!!" the teens rang out.
"(^-^) much better. (ahem) Now, I would like to.." Bakura didn't hear a word he said. His mind was in a practical world, where trouble was around every corner. He hadn't even heard Anzu growl that he was getting annoying.
"You're a spineless, pale
Pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you"
"Bakura, you ok?" Anzu asked in Chemistry.
"Yes, why do you ask, girl?"
"Just wondering..."
"Sure."
"Hey Bakura...?"
"What NOW?"
"Well...Marik asked me out, and well, if you don' mind, I'm going out with him."
"GO the hell ahead."
"I'm never gonna
Catch my breath"
"Ok."
After school........
"So, then Anzu, when do you want to go out?" Marik asked dumbly. He's not a genius with women..
"When do you think Marik???"
"FRIDAY."
"Duh"
"No need to get sarcastic...." Marik pouted, which Anzu thought quite cute. 'But Bakura's cuter.' She thought.
"Say good-bye to those
Who knew me"
"So when shall I pick you up?"
"7:30 sound ok?"
"IN THE MORNING?!?!"
"(-_-) night, dumb ass."
"oh. Ok"
"Boy, was I fool in school
For cutting gym"
"So, here's my phone number and address, ok?" she said writing it down on the palm of his hand.
"(^_^) OK!!"
"*Sighs* anyways, I guess I'll see you tomorrow at school."
"Ok, want me to walk you home?(playing good guy)"
"Naw.*kisses him on cheek* buh-bye!" waves and leaves
"This guys' got 'em
Scared to death"
"Nice job, Romeo." Bakura said, walking up to Marik.
"I thought I did an excellent job, mate! Now, cheerio!*runs off*"
"He's nuts. Well...maybe he won't have any after his excitement.."
2 weeks later......
"BAKURA!!!" Marik ran up to his Tomb Robbing friend.
"Hope he doesn't see right
Through me Now I really wish that I knew
How to swim"
"How was your date with Anzu? Get any~"
"She ain't a jinx...jinx's can't make a man that pleasured..*stars in his eyes*"
"You sicken me."
"At least I ACT like a man and just looking at her now makes me horny..*shiny eyes*"
"(Be a man) We must be swift as The coursing river (Be a man) With all the force Of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength Of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"
"Ugh. Malik, for Ra's sake, pull yourself together, man!"
"She hummed, Bakura! HUMMED, while doing it!! VIBRATION!!!!"
"I did not need to know what she did to you, OK??"
"I feel like a new man. I feel like ..Nemo, and I just want to go home."
"(O_O) WTF??"
"Time is racing toward
Us till the Huns arrive Heed my every order And you might survive You're unsuited for The rage of war So pack up, go home You're through
How could I make a man out of you?"
"Nemo!!"
"Nemo's a fish. You're a human, idiot."
"You're still a virgin!!!!!"
"(O_O)" SHUSH, MORON!!!"
"(Be a man) We must be swift as The coursing river (Be a man) With all the force Of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark
Side of the moon"
"Hm?"
"Nevermind. So...Anzu isn't..."
"HUH??"
"YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION?!"
"YOU CAN'T VERY WELL PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU"RE GETTING PLEASURE, BAKURA!!!!!"
"(----_----) Arghhhhhh!!! Fine, I'LL check for myself!!!!"
"you do that."
"I will"
"(Be a man) We must be swift as The coursing river (Be a man) With all the force Of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark
Side of the moon"
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SOTR: there you have the next chappie of Bakura's Nightmare! Plz review and I shall update!