A/N: BOO!! *jump on readers* Hehehehe… How're you? Fine? ^^ We, the Cr@zy G&ls invite you, dear friends, to our first story in history!! Please, cheer!!
*cheers are heard*
Lily: Actually… this one is, in truth, an IM convo between Crystaline and me…
Crystaline: Any word about we not having lives… hush…
Alexis: Heh ^^;; But anyway… We decided to begin with this since it's pretty funny and such, and also cause… uhh…
Christina: *coughwedonthaveanyideascough*
Other girls: *laugh nervously* Hehehe… so yeah… LET'S BEGIN!!
Disclaimer: We, the Cr@zy G&ls, do not own Medabots, or Henry for that matter… So, you can't sue us!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *laugh in your face* *are glared at* Erm… ahem… let's begin…
Bashing Henry day
By: The Cr@zy G&ls
It was a normal day. Or so one would think. If you walked into 24HopMart that normal, cold December day, you wouldn't really suspect anything… Just 4 girls sitting around bored while Henry, the clerk, worked… Yes… It seemed normal.
However… We were NOT talking about normal girls in here.
Lily: *pokes everyone in the room*
*crickets chirp*
Crystaline: ... I need bug spray
Christina: *steps on crickets* bwahahahahaha...
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Alexis: *ahem* Hey… something wrong Henry?
Henry: *glaring at the squished crickets*
Lily: *sweatdrops* Either he loves crickets or he hates them…?
Crystaline: ...*sweatdrop* I'm guessing so…
Christina: *throws a cricket at Henry's hair*
Henry: AH!! *freaks out* Get it out! Get it out!
*Another cricket hops on his nose*
Henry: 0-0 ... *sweatdrops all over* *eyes roll back in his head* *groans and faints*
Crystaline: ...chicken -_-
Lily: ...... *laughs hard* poor Henry, wonder what happened to him… Oh heck… Alexis probably traumatized him…
**Flashback**
Henry: Stop eating the candy! You'll make the store bankrupt!!!
Crystaline: *smirks at him and nudges him* Henry-chan...
Henry: No.
Crystaline: But Henryyyyy....
Henry: No...
Crystaline: *chibi eyes*
Henry: *sighs* I'm not paying for you...
Other girls: *give him chibi eyes too* Pwease...
Henry: ...
Lily: *pokes Henry* Oh come ooooooooooooooooooooon Henry-chaaaaaaaaaan...
Henry: No
Alexis: *puppy dog eyes* please
Henry: no
Christina: just do it dammit!!
Henry: ...
Girls: *look at him expectantly*
Henry: ............................. -_-UU But I'm gonna get broke!!
Lily: But you're always broke...
Henry: That's beyond the point...
Lily: THAT'S the point...
Christina: And 'sides, you were the one that left the store alone in the first place...
Lily: She's right you know...
Henry: But that's not FAIR...
Lily: *suddenly has an idea (that can't be good...)* Hey!! We can pay you back if you come to our Karaoke bar with us!!
Henry: .............. WHAT?! Please tell me you're kidding?!
Lily: hey.. is it really such a bad idea?
Henry: YES!!
Crystaline: Well who asked you?
Henry: Noone! I mean- I Did! –er... wait... *confusing himself* Well, never mind... The answer is no! Now get out of here before you make the store more broke!
Christina: K... but we'll just have to tell you're boss, YOU *points* were irresponsible and left the store unguarded...
Alexis: …yeah, and some hoodlums just couldn't help themselves..
Lily: *grins* but we stopped them!
Crystaline: ...unfortunately they ran away before we could catch them... *smirks*
Henry: .....you girls are evil!
All: Thanks! ^_^
Alexis: *forgets what's happening and begins to munch on the chocolate*
Henry: HEY!!!
Alexis: O.o;;; *steps back* Anyway..
Lily: Just come on! You can't pay for all that was taken!
Crystaline: Yeah, but we can help ONLY if you come with us to the bar!
Christina: Now, are you coming or not? Am I going to have to force you?
Henry: Eh...no? But I DON'T want TO GO!!
Lily: ................ well Henry *shrugs* You can surely not go... but you won't get paid
Crystaline: And we know that to regain all that money you're gonna to work some extra time...
Alexis: Since your boss doesn't pay you all too well... *looking at the chocolate with not-too-good hidden desire*
Christina: But if you're so sure you don't wanna come... *walks away*
Girls: *follow her*
Henry: *alone*
Crickets: *sing*
Henry: .......
Crickets: *keep singing*
Henry: ........................
Cricket: you're a broke loser dude
Henry: O_o *stares at the cricket for a short period of time*
Cricket: *stick tongue (????????) out at him*
Henry: O____O *decides that the lack of money doesn't do good to his mind so follows the girls*
*at the Karaoke Bar (read more about this bar at Crystaline's Story "Karaoke Medabots Style")*
Crystaline: *raises eyebrow* Illusion of talking crickets?
Alexis: Yup!! ^-^ One of the good authoress powers...
Christina: *gives her thumbs up* Always with da good ideas huh, Lexis?
Lily: *big sweatdrop*
**End of Flashback**
Crystaline: *nods*almost feel bad for him... keyword being almost
Alexis: ^^; I see.... *pokes him with a stick*
Crystaline: *rolls her eyes* oh get up! *kicks him*
Henry: AH!! *bolts up*
Lily: *laughs* *gives him a cricket*
*five minutes later*
Lily: *blinks when she sees no reaction* hmph... *sticks it in his hair*
Henry: *blinkblink* *delayed reaction*
Crystaline: *smirks*
Henry: .....*finally clues in and panics*
Lily: wow Henry... wouldn't know why your actin' like that...
Henry: *stares* maybe because I always get stuck around you psycho girls!!
Christina: your point?
Crystaline: hey.. I resemble that…
Henry: *mumbles*
Lily: ^_^ cheer up Henry-chan
Henry: ..why should I?
Lily: ....... don't know, ask Crys
Crystaline: *thinks* hm... *smirks* cause we said?
Henry: yeah, so?
Crystaline: no, no... you're missing the point *becomes menacing* because WE said.
Henry: ....*nervous* oh..
Christina: *smirks*
Lily: hey... I've got an idea...... *smirks*
Henry: *raises eyebrow*
Lily: *walks away*
Alexis: ............ Henry are you dumb or something? Run!!
Henry: *blinkblink* *nods* *runs away*
Lily: *comes back and blinks* ehh? Where's him?
Crystaline: *points to a shaking closet* well, I don't know... but I know wherever he is he isn't HIDING IN THE CLOSET...
Closet: *muffled damn*
Lily: *raises an eyebrow* someone's trying to grasp the title of Master Baka-chan...
Crystaline: *smirks*
Lily: *moves closer to the closet* hmmm... so the closet talks…. hey, let's see if this is one smart closet... 2 plus 2 equals...?
Closet: ...uh... 22?
Everyone: *falls over*
Lily: *sweatdrops* I suppose not… *opens the closet* hey there Henry!! ^_^
Henry: GAH!!!
Lily: bingo :P
Henry: uh.. heh.. fancy meetin' you here?
Lily: *raises an eyebrow* that's one nice house you got there... since when did you move in?
Henry: ...uh.. just today *nods* yep.. real great deal too..
Lily: *sweatdrops* *ahem* anyway Henry... mind getting out?
Henry: ...do I have a choice?
Christina: ...... no?
Henry: ...that's what I thought... *gets out nervously*
Lily: so Heeeeeeeeeeenry *ties him to a chair so quickly it couldn't be in human speed...* *shows him hair spray* do you want a new hairstyle or not?
Henry: ...0-0 not! not!
Lily: ... oh sorry? Did I mentioned that was one of those questions I don't expect answers?
Henry: T_T figures...
Lily: sooooo girls, want to have fun too? *hands them some ribbons and much more… stuff…*
Crystaline: hmm... *grins evilly* yesh, yes I do...
Other girls: *grin and nod*
Henry: V-V cruel, cruel girls..
Christina: *has hair dye in hands*
Henry: *nervous to say the least*
Christina: so what color? Dorothy (Gundam Wing) blond or Yugi (Yu-gi-oh) magenta?
Crystaline&Lily: *grin* both
Henry: Both???
Both: *smirks evilly*
Alexis: *wonders* How can we dye his hair.... both colors??
Crystaline: talent?
Henry: ....... *nervous at the thought of these girls having "talent"*
Lily: ^_^
Henry: ...help...me...
Crystaline: ^_^ shall we start the Henry-chan torture?
Other girls: YEAH!!
Henry: ...*going to cry* I hate you all..
Lily: no you don't
Henry: what makes you say that?
Lily: 'cause u love us! ^_^
Henry: *would do an anime fall if he wasn't tied up*
Alexis: hey it is true
Henry: *mumbles something along the lines of "that's what you think"*
Christina: isn't it, CRYS?
Crystaline: You know it!
Henry: *goes to say something*
Crystaline: *low growl*
Henry: *shuts up and nods*
Girls: ^^
Lily: So what're the plans for... his hair?
Christina: *waves the hair dye*
Crystaline: hmm... well, *starts running her hands through his hair and holding it up in funny shapes* .. we could always give him nice Dorothy streaks, to bring out his valley girl side... then brighten it up with some Yugi magenta ^^…… in zig-zags!
Alexis: yeah some nice idea!!
Lily: Yay! Let's do it!!
Crystaline: Hmmm…should I get some hair gel?
Lily: *laughs* go grab it
Crystaline: *zooms off*
Henry: *Sweatdrops*
Lily: *working on his hair happily* *singing* "But I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell, I know, right now you can't tell..." ^_^
Other girls: ^_^
Crystaline: *comes back with a huge tub of gel* *nearly falls over cause it's so heavy* *drops it down with a big "THUD!"* is this enough?
Lily: that should do ^_^
Henry: *freaked out* Not crazy they say...
Crystaline: *Snickers* maybe we should give him a Hilde (Gundam Wing) hair cut..
Henry: o.0 nooo
Christina: *shudders* maybe a Trowa (Gundam Wing) one
Crystaline: *laughs* I dun think Trowa would appreciate that...
Lily: and what's the point in that?
Crystaline: *shrugs*
Lily: ^_^ what do you think Henry?
Henry: I think you girls need a hobby....
Christina: we have a hobby
Crystaline: yeah, torturin' bakas like you! ^^
Henry: -_-UUU
Lily: ............. and sorry, you have no right in here, Henry ^^
*hours later*
Alexis: *admiring her work*
Crystaline: ^__^ *looking it over like an artist would* very nice...
Henry: ;_;
Lily: ^__^
Christina: ............ you think he's alive?
Henry: *has cried so much he's gone into a state of shock*
Alexis: o.0...not sure... *pokes him*
Lily: ehh... *sweatdrops*
Crystaline: 0_0 you killed my bishy!!
Lily: we did not!! And you helped too...
Christina: plus you got Trowa
Crystaline: good point ^^ *over it*
Alexis: ...you sure he's alive?
Lily: ........ no
Others: *falls over*
Lily: ^^U
Crystaline: *sweatdrop* *gets a stick* Henryyyyy......wake up...
Alexis: *does not throw water on his face cause it'll mess up the work*
Christina: *wonders how she can wake him up without ruining the work*
Lily: *cheers* *makes her medabot GrayMoon hit him upside down the head*
Henry: *wakes up* GAAH!!
Alexis: hiya! ^^
Henry: *glares*
Lily: ^_^ soooo Henry, how do you feel? *shows him a mirror*
Henry: *afraid to look in the mirror* *winces and looks* GAAAAAAH!!!!! what have you done?!??!!
Lily: art ^_^
Henry: I look like a girl.... ;_;
Crystaline: uh.. dude... you did before too...
Alexis: *laughs* yeah... sometimes you look practically like a girl...
Henry: 0-0 that's not funny!
Christina: says who?
Crystaline: *needs to analyze her taste in men* ....
*ten minutes later*
Christina: *looks at Henry* still alive? ...... still straight?
Henry: *still tied up*..¬¬UU
Lily: what? you've got one girlish hair now
Henry: I'm still straight thank you.
Lily: oh goodie ....... but are you sure? *shoves a bishie from one side to another in front of him*
Henry: *big sweatdrop* YES I'M SURE!
Lily: oh good *hugs the bishy and then lets him go* see Line... your bishy is there *points to girlish Henry*
Crystaline: good... *not sure she wants to glomp him or not* *blinkblink*
Alexis: ^^; hey he swears he's still straight...
Crystaline: yeah.. but- the hair...
Lily: ................. not my fault *fake innocence*
Crystaline: .....
Lily: ehhh... actually...
Other girls: *slowly backs out the door* ...heh...
Crystaline: *folds arms and raises eyebrow at them* you really think that'll work?
Alexis: ...uhm.. yes?
Christina: that was the general idea?
Crystaline: *sweatdrops* indeed
Lily: *looks over to Henry and hopes he's still straight*
Henry: *trying to get out of the chair*
Crystaline: *still debating whether or not he's glompable* Henry-chan.... are you sure you're still straight?
Henry: yes.... *blinks at her wanting to glomp him* uh...
Lily: *waves the bishy like before*
Henry: *looks back and forth between Line and the bishy nervously*
Alexis: O_o
Lily: *sweatdrops* uh oh...
Crystaline: huh? *blinks* don't even Henry!!!
Christina: ....... it's not a prob, really... just don't kiss the bishy in front of me, please
Henry: *big sweatdrop*
Crystaline: .... *sniff*
Henry: *sighs*
Lily: *sweatdrops* ............ not my fault Line!! *hides behind Christina*
Christina: 0-0 hey dun use me as a shield!!!
Crystaline: -_-#####
Alexis: but hey, if he didn't take off the make up it's his own fault
Henry: how am I supposed to take it off tied up?!
Lily: ..... talent?
Henry: ....
Crystaline: *eye twitch*
Lily: *sweatdrops* *looks at others* What about France??
Others: Sounds good!!
Lily: BYE!! *runs*
Others: *runs after her*
Crystaline: WHA!! Grrrr..... *runs after them*
Henry: *blinks* hey, what about me?!?!
Random Gay Bishy: *wanders along* I'll untie you.... ;)
Henry: 0-0 Crystaliiiiiine come baaaaack!!!!!!!
Lily: *didn't make it to the airport* *runs in the room again* *looks at the gay bishy and sweatdrops* Erm… Liiiiiiiiiiiiineee....
GB: ^_^ *ready to glomp Henry*
Crystaline: *pops her head back in the door* What?? THERE YOU ARE!!
Lily: Erm… you should help me help Henry
*meanwhile*
Christina: *relieved* and to France we go...
Alexis: *nods* yeah....
Christina: ....... she's not in the plane, is she?
Alexis: dun think so.. *nervous*
Christina: *sweatdrops*
*back with the others*
Crystaline: *sweatdrops* *bounces over and raises an eyebrow at the GB* ehh..?
Lily: ...... don't ask… *pushes him away*
Crystaline: *sweatdrops*
Lily: Henry?? Traumatized?
Henry: ..... *silent shocked nod*
Crystaline: awww... poor Henry-chan...
Lily: *unties him*
Henry: *relived to be free* *stands up and stretches* thank you!! *practically glomps her in appreciation*
Crystaline: *blinkblink* *coughs purposely in order to gain attention* *ehm*
Lily: ^^U
Crystaline: *runs her hands through Henry's hair and frowns* I think I better buy you some black hair dye..
Lily: *sweatdropping*
Henry: ... T_T I want a vacation...
THE END!!
Final Notes: So? What did you think?? Funny? Stupid? Pointless? … Evil?? =P We'd appreciate your opinion very much, and if you could PLEASE REVIEW… We'd glomp you and give you many plushies of your fav characters ^^ SO GO ON!! SO IT!! *wave* See ya later!!